I AM A Female Villain Apologist And It IS Because They Are Sexy. That Is All.

I AM a female villain apologist and it IS because they are sexy. That is all.

Susie

Prince Fluff: Do you think you’ll ever fall in love?

Kirby: I dunno. If she likes pancakes, then probably.

Source- Twitter

What if Dark Meta Knight was actually some random edgelord kinnie and the actual mirror counterpart to Meta Knight was just a normal person

King Dedede: Hey bro, what do you want to eat?

Nightmare, in meta knights mind: The souls of the innocent.

Meta Knight: A bagel.

Nightmare: NO!

Meta Knight: Two bagels.

This is the mini-drama between Sectonia and Susie from the 25th Anniversary Concert, complete with a translation provided by Popcorn. You can find the translation below. (note: SUSIE’S VOICE IS SO CUTE.)

————————————————————————- Sectonia: What’s…this beautiful tune I can hear…

Was I asleep…?

Where… am I?

Taranza, where are you?!

It seems there’s a great number of incompetent people gathered here…

Very well.

In that the case, I, Queen Sectonia, shall rule over all!

Bow down before me, worship me, and…

and sacrifice everything to me!

Susie: Excuse me, wait!

Please wait, don’t go!

Ah! Sorry, allow me to introduce myself.

I am the executive assistant of the Haltmann Works Company

My name is Susie.

In this hall, many natives are gathered here today for the Mechanizing Occupation Project, against the hindrance of existing…

Ahh! No, well, um…

Queen of all things, your beauty rivals the divine, majesty Sectonia, for your sake, please allow me to assist you!

Sectonia: 

It seems you can be of use…

Very well…

Go forth!

Susie: 

Yes, please entrust it to me.

I, the beautiful secretary Susie, shall invade this planet in its entirety.

And for that reason…

Everyone.

Please excuse us for the trouble up until now, however… please..

get eradicated quickly!

H a n d s

do you guys ever wonder how far people with floating hands’ hands can go? like, what is their radius limit? what is stopping them from leaving their hands in a completely different plane of reality? What if someone mailed Magolor’s hand to ripple star? Would it hurt? how are their hands even connected to them? the first answer might be “magic” but i don’t think susie’s magical. what is stopping them from mixing up their hands or giving their hands away? why can’t Taranza steal more hands?