Okay Guys, This Isn't What I Usually Post But I Recently Found Out That JSchlatt Is Shipped With Technoblade

Okay guys, this isn't what I usually post but I recently found out that JSchlatt is shipped with Technoblade and hey, I liked it. But....why is Technoblade always the top and dominant? I mean...understand...he is the blood God, a warrior etc...but common guys...he is also awkward at human interaction...can we get some very awkward Techno as top? Who like...tries to seem like he knows, what he is doing, but he is actually clueless?

Like really, I just imagine Schlatt already in bed, waiting....while Techno is nervously reading a book, because this wasn't the kind of human interaction that Phil told him about.

A big lack of wholesome and fluff content for Schlackity:

Me:

Who was staying up till 3 AM to finish the second chapter? Definitely not me ha...ha...ha...

exile arc but every day someone puts on a blonde wig and red n white t shirt and takes Tommy’s place as they all try to gaslight Dream

quackity: Hello it is me tommyinnit

dream: you aren’t tommyinnit and you don’t look or sound like him

quackity: *in a British accent* hello it is me tommyinnit

dream: tubbo I can see that it’s you

tubbo, wearing the ugliest blonde wig known to man: what? im tommyinnit. here I’ll prove it I just need some flint n steel and the location of your house

dream: are you ghostbur?

ghostbur: yes!

Phil: oh I forgot to tell you! Tommy’s street name is ghostbur. that’s why he said that :)

dream:

dream: oh hi “Tommy” why is your hair blue?

jack manifold, who didn’t own any other wigs: I’m going through a mid life crisis

dream: Ranboo I can see that you’re an enderman

ranboo, wearing a red and white suit: im tommyinnit. I remember everything. i can definitely swim mhm mhm

Dream: you aren’t even wearing the red and white. you’re just another blonde guy

purpled, a paid actor: wdym didn’t you know there’s only one blonde person ever. im tommyinnit

dream: technoblade what I meant to think of this

technoblade, wearing a sign that says ‘im tommyinnit’: well most people think I’m annoying at first

dream: you’re literally a pig

technoblade: that’s kinda rude to say about the British

Dream: how are you here. you’re dead.

glatt, who pierced the veil of life and death in order to make fun of tommy: no im tommyinnit. pogchamp or something

"There was a time when Schlatt was my only friend" Quackity please-

Yes! I remember that moment. That was so sweet. This is one of the times, where I really thought "And after that, people will still try to convince others that Schlatt is a bad person?". Like...really. Such a potential with wholesome stories. (Well, depends on the writer, it can also be a hurt/comfort.)

I am a little bit sick, so here is my brain rot:

Remember that time, where Tubbo told the whole cabinet that he is pregnant? I just want to know how it went...like...I want to imagine it going like that:

Fundy, very excited: Wait, are you trans too!?

Quackity: ...how...when...when did you?..

JSchlatt: ....Who is the father? Tubbo, you are fucking underaged! Who is the father? Is he older? Do you feel pressured? We can build a fucking jail right now.