Petition To Rename(MCU) Loki To Loki Friggabarn. Giving Loki This Last Name Would Follow The Viking Naming

Petition to rename(MCU) Loki to Loki Friggabarn. Giving Loki this last name would follow the Viking naming convention of someone’s last name being their parents first name (usually) followed by either son or dottir. (This way of giving last names is actually still used in Iceland) Frigga, because she was Loki’s only true parent (let’s face it Odin was an asshole and Loki never even knew Laufey) and barn because it means child in at least 3 Nordic languages (Danish,Swedish and Norwegian) and the reason Loki doesn’t get son or dottir in their last name is because they’re genderfluid/non-binary. So all in all Loki Friggabarn.

Edit: apparently there’s a gender neutral “child of” suffix in icelandic, it’s -bur, so Loki’s name could also be Loki Friggabur.

Hear me out:

You with the dark curls: James

You with the watercolor eyes: Lily + Mary

You who bears all your teeth in every smile: Regulus + Marlene

He says, “I can always hear you sing, I wanna hear you speak to me”: Sirius + Dorcas

While a stranger braids my hair back out on the street: Remus + Pandora

James: Happy birthday PADFOOT!

Sirius: thanks mate

Pete: Happy birthday Sirius!

Sirius: thanks pete

Remus: Happy birthday idiot

Sirius: Aw thankss

Reg: Go Fuck Yourself arsehole

Sirius: *tearing up* ily2 Reg

I personally think that it’s a combination of 2 and 3 because baymax would definitely shoplift like that and I’m pretty sure that the employees were like: “I’m gonna pretend that I don’t see that because free and effective healthcare is more important than the multi million dollar grocery store losing a bit of money”

possible explanations for Baymax being able to get 10 bags full of menstrual products:

Hiro updated his programming so he can have a bit of money linked to a debit card or something

Baymax has no money but found an employee instead. Baymax politely and calmly told them that he needs to get a small city's worth of pads and tampons right away, you see he has a patient and it's very urgent, and the cashier who does NOT get paid enough to argue with or explain the concept of capitalism to an 8 foot tall crimefighting robot was like "man, just go"

Baymax knows exactly how money and capitalism works but thinks it has no place in medicine, and regularly just straight-up shoplifts in the name of free and effective healthcare

Based on these posts (1) (2)

I watched that Baymax show and cried but also wondered if Baymax swears so here's a shitty comic about hitting your toe on a fucking table

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sirius + regulus black, glaring at each other from across the table:

sirius: never have i ever hidden under the invisibly cloak when i heard footsteps coming up the stairs, leaving my partner with his dick out

regulus: *smirks, and takes a sip of vodka* never have i fucked on peter’s bed

sirius: *takes a large sip of vodka* never have i ever been caught fucking by mcgonagall

regulus: *inhales the vodka* never have i ever used the marauders map to scout out a new place to fuck

sirius: *takes two gulps of vodka* never have i ever skipped quidditch practice to fuck

regulus: *drinks half the bottle* never have i ever used my wand to-

peter: *grabs the bottle* that’s enough from you two

peter: also, my bed?? really?

remus + james: *dying*