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Person A: I saw them yell at a kid.
Person B: Since I’ve been with them, they hadn’t yelled at me.
Person A: They yelled at me because I was going too slow on the highway.
Person B: Yeah, they tend to do that.
commission for my friend!
saw a short comic about the prefect being turned into a cat by Crowley and thought to draw out my ideas of it
hmm ok so i don't usually post anything anywhere B U T
recently I've been writing an au focused on spicynoodles from lmk and idk I think it's interesting
i call it wartorn, bc it's basically a big ol what if of like
red, instead of staying around pif, has a big ol fight with her and at the ripe age of like 13 (which is like. Hundreds of human years but mentally my boy was a lil tween) goes to war with dbk's old army and shit
and when mk gets the staff and all that happens he isn't present
nor is he there for most of the plot thats happened in the show
and like 5 or so years after all this starts red returns bc he's finally gotten word that his dad is BACK and he wants to show off all his lil war crimes and other such accomplishments
and yk he's a ptsd-riddled maniac by now so upon learning about mk's general existence he's like FUCK YOU LETS DUEL
and mks like "ok fuck dude fine but if i win u have to like. Not be a bloodthirsty villain? I have enough trauma" bc atp hes just tired
and reds like "ok whatever u have to leave if I win"
and did I mention this started as just a crack idea I had at like 1 am?
bc mei throws in "oh you have to be mks HOUSEWIFE if he wins el oh el"
and yk, red being an arrogant bastard thinks it's funny and is like "sure lmfao"
and well.
it kinda just descended into pure chaos from there and just mk and red both being traumatized and accidentally married idk i feel the need to share the silly goofy little ideas my little wrinkled chicken breast comes up with
Can anyone confirm that episode 12 is over one hour forty minutes???
Gojo Saturo headcanons
Y'all be like "Gojo is manwhore" in every fucking fanfic but tbh I think he was that kinda guy who would be nervous around y/n. He'd be stuttering wherever he tries to make a convo or causally talk to y/n. He make such a big deal about that his crush (y/n) talked to him to Geto(when in reality y/n just asked him for directions)
He'd be a blushing mess if y/n complimented him for example:
Gojo: I'm an idiot!
Y/n: A cute one at that;)
Gojo: *red as tomato*
He is quite possessive when it comes to y/n but he is totally down for threesome if it's w/ Geto or Nanami
And when (y/n) and Gojo finally get together. He- this man would cherish her- no scratch that he'd worship her. Whenever he is out working overboard, he'd send (y/n) pics of anything and everything.
Cheating. Noway like he know no-one else can tolerate his manchild ass.
Gojo loves it when you are the one in control and he wouldn't even deny it.
He'd do matching profiles.
If you two got in an argument, I can see him crying and begging u to forgive him even if it was your fault.
Tokrev characters as things my gf quote(d) part 1:
Mikey: *face stuffed with sweets*
Y/n: Did you crawl out of bakers ass?
wait a minute there’s beef?? we’ve been beefing?? since when?? 😭
mcr girlies are soooo mean to fob girlies why can't we just kiss with tongue and fuck nasty the way god intended
Gwi-nam: I learned some very valuable lesson from this.
Gwi-nam: Death isn't real and I'm basically a god.
Good morning. Can I get Lucky with a hypermobile fem s/o with knee problems? I dislocated my left kneecap again three days ago (this is my 5th one total).
(I'm so sorry to hear that!! And I hope you don't mind headcannons I don't do this much so I'm a bit rusty!)
. if he saw you standing With your knees bent back a little to far he would ask why your standing like that-
. When you tell him that you stand like that because your hypermobile He wouldn't mind! It scares the living HELL out of him when he finds out about your knee (LMAOO GET IT? CAUSE THERE IN HELL?? No? Okay-)
.When he Found out he was RIGHT by your side he says your lucky your in his presence! "Lucky your in my room-" "I didn't ask you tho did i?"
.If you ask for help with something Hes gonna make you beg😐 Let's say you need Help grabbing your phone "Hey lucky could you hand me my phone?" "..Sure :)" He will have it THIS 🤏 close to your hand when he pulls away and says "beg for it." And you just want the phone soo you do it! "Hm i dont know i dont think you really want this" He has to keep his Dominant Aura somehow!
.When your down in the dumps cause of the pain Lucky will let you cuddle with him. He of course is the big spoon💀 And just this once he will let you pet his ears!
