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Human Lords in Black Headcanons
(No most of these don't align with canon. No I don't care.)
(P.s. I believe all the Lords in Black (besides Wiggly and Webby) are half-siblings.)
Wiggly:
His human name would be William.
He/Him pronouns.
Definitely straight. Ally, but straight.
Him and Webby are the eldest siblings. Twins, to be more specific.
Probably around 5'7 in height, no I don't take criticism. Wiggly is a short king, alright?
Has naturally brown hair, but dyes it green to give himself a 'distinct look'... and it's his favorite color.
Probably has freckles.
Sunburns SO EASILY. He steps out in the sun and immediately starts peeling.
Caucasian. Very pasty white.
Has killed multiple people. I don't care if that's impractical. He has.
Has a lisp.
Went to college in England for economics and developed a British accent. You should've seen his brother's faces when he came back to Hatchetfield.
Has Stahl's ear (when someone is born with a naturally pointy ear).
Autistic and his special interest is monarchs in history.
Pokey:
His human name would be Parker.
He/They pronouns.
Gay. Always has a new boyfriend. Like, every week he has a new one.
Second oldest brother.
6'0. He's the tallest of the gang.
Natural black hair but dyes it white because they thought it looked good on Webby (but he'd never tell his brothers that).
So majestic. White hair, blue eyes, dark skin. Like, how much more majestic can you get?
So flamboyant. And a crossdresser. He overdresses for EVERYTHING. But, Wiggly overdresses too.
Painful theater kid. Breaks out into song every few seconds.
Also does dance. Takes classes because I say so.
He has the deepest voice of the brothers. Definitely a bass.
Went to college for theater. Still hasn't gotten their big break yet.
Reads his poetry at local coffee shops (like Beanies)
Does drag and SLAYS it.
Nibbly:
His human name would be Nico.
He/It pronouns.
Pansexual. Will have sex with EVERYONE (Sir Pentious reference).
Third oldest brother.
5'10. Second tallest brother.
Naturally a brunette. Pink hair because he likes it like that.
Has sharp teeth. Like, sharp K9 teeth and all that.
Also a crossdresser. Basically lives in skirts.
Such a foodie. Will eat everything and anything. Literally anything. Definitely that kid who chewed everything.
Legally blind. Needs glasses to see. It HATES wearing glasses, though.
Has SO MUCH energy all the time.
Says some really fucked up shit sometimes and everyone just... stares and him...
Somewhat nonverbal.
Went to college for culinary arts.
Watches RuPaul's drag race with Pokey. Wiggly pretends he hates it when it's on (he loves it).
Pageant king. Wins every pageant ever.
Has one too many stuffed animals. almost as many as Tinky has.
Blinky:
Their human name would be Blaise.
They/Them pronouns, but doesn't mind being called "brother."
Bisexual icon.
5'4. Second shortest brother because I say so.
Has brown hair. Dyed it yellow, got sick of it, dyed it orange. Now their hair just a orange and yellow mess but they don't care that much.
Half latino. Speaks some Spanish.
Amazing eyesight. Even if their hair always covers at least on of their eyes.
Theme park enthusiast. Loves everything about them, especially the roller coasters.
The quiet brother. Very introverted, doesn't talk about much, stays in their own world.
The most tech-savvy of the bunch. Helps the other brothers with tech issues.
Always dressed down. Lives in hoodies and sweats all day while watching YouTube videos.
Went to college for architecture. Wants to build their own theme park someday.
Knows everything about everybody (Gretchen Wieners?)
The brother their siblings come to when they need to vent.
Tinky:
Their human name would be Timothy.
He/him pronouns. Also transmasc.
Pan because I say so.
5'1. Short king and we love him for that.
Blonde shaggy hair that falls to his shoulders. He loves his hair so much.
Draws on a fake goatee sometimes. Just because he can.
Fascinated by goats. No reason why, he just... is...
Loves puzzle games. Will sit down all day and just play mind games.
Youngest brother and he hates it.
Super talkative. Speaks fast and loudly.
Gets babied because he has a baby face... and also because of his stuffy addiction.
Seeks approval from everyone. Whenever he does anything, he needs his brothers to praise him. Him and Blinky are anxious (tm)
The only one with no grudge against Webby.
Not in college yet, but wants to be a criminologist.
Has a crush on this one guy he saw at a coffee shop once. Ted was his name *wink wink*
AuDHD. Once again, because I say so.
And, just for fun... Webby:
Her human name would be Wynnie.
She/her pronouns.
Bi-curious. She gives that vibe.
5'6. Wiggly loves to hold it over Webby's head that he's taller.
Has Marie Antoinette syndrom (natural white hair.)
SO many freckles. So many.
Has 3 pet spiders, their names are Hannah, Lex and Willabella.
She lives in Clivesdale (Yes, I know, fuck Clivesdale. But not Webby. Webby is the exception).
Went to college for psychology. She is so psych major coded I don't care.
Pacifist and the nicest person you'll ever meet.
Adopted a two young girls names Hannah and Lex (that's where the spiders get their names from. Webby names the other after her childhood best friend who passed away.)
