Hell Can Wait

Hell can wait

Paring - Beelzebub x Reader

Triggers - N/a

Warnings - fluff, good feels, yelling

Summary - The reader is the deadly sin Wrath in needing of some comfort as she hears the bad news of Armageddon

It had been a long, dreadful day for the living sin. She wasn’t a very...patient woman. Many knew her as Wrath, but her lover, Beelzebub, knew the sin by her name, Y/n. On the outside she was cold, evil dripping from her veins and words. On the inside, she wasn’t that bad. She had feelings, albeit very little, though she did have them. It just so happened she fell for the Lord of The Flies themself. As did Beelzebub. The demons would have never guessed. Beelzebub was a demon without feeling, yet they fell for the deadly sin. To which, the sin walked up to her lover, seething from the ears. All was silent as the demons around watched, knowing what was about to happen. “He what!!” Yelled the sin, the outline of her veins turning a dark red, almost black as she stood in front of her lover. The echo of her yell traveled through hell, it’s just what happened when Wrath felt...wrath. “The boy changed reality.” Beelzebub buzzed, almost unfazed by her temper. They were used to it by now, though in the past they were afraid of it. Y/n took a deep breath, pinching the bridge of her nose as she tried to calm herself, though her veins lied for her, pumping thick and large with rage. “Satan himself couldn’t even stop him?! Well great!” She called out sarcastically, plopping down on the Lords throne, not caring that she did so. “What are we going to do now Beel?” She asked, the sin trying to calm down the best she could. She didn’t like losing her temper with them, even if it wrath is she is. “I don’t know Y/n. I do know the angels will pay for this.” They replied, picking up the woman with their arms, sitting on their throne with the sin in their lap. Beelzebub didn’t show affection much, this being one of the only times they ever had. Mostly to keep the sin calm, they didn’t need more paperwork on what damage would happen on Earth. “I swear I’m going to kill those feathered Jesus freaks.” She replied, wrapping her arms around their waist, sighing softly. Their veins had calmed, showing she had as well. If anyone were to pay attention, Beelzebub gave the faintest hint of a smile, but anyone could have missed it. Y/n didn’t, which made her smile as well, calming her down instantly. A row of her pearly whites shown in the damp place, the only thing that was bright in the entire place. “Come on Beel, lets go somewhere else.” She spoke, snapping them to their room. She didn’t like people watching them, liking to keep her ego high. She snuggled against the demon, making them huff slightly, but wrap an arm around their lover. “We will win Y/n. One way or another. We will bring hell to heaven and Earth.” They spoke, a slight buzz in their words, making the sin smile once more. Many people found the buzzing rather annoying, but to her it was music. “I know my love. For now, let us enjoy each other for now. Tomorrow, we’ll plan for the end.” She spoke, giving the demon a small peck on their lips, resting her head on their chest, hearing a faint heart beating. She didn’t see it, but Beelzebub smiled as they held the deadly sin in their arms, silently agreeing with her. Hell can wait for a day.

This is all I have to say about Asmodeus

James Bond Gets Fucked Roughly By Colonel Sanders

Don't take this seriously, lmao

Pairing - Asmodeus x Arthur Ketch

Triggers - Terrible food jokes

It was a long day after Arthur had finished his hunt, which entailed a few rowdy, troublesome vampires. It wasn't anything too difficult, though only one thing was on his mind. He needed a good dick down. Walking down the halls of Hell, the James Bond wannabe was eager to see the King of Hell, knowing he would get exactly what he wanted.

Opening the doors of the throne room, he had found Asmodeus, in his suit of white, spread out on the throne. Staring the demon down, he couldn't help but see how much Asmodeus looked like Colonel Sanders, making Ketch bite his bottom lip, resisting a moan at the thought of the man making him a human five-dollar fill-up.

Asmodeus couldn't help but smirk at the man before him, his pearly whites showing as he smelled Arthur's arousal, making the Demon of Lust twitch in his seat. "Hello, Arthur." Asmodeus hummed, getting up from the stone throne, quickly meeting the lips of the hunter. They were both needy, needing some good ol' dicking, like your mother.

