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richie lipschitz is one of those characters where i have had the thought “they’re boyfriends” about almost every man he interacts with on stage
calling this the jon matteson effect
richie lipschitz is one of those characters where i have had the thought “they’re boyfriends” about almost every man he interacts with on stage
doodle-y sketch 4 @finchmund of besties richie & ruthie <3
the teens of NPMD <3
Nerdy Prudes Must Die as Tumblr posts and various headlines
The funny thing about Nerdy Prudes Must Die is that Richie and Ruth are unashamedly horny, Pete and Steph are the only ones normal about sex, and Grace thinks carrying books is the equivalent to having sex and also she fucks a murderous rampaging ghost.
Grace is the only one who is actually a prude and the only one to actually have sex.
Some nerdy prudes headcanons in no particular order:
• Steph is a gamer girl. Her dad bought her the full gamer girl set up with the pink cat ear chair and see-through computer tower for her to just play the sims and stardew valley. Richie and Ruth get her into fortnight.
• Pete gets motion sickness so he reads a book while listening to his girlfriend cuss out 12 year olds.
• Richie made them all a discord server because it's "way cooler and more efficient than snapchat."
• Grace constantly sends Jesus themed gifs into the chat as reactions. Think of the stuff your grandma sends you when she discovered how to use the keyboard on her phone. Exactly. A lot of glittery easter crucifixes.
• Steph convinces Ruth to audition for the next school musical. Ruth gets her first ever lead role. Steph agrees to be in the chorus with Pete to support her.
• Grace forms an Abstinence Club so she can lure more dirty dudes and eat their souls or whatever.
• Pete gets them to play dungeons and dragons with him once. He was the dm. Richie was a dark elf rogue with a complicated backstory. Ruth was a bard that tried to seduce everything that moved. Steph got frustrated with the rules immediately and eventually just had Pete make a character for her. Grace played a real human priest that shamed the entire group for playing the devil's game before storming out after only being there for five minutes.
People say virgins bleed on their first time so maybe that's a blood sacrifice? Idk I just got out of class, I'm tired
really dont think under normal circumstances the lords in black wouldve accepted anything but a blood sacrifice in exchange for taking max. like either steph wouldve had to kill pete or pete wouldve had to kill steph they wouldn'tve been happy otherwise. but they were probably so fucking delighted over seeing grace fuck a ghost that they were just "you know what? Yeah. Okay. We'll allow it."
battle of the bands au where the nerdy prudes have been in a band since they all became friends in middle school and it’s senior and they finally got enough courage to actually sign up. but their bassist is travis coulson, their friend who transferred to sycamore, and therefore is “not allowed” to perform in battle of the bands. they put up signs for an auditions but no one tries out for the spot bc they’re such losers. then in a lemonade mouth moment steph and richie get detention together (steph for being on her phone, richie for telling the teacher she’s an idiot) and richie finds out steph plays bass. he begs her to join so they can still compete and she honestly does it bc he’s making them sound so pathetic and she feels bad for him. then she joins and falls in love w pete during the practices and they win!
Guys I don’t think Richie had god and anime on his side there
OKAY OKAY, HEAR ME OUT, FANDOM SEEKERS! I don't know if anyone has seen the movie Ferdinand; if you haven't, then I recommend seeking it out, but that's besides the point. There's this bull in that movie named Valiente, and he's giving off serious Max Jägerman vibes, especially in the beginning. If you seen it, let me know if you agree.
You can't "I'm not a loser" your way out of this one, bitch
spent far too long on incorrect quote generator
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incorrect quotes part 2
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someone help i can’t stop making incorrect quotes (part 3)
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MORE. (part 4)
part 1, part 5
Guys,,,, i posted fanfiction for the first time in 7 years,,, it’s a self insert/reader thing because I am cringe but I am free. Fellow Richie enjoyers should check it out. I already have chapter 2 and 3 written out I just need to edit them and figure out where I want the story to go lol.
okay this is it, the fifth and final quote post for u losers
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