Was banished from the family because of differing views with her brothers. They were mean people with no regard for others. They hated Webby for righting their wrongs. That's why she moved. Tinky still calls her sometimes... just to check in.
You call it toast karaxis and the bastard bread obviously. And we can't forget bread spankoffski who he likes to trap there
what do I even call this creation
Never have I ever thought I would be looking for fursuit paw references, specifically hooves for a goat
BUT THEN I GOT INTO HATCHETFIELD AND IM DOING A GROUP COSPLAY OF THE LORDS IN BLACK. AND NOW IM LOOKING FOR HOOVES FOR TINKY BECAUSE ONE OF MY FRIENDS IS DOING A SOMEWHAT FURSUIT FOR NIBBLY AND I CANT GET IT OUT OF MY MIND. HELP.
The update no one asked for:
I ordered the patterns for the paws and feet to make, and I ordered a tail someone else is gonna make. Now I need to print out the patterns and get the materials 💪😤
Never have I ever thought I would be looking for fursuit paw references, specifically hooves for a goat
BUT THEN I GOT INTO HATCHETFIELD AND IM DOING A GROUP COSPLAY OF THE LORDS IN BLACK. AND NOW IM LOOKING FOR HOOVES FOR TINKY BECAUSE ONE OF MY FRIENDS IS DOING A SOMEWHAT FURSUIT FOR NIBBLY AND I CANT GET IT OUT OF MY MIND. HELP.
REAL, ME TOO
In my heart I own this goat boy, I’m sad he’s sold out 😔:
TINKY TUMBLR UNITE, HE IS SMOL AND MY FRIGGIN SISTER IS TRYING TO SAY HE'S THE MIDDLE, NOT ONE OF THE YOUNGEST
SETTLE THIS DEBATE, TUMBLR
SETTLE OUR DEBATE PLEASE
My sister and I are in total agreement that Wiggly's the oldest, Pokey's the second oldest and Nibbly's the youngest, but we CANNOT agree on which one of Tinky and Blinky is the middle child. Save us, Tumblr
Wow I gotta WiP for ya'll
Might change the arms or leg positions
Tinky headcanons finally‼️
Excited for this I project on Tinky a lot-
• Tinky 100,000% has ADHD (this is a large hc and I love it so much)
• Tinky is a workaholic and will often go days- sometimes weeks in his room building stuff and utterly zoned out of his mind until he snaps because he dropped something. He'll yell at his snniggles and blame them for stuff happening and have a breakdown over it. Once he's calmed down he apologizes to them all through tears.
• Weird headcanon that started off as source memories- his tongue is like freakishly long and is used as a tape measurer and to hold stuff. (tools, cogs, wheels, lights etc.)
• Tinky's party made of machinery (like Killgore a bit) because he wanted to modify himself to appear more like Webby in certain ways, which in the long run just fucked him up. That's why he's extra bonkers than everyone else. Yes he's hyperactive from ADHD, but he's constantly ADHD with too much sugar right before you crash.
• He's obsessed with the Spankofski's for a multitude of reasons- though the main reason he fucks with them is because one of Ted's family members screwed Tinky over and he's just not over it.
• Tinky's favorite snniggle (who is an OC I made his name is Snallottes and I love him) is actually a version of a Spankofski that Tinky turned into a snniggle cause either he was bored or it was the one that screwed him over.
• Tinky refuses to use modern technology and sticks to cogs and gears and wheels and springs n' shit. The only modern technology he uses is a phone for communication with his brothers. Besides that, Tinky doesn't interact with technology.
• I don't think his teeth are necessarily just- fucked up? I think they're more of jambled with gaps. He has teeth where they shouldn't be and teeth where they should be. Like two of his front teeth are molars. Idk how to put that into my art (yet) but it's there!
• He's dyslexic to a pretty wicked degree.
• He usually speaks in a different language (the 'lost language' mentioned in Honey Queen [stands in 'I haven't seen Daddy or Killer Track' if it's in there I'm gonna kill off an OC in my 9 year story]) instead of English, only speaking English to talk with humans and mortals.
• He cannot sleep without background noise and a nightlight. He has LED's (WHEN I SAID MODERN TECHNOLOGY I SPECIFICALLY MEAN COMMUNICATION DEVICES AND ENTERTAINMENT PIECES) in his room lined out in a maze pattern. Bastards box pattern ^_^
There's more probably but I cannot keep my eyes open gang. If there's mistakes in here I apologize I am NOT Looking back on this until tomorrow henajbsbB
Probably gonna do Pokey next
Ignore the math. Please.
I fucking love the sniggles
Stuff I think the LIB would rock
Tinky
Pokey
Wiggly
Blinky
Nibbly
I also made two for Webby :3
They just couldn't fit
Stuff I think the LIB would rock
Tinky
Pokey
Wiggly
Blinky
Nibbly
hes actually my favourite could you tell i bet you couldnt tell
Easy as pumpkin pie!
I can literally hear at least 4 people opening up their art softwares of choice to draw this scene rn
when i grow up im gonna be tinky ☺️
*shaking the spankoffski bros in a pringles can*
Thinking about them
the lords in black call us