I hope you enjoyed these headcanonss I suck at writing tho honestly But I hope you enjoyed💗
ykw fuck it 🤦♀️ if you wonder what i look like lmk and ill show you, cause i be wanting to show yall pics but be scared TT
Guys erm should I change my pfp??? It's currently just Huskys faceclaim and like, love him but I am not husky T-T all our side blogs have themes and this one is just like. Dog
No..It's all good.
Oh hey btw guys angst is over someone chucked an Antivirus at Stract. Which is ok bc I was getting tired of roleplaying...SO ADHD!! Is back to normal!!! *ADHD throws up the viruses like how Michael Afton in FNAF SL threw up Enard.* *A bit of glitched Virus is dripping from his mouth while he smiles and gives a thumbs up. Yayy!! He's back to normal!!* @artsy-anonymous @thatwierdquietkidthatdraws @ragsdolly @pomni-xddcc @ask-ragatha-tadc @ask-abstracted-kaufmo @ask-muslim-anon And uh...Whoever else got involved with this mess. Sorry ya'll just needed some good character arc with ADHD!! Another Arc might be back in a week or a month don't know!!
Let's Talk About Sex
A/N Idk what this is but uh hope you enjoy.
Summary: Jungkook has been your best friend for a long time. Recently he's been hiding something from you, and you need to find out what it is.
Warnings: mxm, future fxm, female reader, handjob, more to come ;) in the future, future poly?, it's kinda already happening but yeah, maybe a little angst?
Part 2: Let's Talk About Us
Part 3: Let's Talk About Love
Masterlist
Realistically you know Jungkook has sex. The hickies that peek over the collar of his shirt. That one time you saw condoms and lube in his room. There was also that one graphic text that popped up on his phone from someone named ‘J’ There's also that fact that he is a healthy, young male with way too many hormones. Thrusting his hips in the face of thousands of people can only do so much.
There is only one issue with this realization: Jungkook has never talked to, let alone been seen with, a girl besides you.
Now, Jungkook is hot. Jungkook is really fucking hot. (Another realization that's been plaguing your brain recently). BUT despite his risque outfits on stage, accidental buttons coming undone, full sleeve, facial piercings, and quite possibly the most gorgeous face ever, Jungkook has never ever EVER flirted with a girl. The possibility of him being a virgin was something you considered often until the hickeys started showing up a few years ago. No matter how many times he tried to hide them, it never worked.
However, there is one thing in your friendship with Jungkook that is never spoken about, and that is sex. Always assuming Jungkook was too shy (or abstinent) to talk about it, and on your end there wasn't much going on either.
(Other than that one night with Taehyung that Jungkook doesn't know about and NEVER will if you have anything to do about it)
Either way, you and Jungkook are best friends and have been since you were growing up next door to each other in Busan. This secret hookup or girlfriend is eating away at you. So, there's only one thing left to do.
...
'Noona, why are you sitting on me,' the man who has been plaguing your thoughts grunts from underneath your thighs.
After thinking for a very long time, rushing over to Jungkook's place to bug him about all of the unanswered questions you have seemed like the only appropriate course of action.
'I have a very important question to ask you and I don't want you to run away.'
Those doe eyes you've grown to love widen even more than you thought possible,
'Should I be scared?' he asks
'Probably,' you hum in agreement and after a moment of pretending to be in deep thought you utter the words that change your friendship forever,
'So, let's talk about sex'
Suddenly the room spins, and next thing you know you have a face full of overpriced sofa cushion. Whipping around you come to face the very reason you just did parkour. It's Jungkook's fault, and the man in question is on the opposite side of the room. His eyes are wide and darting back and forth. He's avoiding eye contact like it'll kill him if he looks into your prying eyes.
‘What the hell was that for, muscle pig. You’re gonna give me whiplash.’ you whine while rubbing your neck.
‘Sorry you- you just took me by surprise.’
Ah there he is. The shy jungkook who couldn’t look you in the eyes for weeks after he saw you in a sports bra for the first time ten years ago. The tips of his ears are tinting red just like they always do when he’s feeling particularly embarrassed, ‘w-why do you wanna talk about… you know–that stuff?’
Sweet, sweet jungkook. Trying to pull the innocent card to cover up the fact that he’s been keeping secrets for a while now, ‘I know your secrets JK. So, why don’t you just tell me.’
All of the sudden the atmosphere in the room changes and his shy yet cute look changes to something more fearful.
