Some Short, But In My Opinion Cute Headcanons. (Ps: There Is A Lot With Schlackity...so...dont Like=dont

Some short, but in my opinion cute headcanons. (Ps: There is a lot with Schlackity...so...dont like=dont read, thank you and have a nice day)

•JSchlatt would leave some kisses on Quackitys scar. (I really like the theme with "kissing the scars")

•Quackity is better with words then actions, when it comes to apologies. Schlatt is the opposite, he will not say that he is "sorry" or admit his fault, to much of a ram for it, but he will try to make up for it with gifts or other activities. Like taking Quackity out for a date, just having nice moments together after a long work day etc.

•JSchlatt has a little tail that he tries to hide with his work blazer or just with pants that go above the tail, it isn't comfortable.

•On quiet evenings, Schlatt would help Quackity to groom his wings, they are sensitive, which is why the duck hybrid was very hesitant at the beginning. It is a sign of trust.

•After his death, Glatt came with Quackity to Las Nevadas. The relationship is shattered of course...but not beyond repair.

•The most accepting of the whole crew is Fundy. He actually missed Schlatt.

•At one of the days, the fox-boy decided to surprise everyone with breakfast....and...well...a surprise it was. There was toast which made Glatt paranoid and he lost the sense of reality, just staying in his "dying room". (Yes. He made himself a dying room.)

•This was the first time that he and Quackity had a long and serious conversation.

•The duck hybrid helped his ex fiance to calm down and believe that he isn't dying again.

•In most rooms there are thick curtains, since Glatt can't go out in the sun. There will always be someone with him, to close the curtains.

I just thought that this is funny lol.

Haha, yes! There aren't as many as I would wish for, but the ones that exist are pretty nice and comfy! Or the AUs, where Schlatt is a business man (usually its combined with DadSchlatt, which I adore) and...oooh, that's just wonderful...

You know what makes me sad? That there isn’t enough fluff content about Schlatt and Quackity. I am really upset about it. Yeah, they had pretty toxic moments…but there were good ones. It’s hard to tell which were canon, but there were some where they are really adorable together.

Honestly. Even after Sam cut Ponks hand of, there are still very wholesome fanarts of those two or redemption fanfics for Sam and I don’t judge this! I don’t! This is awesome. I just wish there would be more nice content with the “capitalism duo” or “pumpkin duo”, I think there aren’t many names for them…but still…

I am so upset that in a couple of minutes or hours I will post a sad headcanon/AU with Schlatt, which I usually don’t do.

I just want some fluff guys. So...here is a "AU" where everything is the same...but Quackity and Schlatt actually have a good relationship and...Quackity randomly adopts ducklings. Yes. That's the AU. Quackity will just take more and more ducklings in the white house...and Schlatt will have to just deal with it. Is this some Bs? Maybe. But it seems cute.

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Schlatt: ...Quackity, what do ya have there?

Quackity, while standing with his back turned to his husband and holding a bunch of little duck : ...Nothing?

Schlatt, already done with this all: Ya know that we can't take in even more ducks, sugar.

Quackity: But they were all alone! And...why not? There is enough space...

Schlatt: Because...everywhere I go, there are ducks...and we have Fundy here...he is a fox-hybrid...ya are really teasing him with that...

Quackity, already knowing that he can't argue with that, so he chooses the guilty voice: I know....but please? Common guapito.....those are the last ones...I swear!

Schlatt, already knowing that this is not true, questioning why he agreed to marry this man: Last ones. That or they will be grill-material.

Quackity already nodded wildly, knowing for sure that this was just a shallow threat without the intention to really do such horrible thing.

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Schlatt: ALEX!

This cry was probably heard not only in the White House, but in whole Manburg. As soon as Quackity reached his husband, already holding a sword, thinking that he is in danger, he had to stop himself from almost falling. The scene in front of him was...something...

His husbands hair was messy, probably after his work out routine, tie already untied and he had a...not very pleasant look on his face. In front of his love was the giant bathtub, definitely big enough for two persons....if not three or four...and it was full with water and more importantly...full with duck baby's that were just swimming around. That explains why Schlatt called him.

-...They have to swim from time to time...- the first justification didn't have to wait.

-...Alex. I am sweating after work out, I still have work to do in the office, Wilbur burned our farms, which means that we have to get a new location for it, so we won't starve and the only thing that I want is to take a fucking bath.- The ram wasn't even shouting, which meant that...he really was stressed. He took a breath and then exhaled.

-Take them out and then let me know, when I can come back.-

He left, going to the office and Quackity just started to feel guilty...well...a little bit...he knew that Schlatt wasn't angry at him and that it was just the stress, but he wanted to make the situation better.

