Steven Universe Human Rose Headcannon

Steven universe human rose headcannon

Human rose would be a veterinarian that does gardening and dancing as a hobby 

she met pearl in ballet class as kids 

she comes from a family of very  talented notable and rich doctors that own multiple hospitals get it doctors sounds like dictators 

Her family thought that she was to childish emphatic and careless to be a good doctor they wouldn’t pay for her to go to collage 

she ran away got fat dyed her hair and started a rock band get it rock

 the money she made being the lead singer of the crystal gems went into her degree 

her family hates the crystal gems 

Greg is a fan that wants to join the band  

Smp mlp au

Mumza is red eyed with purple fur and dark brown curly hair and is an Alicorn 

Phil his eyes are blue is fur is green his long hair is straight yellow he is a Pegasus (I think his name would be old oak)

Tommy has blue eyes his fur is red and his short hair is yellow he is a Pegasus  

Wilbur’s eyes are red his hair is long curly brown and his fur is either purple or yellow he is a unicorn 

Technos eyes are red and his hair is dark pink with light pink fur he is an earth pony or Alicorn his talent would be something to do with farming 

Tubbo has blue eyes and green fur his hair is short brown and his name would be busy bee 

Ranboo would be like pip but instead of brown and white he is black and white his name would be peekaboo and when he and tubbo get married like when mis cake changed her name when she got married busy bee would change his name to bugaboo  

I think that if white had nicknames for the other they would be

Pink diamond is the only one too have a cannon endearing nickname starlight 

Blue diamonds s nickname would be moon beam 

Yellow diamonds nickname would be sunshine 

And Stevens nickname would be sweet heart because he is organic 

A word about the theory that ranboo is the past time traveler I theorize ranboo was the time traveler and that the overseer’s got attached to him witch is why they are very possessive of Karl and want the new time traveler to spend more time with them they are projecting onto him and fighting over him like parents fighting over a child in a custody battle bad talking each other to Karl and warning Karl to not trust the other there’s also the detail that the the time traveler some how effects the appearance of the two worlds so I’m thinking that that works both ways and the other world affects the appearance of the time traveler witch would explain why he is split down the middle and the colors that are on the sides are black and red and white and green 

GOING TO LOSE MY FUCKING MIND

Each spinel has a different way to make there diamond happy 

Yelllow diamond has been shown to love dark humor and sarcasm so yellow spinel is a comedian that focuses on those types of humor she is a part timer and only performs at predetermined time slots

Blue diamond is emotional her spinel is a therapist or a diary since diamonds are perfect they don’t react well to being criticized and on homeworld change is discouraged so blue spinel is there to let blue vent not to give her advise

White spinel is a fan girl and a yes man her purpose is to praise whites every action and since white is a perfectionist she has high standards because of that  her spinel is a ball of nerves and puts on a mask 

Pink spinel from cannon was meant to be a playmate she plays physical games like tag and red light green light and juggling she is also more clingy none of the other spinels would ever dream of touching there diamonds but she does 

I think that lev and alisa would love to watch next top model and  project runway together that’s why there so close maybe he would make his own clothes because nothing in the store fit him I think the hiabas areJewish 

Nekoma Hobbies

Because I am in no way prepared for the outcome of the Nekoma vs Fukurodani match, I’ve decided to distract myself with some cutsie headcannons for hobbies the boys from Nekoma have.

Kozume Kenma of course has his video games, and if he looks away from the game when you’re talking that means he considers you important, you should feel very very special.

Kurro Tetsuro scrapbooks. His mom got him into it when he was younger and how he can’t stop. He has whole albums of weird scrapbooks all over his house. He started a volleyball one and is constantly taking pictures of the team and trying to pick out construction paper backgrounds that match each person’s personality. Kenma thinks he’s a nerd.

Yaku Morisuke is a coupon-er. He has thousands upon thousands of coupons for anythign and everything. If they go out one night after practice he will without a doubt have a coupon for whatever it is they’re eating and he will use it. Savings King.

Haiba Lev plays the piano. He’s actually very good, his sister taught him when he was little, and he plays whenever he can. Durring practice, when he’s on the bench, he’ll move his fingers across his knees like he’s playing unconsciously. 

Yamamoto Taketora is into Do It Yourself books. He brings one to practice every day and says that he can totally build whatever it is and bitches about other builder’s workmanship. He actually built nice new shelves for the locker room and brings it up all the time.

Kai Nobuyuki is amazing at calligraphy. He never took lessons or anything he’s just naturally skilled at it. The coach leaves him in charge of making any posters they need and Kurro makes him write fake love letters for Tora.

Fukunaga Shohei knits. A lot. Whenever they’re on a long bus ride or at training camp he will knit. The others like to tease him and make fun of him, except Kenma who doesn’t care. He made Kenma fuzzy socks since his feet are unnaturally cold. Everyone else is jealous.

Inuoka So can juggle. His record is eight items and he likes to show off all the time. Tora likes to throw in an extra item just to make him freak out and drop everything on his head.

Shibayama Yuki does magic tricks. He can do a lot of them, and he always shows off at training camp in front of the other team. He once set fire to Lev, his eager assistant. 

I don’t want Fukurodani or Nekoma to lose. Can’t they both win and live happily ever after? Please!