YES! FINALLY!!! SOMEONE DID IT!!1!1!

YES! FINALLY!!! SOMEONE DID IT!!1!1!

sister location fake ending :>

Hello internet, I just wanted to say I'm glad this is a safe space where I can publish my opinions without getting mocked or judged, I'm so glad I can feel safe here and say whatever I want such as:

I love cats

EVERY OTHER ANIMAL CAN GO AND DIE

If you dislike cats or like other animals better then that's completely understandable and respectable, this a safe space where we express opinions and

RESPECT THEM

Don't forget that last part and have a nice day ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ

Conversations are like a ball game.

You have to work with the other person to make it fun:

You don't hog the ball all for yourself, but you don't have them throw the ball at you over and over again while you nod and smile

You don't throw it back as fast as you can because you don't have time to aim and then the ball gets stuck in a tree.

At least in most cases.

Humans are not so simple

Sometimes some people like or are fine being hit by a ball repeatedly as long as the other can happily play like some hyperactive child.

Sometimes a person climbs the tree to retrieve the ball and even though it killed the flow they're more than willing to play with you again.

Sometimes two people have spent so much time playing ball together they don't even have to think about it when they throw the ball, they synergise so well they can play with their eyes closed.

Sometimes it's not the way you throw the ball but the ball itself, maybe it's doesn't go well for this game or person and you need a more adequate ball.

Sometimes the other person is not in the mood to play.

Sometimes they just want to enjoy some time with you in silence.

Sometimes the other person is a jerk and they keep aiming at your face or refusing to play and you have better things to do than keep trying to play with this jerk-ass jerk.

Sometimes you have the ball in your hands and you start to overthink of all the ways you could embarrass yourself throwing this ball and you stand there for an hour.

Sometimes you don't know how to play ball games or you forgot and you have to relearn.

So if you had bad experiences with ball games that doesn't mean all ball games are bad and you should give up on ball games forever.

There are so many of them and so many different ways to play them!

There badminton and soccer and baseball and ping-pong and mini golf and I could be here all day.

And if you don't want to play ball with someone but still play ball then you can play alone for some self reflection or draw a face on your ball and let people admire it.

And I just love ball games and I hope reading this may make you like them a little too.

The sound of a 20 hours video of rain and thunder on a metal roof full volume is a-okay, the sound of you breathing or moving is unbearable, please stop you're physically hurting me.

WHAT WHAT WHAT

THIS IS SO

I LOVE THIS

I'M DYING OF CUTENESS

ASDGHGSDJKSA

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

I love me some "You are not a threat to me, I'm just toying with you" type of villain that 90% of the time backfires on them, this is why when you want to toy with the hero you first check if you're the big bad or some neutral funny haha morally gray unstoppable force of nature.

Btw here's the TV Tropes page for this trope since you said you wanted more though ironically none of my examples are there, there's also the It Amused Me page which is kind of like a supertrope to this.

I love those characters that are like "I could kill you and easily win this battle if I truly wanted, but I want to give you a fighting chance so I can watch you struggle."

Those characters that know how to end everything and have the power to do so, but they dangle it over the other characters' heads and watch them fight over it.

EVEN BETTER, they know their capabilities, but hide it from everyone else until a moment forces them to reveal the power they have.

Like the other characters never stood a chance against them, and they knew that but watched them try it anyway for the pure joy of it.