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Can I tell a funny story real quick? Yes? Okay.
So I used to play the oboe, which if you don't know what that is, look up both it and oboe reeds real quick before reading the rest of this story. I was also in my middle school's pep band.
And if you've ever been in band then you know how us reed players soak our reeds when a water cup is unavailable. That's right, we suck on them. So here I am in middle school next to the band bleachers, oboe in hand, reed in mouth, when a teacher/adult (I'm unsure I didn't know who she was) approaches me frowning. She walks right up to me saying, "You're not allowed to smoke on school property." Behind her is these two kids glaring at me, so obviously they had "tattled" on me. I decide, instead of calmly explaining to her what was in my mouth, to buzz the reed. The look of surprise on these people's faces was something that will stick in my mind forever. I turned and walked away before any of them responded but needless to say I was not kicked off the property.
And that folks is how I got in trouble for smoking at a middle school football game. Typing it out, it's a lot less funny, but still a good story. Maybe I'll tell more 🤷. I played the oboe through high school too, but since I played school-owned instruments I couldn't continue. It makes me sad sometimes but I also don't have the time for it anyways with my major.
Time to stop procrastinating home work. Bye!
Doctor’s Orders: Story Break
I was hit by a stroke of inspiration to draw a sexy Knockout encouraging self care
i have had too many reviews left on Leaking Spark saying people couldn’t put the story down due to Sexy Doctor so sexy doctor is here to say TAKE CARE OF URSELF STORY WILL BE HERE IN THE MORNING K ❤️❤️❤️✨✨❤️✨✨
permission granted to use this for your own stories as a chapter break notice; please do not crop the image or modify it in any way is all i ask, credit would be nice but it is already on the picture itself :3
For the next week let's just pretend none of this is gonna happen
any number of leg is the right number
centipedes: too many legs
slugs: Not enough legs
me: two legs :) and I think it's just the right amount for me
If you don't believe Art is bisexual then you clearly have not read ANYTHING that he has written.
Many say that characters like Raven Queen, Cerise Hood, Ginger Breadhouse, among the most Rebel's, deserve to be in Monster high, the place of the monsters that you can really be yourself
But... if we analyze well, we take a closer look, those who have, or well, had to go to Monster High, are more and less than those who are Royal's, that is, Apple White, Ashlynn Ella, Daring Charming, etc.
Why? Easy
They are people who have to learn to accept themselves, not to be afraid of their imperfections
Apple for her blonde hair and that she snores at night
Daring you won't always be attractive
To Duchess that although it does not have a happy ending, it does not have to suffer the same consequences
And the list unfortunately goes on and on.
For this reason, many Royals [Depending on the season] should have and deserve to go to monster high, because, in my point of view, they would learn to be, as one of the best mottos I heard, “Be unique. Be yourself. Be a Monster High”
[It is noted that I am talking about the original series, not the reboot or the live action]
PS: this is my first Tumblr post
Basically Mulan
Shang: You're a woman???
Mulan: Yeah
Shang:
Shang: You mean to tell me...
Shang: THAT I HAD A SEXUAL IDENTITY CRISIS FOR NOTHING
Mulan: WHAT
Shang: WHAT
ice cream with thomas and alastair in the park, alastair couldn’t believe that thomas knew his favourite flavour without him even having to say! 🍦
characters @cassandraclare 💛
hey guys !!! when u play deltarune chapter 2 please please PLEASE be nice to berdly im begging you hes just a silly little bird and my friend and he means a lot to me so <333 only murfder him a little bit if u need to ok ??
I made an robot oc his name is Caedis it’s an Latin name and it means murder, assassination that kinda stuff. I really liked how he turned out. I could have done something more for the background but it wasn’t working really so I made this smokey thing don’t know what it is to be honest.
so i call this bracelet: “thought it’d be fun to make bracelets that i’d give to my favorite characters, but now i’m just really sad that i can’t give this to aled last”
anyway, @aliceoseman thank you for creating amazing characters who i desperately wish were my irl best friends *cough* specifically aled *cough*
𝑊𝑎𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑖𝑚 ℎ𝑢𝑚𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑠𝑎𝑙𝑎𝑑?
Help this soooooo CUTE
they way mc fingerguns him just shows conformable she has gotten
DUDE IS HUSBAND MATERIAL
He can COOOK I REPEAT THE MAN CAN COOK
new uterine lining just dropped
230714 Weverse Translation
Jimin’s Post ❇️
문득 생갔났는데 지방이는 잘 지내려나 (https://weverse.io/bts/artist/2-122025074)
I just suddenly thought of this but I wonder how Province* is doing
(T/N: *A reference to the Pixid video that Jimin was a part of, where a Stray Kids fan nicknamed ‘Province’ mentioned that she used to be ARMY. Jimin has since then mentioned her several times, joking that she needs to come back home.)
Trans cr; Aditi @ bts-trans © TAKE OUT WITH FULL CREDITS
I think everyone in the Holiday family was born in December, exept for Dess who was born in like june
This was supposed to be for the weekly challenge (Fierce Diety), but I didn’t finish on time… plus I forgot what i had planned as the dialog.
I’m still a subscriber to the Fierce Dad-ity headcannon….
but angst, man!! ANGST!!!
Maybe I’ll color it…. ffftt yeah right. Until then, enjoy the Linkwork XD
Hope you all still enjoy it!!
in celebration of 9 years, reblog and tag: first bias/current bias. first song, first mv, first comeback. favorite song, favorite mv, favorite comeback.
why is no one looking after these hundreds of ninja orphans