Ajshakdhajdhakdhajhs SADIE WHAT THE HELL??!!!

Ajshakdhajdhakdhajhs SADIE WHAT THE HELL??!!!

Me: please, be gentle with Webby

You: so, anyways, guess who found the body :)

YOU FUCKING DESTROYED MY HEART BEFORE EVEN STARTING THE FIC ITSELF??? AND THEN YOU PROCEEDED TO KEEP STOMPING ON THE PIECES??!!

"I had fun :)"

YEAH, NO WONDER YOU HAD FUN ALSJAKDHAKDH

Now, if you excuse me, I'll go back to cry in my dark corner because SOMEONE decided that making me cry this early in the morning was a brilliant idea.

Updated There Will Be No Self Loathing In This Household, y’all

I had fun :)

@ai-higurashi this is the chapter I gave you the preview of :D

Ik you reblogged it on your reblog account, but can we get some Head cannons for my girl Lena???

I'm gonna do one of each because that sounded interesting af

Headcanon A: what I think realistically

She won't even try to develop her powers and become a sorceress. Lena isn't nearly as interested in magic as Violet and Webby and, while she's happy to help them a little bit with their spells or uses her powers to mess with the triplets, she doesn't actively seek ways to keep advancing or to become even more powerful. She had enough of magic for a lifetime and just wants to live in peace now that she's finally free.

Headcanon B: what I think is fucking hilarious

Sometimes she loses grasp of how material her body should be, so she's just walking around and suddenly Lena has phased through the floor and fallen in the basement just because Webby distracted her.

She has plummeted on top of someone else more times that she likes to admit.

Headcanon C: what is heart-crushing and awful but fun to inflict on friends

She has constant nightmares of Magica coming back. Sometimes, the sorceress directly hurts her family one by one to punish her. Sometimes, she possesses her instead and makes her do it, so she sees the look of betrayal in their eyes and hears them begging her to stop without being able to do anything.

Lena can't quite control her powers, specially when she's asleep so, when that happens, she's so distressed that she unconciously gives life to the shadows of the rest of the people in McDuck Manor (Shadow War style) and all of them gravitate towards her to protect her.

Headcanon D: what would never work with canon but the canon is shit so I believe it anyways

SHE'S ADOPTED BY MORGANA.

No, I don't take constructive criticism.

Lena still doesn't like magic nor any kind of sorceress, but Morgana doesn't force her to use her powers. Morg helps her to control them without expecting more implication or help from Lena's part in any kind of ritual, has a bunch of weird stuff and pets and is easy-going and fun to hang out with (and not nearly as strict as Beakley or Donald).

Besides, it's obvious that Morgana has no experience with being some kind of parental figure and Lena clearly isn't used to having one, so they both learn together and work out their boundaries to something comfortable for both of them.

Beakley: Me loving Scrooge? Like that'll happen Someone: *hurts Scrooge* Beakley: BUENOS DÍAS, FUCKBOY!

Idk how to tell you that THIS IS CANON, FIGHT. ME!!!

After today's episode I really had to draw Moon's mighty hero and captain of my heart

Please, let her be safe QwQ

Ajhdakdhsjhd yOu-

You had to destroy my heart with C, didn't you?

for the headcanon ask,mrs beakley :3?

Headcannon A: What I think realistically

I think Mrs B might turn out to be some sort of immortal? Frank has said that the name “Agent 22” has some significance, so maybe that’s how old she is physically. Not sure why she’d put on the old lady disguise, but I think it’s something to do with her having to go into hiding, I don’t think she needs glasses either, since every other character with glasses has had lenses, except Beakley.

Headcannon B: What I think is fucking hilarious

I like to think that when she’s doing her work she’s great at talking to people, she has an objective, so she knows what she’s doing. But when she’s off duty and just making small talk she’s awful. She’s just as bad as Webby

Headcannon C: What is heart-crushing and awful but fun to inflict on friends

Beakley has PTSD from her time as a soy, but does her best to internalise it. But sometimes she’ll hear a loud bang and she’ll get flashbacks. Thunder storms are also an issue, after the family found out they decide to spend Thurber storms together in the living room with a movie to block out the noise. Though once they put on a movie that had war in it which was slightly counter productive

Headcannon D: What would never work with cannon but the cannon is shit so I believe it anyway

Beakley is secretly a cat person. She likes how clean they are, and she’s the type of person to talk about them like they’re people, and give them human names like “James”.