A bunch of non-canonical kirby quotes from other fandoms and stuff
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Allthewrongkirbyquotes - All The Wrong Kirby Quotes
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More Posts from Allthewrongkirbyquotes
King Dedede: I'm making french toast sticks in the oven. I'm gonna take a quick nap, so wake me up in 5 minutes so I can flip them over.
5 MINUTES LATER
Kirby: Dedede it's been 5 minutes flip your sticks.
King Dedede: Zzzzzzz
Kirby: DEDEDE YOUR STICKS!
King Dedede: A squirrel is staring at me through the patio door.
Meta Knight: So?
King Dedede: I think he's part of a gang.
Meta Knight: He's curious.
King Dedede: I'M curious. He's maniacal. His cheeks are stuffed with rage.
Meta Knight: Nuts.
King Dedede: YOU'RE nuts!
Kirby: It's the inside that matters, not the outside.
King Dedede: Really? Give me an example.
Kirby: Refrigerator.
King Dedede: Makes sense.
Queen Sectonia: Hey Taranza, I just got back from a shower.
Taranza: That sounds hot.
Taranza: But not in a sexual way though.
Taranza: See, a shower releases cold or hot water onto someone. Normally, I prefer my showers in the middle, but studies have shown that the average female prefers water hot. Thus, because you are in fact female, and you were in fact taking a shower, it must be hot. As in the temperature. Nothing more, nothing less.
Queen Sectonia: ...
Taranza: ...this is not sexual harassment.
Taranza: Where were you?
Queen Sectonia: Sorry, I was at a funeral.
Taranza: What? Who died?
Queen Sectonia: My feelings for you.