It's Not Exactly Fan Art When It's Your Own Story, But I'm Counting It Cause I Dunno What To Call It

It's not exactly fan art when it's your own story, but I'm counting it cause I dunno what to call it

YES!

Literally was saying the other day they should just adapt Minecraft The Island. It would be so much better

5 ways to do a Minecraft Movie that doesn’t suck:

1. Do an adaptation of Max Brooks: The Island. This is already a fascinating retelling of what waking up in Minecraft would be like and it was written by the guy who wrote World War Z! I genuinely don’t know why they didn’t do this in the first place because Jack Black is the guy who read the audiobook! It’s so obvious it’s painful!

2. If you must have “real people in Minecraft” then have them wake up there without knowing how they got there. Steve tells them if they defeat the Ender Dragon the portal that opens after will take them home. Boom. Now your entire plot is your characters working towards defeating the dragon and going home. You still get the nether and piglins. You still get creepers and villages and maybe even raids. You get the whole gauntlet of what Minecraft offers.

3. Do it Wall-E and Cast Away style. Guy wakes up in Minecraft, does not know how or why he’s there. Most of the action is conveyed entirely through pantomime, with one guy. He’s alone in Minecraft and he needs to survive. The film is him struggling as he comes to grips with the weird mechanics of the world such as floating trees and creepers.

4. Do it as a semi-horror movie. Have the majority of the day segments be about a guy trying to prepare, have the nights be horror filled encounters where each day there’s a new terror he’s not familiar with. Culminate with him slowly getting worse and worse off until he finds a village. Have him get taken in and brought back to health. He decides to defend the village, and the final battle is him putting his survival skills and knowledge to the test against a very aggressive raid.

5. Literally just animate Minecraft Story Mode. Keep it animated all the way through. It’s just Story Mode but with better graphics and more concise editing. Oh wait! That’s already being done now! It’s called “Block by Block: The Amulet” and it’s going to be premiering on YouTube in 2025 and it’s being made by fans of the game!

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And those are just the first 5 I literally thought up while in my car waiting to pick up food. This is not a hard concept. Like Minecraft offers up SO MANY potential ideas for stories. Why did they pick the worst way to do this?

Edit: I accidentally put Hawkeye twice, my bad

So me and my dad have decided that the events of the Hobbit is like 14 Scottish coal minors, and a weird old guy who brought the fireworks when you were a kid, showing up at the Earl of Grantham's house and wisking him off on a nutso adventure involving trolls and goblins and a dragon

This is because Bilbo doesn't actually do anything at The Shire, he's just a local comparatively wealthy dude

Why are bath tubs so fucking small

I am the size of a grown man, and I am too sick to stand for long periods of time

This is bullshit

Gagghhhh

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