‘How did you find out?’ he manages to stutter out. His face is beet red and his hands look a little shaky.
“I’ve seen the hickies, condoms, lube, and the naught texts for ‘J.’ It doesn’t seem like you were trying very hard to keep it a secret.’ You’re laughing a little, but Jungkook isn’t. You know the look on his face and it’s similar to the one when he was getting chewed out by his managers for his car accident. He’s worried. About what–you don’t know.
He rushes over to you and grabs your hands, ‘noona please promise me you won’t tell anyone. If anyone ever found out our careers–’
‘Jungkook,’ you interrupt. His voice had started to get that telltale waiver in it indicating that what was going on was truly worrying him, ‘I’m not going to tell anyone Jungkook. Why would you even think that?’
‘It’s just I don’t know how you feel about the whole thing, and I know same sex relationships are really taboo in Koreas, and I just don’t want you to tell anyone, but I didn’t know if you’d even support it, and if you didn’t support it then maybe you’d tell people, and–’
‘Jungkook,’ you look at him wide eyed and place your hands on his shoulders. This is a lot to process in a short amount of time. Not a bad thing, just surprising, ‘First of all, I would never ever think differently of you for who you’re with. You’re my JK and your significant other will never change that.’
‘Oh thank god,’ he lets out a sigh of relief and throws his arms around you while tucking his head into your neck. You can feel how warm his cheeks are it seems like he was on the verge of tears, ‘I’m so glad–’
‘Ah ah ah. I’m not done yet. Secondly of all, the only thing I was insinuating was that you were hooking up with someone. I hate to tell you this, but you outed yourself on that one my friend.’ you tell him.
Suddenly he goes stiff in your arms and his head snaps up to look at you, ‘But, you said you knew my secrets.’
Smiling at him to let him know everything is gonna be okay you say, ‘Jungkook, what part of saying I saw the evidence of your sexcapades made you think I knew every little detail?’
‘Well you said you saw the text from ‘J’ so I assumed you’d figured that out’ he mumbles under his breath.
You pause. If he’s saying he thinks you;d figured it out, that means it has to be someone you know. Wracking through your brain you think about all the possible J names you know. The only one you know of who’s single and ready to mingle(or at least you thought until today) is– ’Oh my god you’re dating Jimin’
He looks into your eyes, cheeks turning even pinker, ’oh. Uh yeah. I’m dating Jimin. Just Jimin’ He’s avoiding your eyes. You can tell he’s hiding something, but knowing him, it’s better to wait it out. A lot of things have been revealed today, and pressuring him could just make things worse.
‘Jungkook,’ you say softly.
He looks up at you, unease fills his eyes, ‘yeah, noona?’
‘I think that’s great. You deserve to be happy,’ you smile at him. Hoping to conceal the disappointment in your tone.
It seems to work a little, ‘Really? You don’t think it’s weird?’ That uncertainty is still there. Hidden behind the galaxies in his beautiful eyes.
‘No, JK. I think it’s awesome. You found someone who makes you happy. And apparently some who makes you feel good if you know what I mean,’ you wink at him.
All of the sudden a whole new blush takes over his face,
‘Y/n’ he whines. His head finds its way back to your shoulder. A moment of silence passes before he speaks up, ‘thank you for supporting me noona.’
‘I’ll always support you, JK.’
You both stay like that for a while. Realistically, you know there’s something else he’s scared of telling you. You’ve known about Jin and Namjoon’s relationship for awhile, and you’ve always been supportive. You’re just happy to know he’s being taken care of. Jimin’s a great guy, and they both deserve to be happy. You probably should’ve seen it sooner now that you look back on it. Lingering glances or touches. God damnit, that bite mark they claim was a drunk accident. Man, you’re dense.
…
Later when you leave Jungkook’s place, you shut the door and lean back against it. Trying to blink away the tears that sting your eyes, you need to suck it up. At the end of the day you don’t know what you were trying to achieve by interrogating him. He was never going to be more than your best friend, but a part of you was hoping that he was just hooking up with someone and you still had a chance.
As you're walking to your car you see Jimin pull into a parking spot. A smile is on his face, probably because he’s about to see his perfect boyfriend. You like Jimin, but you can’t help but be jealous.
…
‘Yeah, baby?’ he pants against Junkook’s mouth, ‘Thinking about your noona always gets you excited doesn’t it?’