"Please, Colonel, fuck me like your little cum slut." Arthur moaned, tugging at Asmodeus's hair, making the demon moan in return from the pain. "You know I can't resist you, Arthur. I crave that bussy of yours." Asmodeus replied, quickly going to work on Arthur's neck, making the B-Rated Bond moan in pleasure.

Snapping away their clothing, Asmodeus becoming too eager for the taste of Arthur's bussy once more. So wet, so tight. He could never resist such a thing unless it was his famous KFC Bowl, which is in restaurants near you for only $3:99. Grabbing Arthur by his ass, he slammed him onto the nearest table, having him laying on his back, giving the demon a clear view of Arthur's flushed face and body.

Though, Asmodeus couldn't help but notice Arthur's dick that twitched with any movement or friction that came its way. Grabbing ahold of his dick, Asmodeus gave it a few pumps, earning begging and pleading whines from the hunter, who started to act like a mother who won the casserole competition. "You like that don't you?" Asmodeus said, more of a statement than a question.

The demon didn't wait for an answer, instead aligned himself at Arthur's entrance, not bothering with lube, liking the pain and suffering he gave his lover, as well as his customers after a bad batch of chicken. Thrusting himself into Arthur, Asmodeus like out a guttural, nearly feral moan as he started to thrust, making Arthur cry out in pain and pleasure from his ass being ripped open without warming. Arthur felt as if it were better than any cactus he had used.

With each thrust, Asmodeus went deeper into Arthur's bussy, soon finding the bottom's prostate, hitting Arthur's sweet spot that made him see stars every time it was beaten like a defense woman. "Fuck yes. Almost as good as my coleslaw, Arthur." Asmodeus moaned out, feeling himself close to his orgasm. Arthur was already nearly on the edge, the constant stimulation of his prostate making him shake and whimper for more.

After a few more thrusts, Arthur arched his back, coming hard as he reached his orgasm. "Yes, Colonel!" He moaned out, hitting the table once again as his back straightened back up. With his hole tight and clenched, it only took a few more thrusts before Asmodeus filled Arthur with his five-dollar fill-up, pulling out not long after. His secret KFC sauce spilling out of Arthur's hole, dripping down his cheeks.

Watching as Arthur helplessly laid on the table, Asmodeus admired the work he had done to Arthur, seeing him a panting mess. Getting a sudden idea, Asmodeus leaned down to come right in front of Arthur's dick, licking from Arthur's shaft, feeling the rhythm of the male's heart from the orgasmic pulses.

It only further aroused the demon as his hands gripped the Rip-Offs hips, making Arthur whine from the overstimulation of his dick, his head hitting the table as Asmodeus's tongue met his slit. With fresh, hot cum coating his tongue, Asmodeus let it lather in his mouth, whispering softly into Arthur's ear as he swallowed. "It's finger lickin' good."

i’m way too lazy to add full detail but yeah

First kiss headcanons for the Sawyer brothers?

Hey everyone! It's been a while! Well I'm back and better than ever!

Also sorry I didn't write for Nubbins, I don't know his character well!

Choptop

• If anything, it was super sloppy and out of the blue. You were sitting on the couch, watching an old film and boom! Choptop comes into the room all excited and hype and kisses you.

•He isn't a good kisser and truth be told, he never kissed anyone before. So it was really sloppy, like kissing a guy after 6 shots of strong whisky. And there will definitely be a sneaky boob grab

•it was really sweet though cause he was showing his full affection. He definitely will be kissing you more often

Bubba

•It was a very nervous kiss. He is a big man and he always has the fear of hurting you. So he would be as gentle as he could ever be when kissing you. Of course you'd have to be the lead in kissing

•It would have been on valentines day or your birthday that he would kiss you. He wanted the first kiss be special and why not on one of those days? He wants anything to be special with you

•His eyes would light up when kissing you. This man has been touch starved and never had a relationship with anyone so this was very new to him.

Pigeon

I prefer doves myself, but pigeons are cool too 🐦