"You Don't Understand! If Medusa Isn't Portrayed As A Rape Victim Then People Would No Longer Have A

"You don't understand! If Medusa isn't portrayed as a Rape Victim then people would no longer have a Symbol of Rape/SA Survivors!"

Literally Greek Mythology:

Note: I know that some of them aren’t 100% accurate, but this list is from Wikipedia so yeah...

Random Mental Farts 🧠💨

So we do know that Zeus turned himself into a golden shower in order to impregnate Danae, right? But the thing is, we also know that gods have a golden liquid that runs through their veins instead of blood, called ichor.

So what if Zeus actually turned himself into a puddle of golden blood all this time, but because Danae never saw gods' blood before she described it as a "golden rain", and that's what Acrisius thought that was too since he wasn't present during that moment (and most probably didn't know/see what gods' blood looks like either).

In this case it would be equally interesting and gross.

Apparently, this is how Hera got pregnant with Hephaestus, according to the Second Vatican Mythographer, 48. On Erichthonius:

"When Jupiter and Juno had produced many children through their union, at least it pleased them to beget children without sexual union, to prove their divinity. Then from his beard Jupiter sired Pallas, also called Diana. … After Juno touched her own genital parts, she brought forth Vulcan."

*thank you deathlessathanasia for the fragment*

The fact that Hera conceived him through Parthenogenesis already raises a lot of guestions, but the possibility that a goddess only has to masturbate herself in order to get pregnant is equally hilarious and terrifying.

That means that goddesses cannot/avoid masturbating themselves, because to them five minutes of pleasure could lead to nine months of torment (not like sex is too different but you got the idea). Are you going to tell me that Nyx conceived her children through masturbation too? That Gaia conceived Ouranos through masturbation as well?

I really don't want to think of this dialogue between Zeus and Hera:

Hera: If thou shall brought golden Athena then I shall bear a glorious spawn too.

Zeus: Thou fingered thy coochee?

[That was a stupid joke. Sorry.]

Anyway, the idea on itself is cursed. Whatever the one who wrote this smoked I don't want it.

I approve.

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I'll just assume that the reason why Thanatos doesn’t canonically have any lover is because if someone would have sex with him it would be considered necrophilia since he's Death.

If Persephone was in the Underworld during THAT moment from the Iliad too:

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Source : Ali J