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i actually really enjoy when people leave random objects in art galleries and people start treating them as if they're art. I think it puts people into a headspace where they start looking at normal objects differently and its an opportunity for them to realize that they can do this too outside of a gallery setting. You're not dumb or tricked for seeing something on the floor of a gallery and trying to figure it out or appreciating it as an art object. The world is full of beautiful and interesting objects even some random garbage on the street is worthy of that same level of examination. Theres art everywhere if you're primed to see it.

Your body must be rested and fed if you wish to be a pervert.

my computer was coughing so i gathered herbs to fashion a poultice

I have become a regular at the local cafe. I sit at the lunch counter with my laptop to write. The workers keep me updated on all the tea.

Barista: Oh god here he comes.

Me: who?

Barista: White Ferrari guy. Hes banned from the other cafe. All he ever does is tell the same stories about the pyramids. Or ghosts. Or his car. Don't make eye contact with him. If he talks to you he won't leave you alone- Hi hello welcome!

Terrarium wings Brittle things My imaginary Sanctuary Part of my Glass Wings Series

"This Spectacular Bag-worm Crafted a "witch hat" from a Rolled Leaf!

These tiny architects are found worldwide and are known for creating unique protective bags from leaves, twigs, and silk. Fascinating, right?"

📸 Girish Gowda

Cant cast spells cause allergies ate a bitch

i cast “Charge Public Transport Card”

i ran out of mana to summon my car today.

Spell Archive #2

Wish i had an image, but the page is written in some very cryptic runes and I'd hate for someone to butt-call some eldritch entity.

"Delayed Inner Monolouge: I ts looud, oww. o HNO DONTT HINK MUSICNO ONONONO."

Kind of happy there's no casting instruction, I'm already feeling the residual effects just reading this.

Spell Archive #1

So as I was digging through my repertoire of random spells I've created, I found one simply scribed down with a crayon on a cocktail napkin.

I apologize to Caecilius, and to be honest he didn't know that the community ps4 had my entire save on it. Really made me curse proof my laptop, though its so old most modern curses don't even work.

Welcome! Let me introduce myself

Hello All! As a experienced wizard i am finally reaching out to not just T.U.W.C (The Universal Wizard Council), but to @the-better-wizard-council in hopes to transcribe my miriad of stupid spells i have jotted over my existance.

I am indeed stuck as an improbable shape, but do have a universal human forme. I wear any suit and tie set, I enjoy a baby yellow though for most of my garb, but can compromise for a standard uniform.

I will post some archived spells i have created over the millenia, but do not condone the use of any, even if they are (somehow) approved by the Council.

More than happy to talk to anyone, the White is very lonely.

I am Penrose, and as looks go im stuck as this oddly incomprehensible object. I do have a human body though so i can participate when needed.

I have gotten bored with my life and create spells that i’ve experienced, and have archived them in some manilla folders.

I do not condone use of my spells, though i hope through all of my old and frankly terrible ideas i can assist in Spell Regulation and Creation Limitations.

As part of the Council I wish to spread higher regulation standards as a lot of the loopholes ive discovered are (while unreasonable) exploitable.

(I am willing to move for work. Resume is, has, and was sent upon casting "Summon Resume". I use any pronouns, and or reference to my existance.)

Sign up to be a member of my Wizard Council by reblogging this post. Please include information such as your wizard name, wizard pronouns, and what you wish to change about Wizard Laws.