‘Yeah,’ Jk whines out, hips bucking up into the hand wrapped around his cock. He’s so beautifully flushed and pliant like this. Bending to the will of his boyfriend’s skilled hands.
‘Do you wish this was your noona, baby?’ The hand around his length gets tighter and begins jerking him faster while the other finds its way down to that perfect spot right behind his balls.
Jungkook keens. The loud moan that falls from his lips– an indicator that he’s rapidly approaching his orgasm.
‘Come on baby, you know you aren’t allowed to finish until you answer hyung.’
Jungkook tosses his head back and forth on the pillow, ‘Yeah, I want noona to touch me–AH please hyung, let me cum.’
His hyung leans forward and presses a kiss to his lips, ‘Go ahead kook-ah, cum for hyung.’
Jungkook’s mouth parts, eyebrows furrowed as he hurtles toward his orgasm. Fingers pressed to his perineum and the hand around his cock have never felt so good as the images of his noona fill his head. His head flops back against the pillow and his eyes squeeze shut.
‘Fuck, I’m cumming,’ Jungkook grunts.
Hot spurts of cum shoot from his cock. His release paints his toned stomach, and the hand wrapped around him. He moans out–a beautiful sound with his mouth wide open. His orgasm face is similar to the face he makes when he eats something particularly delicious. Almost as if it’s so good he’s angry. Hips are thrusting into the hand that helped him finish as little shocks of oversensitivity started to take over.
He pushes his hyungs hand away so he can finally breathe.
Just then footsteps are approaching the room. Jimin walks in fresh out of the shower, ‘Oh man, I missed out on the fun.’ He whines. A small smile on his face as he approaches the bed, ‘Hyung you know I wanted to play with Kookie.’
‘Oh Jiminie, we’re just getting started. You should hear how worked up our kookie gets when we mention his noona.’ Yoongi smirks.
Reply to OC Boxes [Mei-Jae]
[Mei:] Sam appears in her room, holding a bag in one of his hands. He tosses it onto the bed “You left that in my car.” He looks at her when she didn't respond. He glanced at the box before sighing. “What’d you do now?”
[Hanuel:] Eunmi walks out of the house and jumps into the passenger seat. She leaned over and kissed his cheek, not noticing the pictures. “Ready to go, Prince?”
[Nasya:] Charlie runs through a conversation with Amasa as quickly and respectfully as possible. Once free of his girlfriend’s father, he made his way to her room. He gently knocks on the door. “Mishka? May I enter?”
[Jae:] He waves his hand out the window, curious about the box a bit but wasn't going to ask. He cleared the passenger seat as he waited for her.
@missstar-gazer
31 Days of Angst; #8 [Terminal Illness]
Eunmi hadn't slept or eaten properly in about a week. It was normal for Idols and trainees to have such lifestyles; sacrificing their health for a chance in the spotlight. Her boyfriend had expressed some concern as dark circles formed under her eyes and she rapidly lost weight, her once skin tight clothes becoming baggy on her smaller frame. Eunmi brushed him off and lied, promising she would eat and get full rest that night.
As she shuffled her way out of her room the next morning, haven been up all night redoing some parts of the choreo she never felt like she had right, the lack of self care caught up to her. With one wobbled step, she blacked out on the floor. She woke up to the sound of machine beeps and bright white lights in her face. Her arms were covered in IVs attempting to replenish nutrients to her body. Alastar had come home and noticed his housemate passed out cold. After calling for AJ, he took Eunmi to the hospital to receive care. Eunmi looked around the room with blurry vision, her body not catching up with her brain. As things started to come into focus, she noticed a nurse standing in the corner, taking down vitals and doing a routine check of her. Eunmi weakly asked what happened. The nurse responding plainly that she was lucky she wasn't dead, telling her about Alastar bringing her in and how they found her. Eunmi felt a jab to her heart, realizing she almost killed herself but simply not sleeping. The Doctor came in a few moments later, holding a clipboard with an uneasy expression. He introduced himself before asking Eunmi if she had any family with heart problems. Heart problems? Not to her knowledge. But who knows what's on her mother's side of things. The doctor took a few breaths to find the best way to tell her. ~~~~~~~~~~ Eunmi stared at the hospital lunch in front of her. Unable to eat, even after all that happened. Her eyes already stung from sobbing all day but the more she got inside her head, the more new tears started to form. Cancer. In her Heart. Likely spurred on by not taking care of herself.