Some minutes passed and the duck hybrid opened the door that lead to his husbands office, which surely wasn't small. At the sound of the door opening and closing, the ram-hybrids ears twitched a little bit and he looked up, looking...more tired then anything else. Nobody said anything. Quackity just walked to the desk, stept to his husbands side, letting his own hands on the broad shoulders. He left a gentle kiss on the cheek of his man, smiling weakly. Schlatt exhaled loudly.

-I shouldn't have shout.- This was enough of an apology, that wasn't even needed.

-It's okay...how about that...we take a relaxing bath together and take the rest of the day as free of work?...-

-Sugar...I already told you, there is a lot to handle right now---

-I know...I know...but Fundy and Tubbo are there...-

-We can't shove this work on two kids. This will be a disaster.-

-They will handle it just fine...and if not, then we will stop everything before the nation burns to ashes...common Schlatt...mi amor...pumpkin spice...love of my life...-

-Okay...okay...a bath and two hours free....not more...-

-I can work with that...- The duck hybrid said with a gentle smile, scratching his husband behind the long ears, quietly chuckling when they twitch from the action. Just a little bit of patience and everything will be fine.

Just a little concept that came to my mind:

Glatt...but nobody sees or hears him. At first he was annoyed, this felt as if everyone was just ignoring him. He hated being ignored, hated not being heard. But after time has passed, he got used to it and found out that he can interact with the world, move objects and other little things.

There wasn't much to do, he just tried to annoy everyone, moving important things and just messing with the citizens of Dream SMP.

He didn't really want to visit Quackity at the beginning but after the first visit...it quickly switched to the second...third...and now he was almost always near him. Listening to his little "speeches", how he would speak sometimes with himself, how he interacts with others and how he rules over Las Nevadas....Glatt had to admit, his fiance did a great job.

At least on the outside. At some nights, that were especially lonely, the young man stood on his balcony, looking at the sky. The moonlight was a nice addition to his beauty, that wasn't worsened even by such a large scar. It even added some charm, at least Schlatt thought and thinks so. Glatt silently joined him, standing by his side, even if he would say something...it would remain unheard.

Then Quackity quietly sighed.

-I am clearly going crazy...-

-M, well, you did some fucked up stuff like eating my heart, but it could have been worse, sweetheart.

-...just...why do I still miss this bastard...everyone tells me, that I should move on. And I fucking know that I should...-

-You clearly should. You know that you shouldn't grief over me....you are just an idiot.- Glatt said to someone, who wouldn't be able to hear him.

-Thats so pathetic...speaking with myself...-

-You are far from pathetic. I mean, you have Dream and fucking Technoblade under your control. Doesn't sound pathetic to me, my sugar pumpkin.- Glatt pushed himself away from the balcony grid and entered his ex-lovers room. Slowly the ram-hybrid walked to the big desk with multiple piles of documents. Still hearing the mumbling of his fiance. The little duck is clearly driving himself mad, overthinking and refunsing to move on. Glatt gently touches one of the piles...and makes them fall to the ground, documents all over the floor, which forced Quackity to look at the mess and let out an annoyed sound of grudge. He made his way to all those important papers, kneeling down and trying to collect them all.

-Damn, sugar. You have more grammatical errors then Tubbo, and he is dyslexic! Maybe ya should sleep more.

-Sometimes....there is really the feeling that someone is talking back to me...Joder ... realmente me estoy volviendo loco- he said quietly and Schlatt understood, not only what exactly was said...but also the kind of frustration. He stared for a long time, while Quackity collected all the papers. Then...an idea came to his mind, hoping that he can still do it. He opened one of the drawers of the work desk...he knew that this duckling kept the ring and the wedding photo...of course he did. Maybe they are both too stubborn.

Quackity immediately looked at the drawer that opened on it's own...great...now he is having hallucinations...wasn't him being alive on this cursed server not enough? His wedding ring, the one that he didn't wear for a long time now...began to float and then...it started to hit the desk in some rythm...that's strange and what should that even...the duck hybrid stopped the thought process right there. As fast as he could, he grabbed a piece of unused paper and a pencil. For his luck, Schlatt started from the beginning, so his fiance would have all the letters...Morse code...of course...and of course his Vice president would be smart enough to figure it out that fast.

One letter after the other and all came together.

-Guess who is back...Flatty Patty-

Rereading the message, Quackity couldn't stop himself from laughing, which led to a smile on his ex-husbands face...

Yeah, that's written fast and badly, but after listening to "Talking to the moon", I just...got this idea...

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