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JSchlatt And Fundy Entering The Conference Room And Seeing Tubbo Together With Quackity Sitting On The

JSchlatt and Fundy entering the conference room and seeing Tubbo together with Quackity sitting on the table: ...

JSchlatt: ...Quackity, again?

Fundy: Again what?

Quackity: ....Its really big...

JSchlatt, rolling his eyes and trying to examine the floor: There is somewhere a spider.

Fundy: ....Really?

JSchlatt, picking up a spider without any hesitation: Yep. Wanna throw it out? Then I can start the meeting with those two.

Fundy, not even waiting a second just puts the spider in his mouth. Everyone is staring at him. Then Schlatt immediately tries to make him open his mouth: What the fuck Fundy!? Stop putting everything in your mouth! We have normal food here!

I just....also imagine this meme with "What do you have there?" "A knife!" "NO!" But replace knife with spider....I don't know why I found this funny but I hope that this could at least make you smile :p

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3 years ago

Mood: Wanna see more works that would involve Grandpa Schlatt/Glatt. You know...the whole "taking care of Michael"? Might write some headcanons regarding that idea. Because I can. Who will stop me?


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3 years ago

Grandpa Glatt •at first the ghost would be very confused and surprised by Tubbos entry...and by the scar of a burn on his face. He wouldn't even get a full explanation, seems like Tubbo is in a hurry. They didn't see each other in a very long while and now his son arrives with a little...piglin...telling hin that this is his adoptive son. Tubbo says that they need someone to look after him for a few hours because he, Ranboo and Tommy are busy with something. He doesn't clarify. The ghost hybrid is willing to do so, even if he has a lot of questions. •He didn't get anything, what could be used to entertain the child, so he had to improvise. Some things from the "cave", that was designed as a gym, could be used for that purpose. First option were some stones and crafted paint. Michael is only around three years old and turns out that coloring stones is enough for him. He painted one stone black-white, making to green dots on them, looking pretty proud of his work. •Glatt tried his best to color one of the stones to look like a car. Thankfully, Michael wasn't really judgemental of his art skills and furthermore played with the new "car toy". •Michael loved to be picked up by the ghost because...Glatt can float and this is a fun imitation of flying. •Some of the crafted paint was used by the little piglin to draw on the walls of the cave. •Glatt would definitely scold Tubbo for not bringing any toys for the little piglin. The younger ram would explain that it was all a very spontaneous decision. •After that the ghost actually had a separated area in his gym that would be the playroom for Michael. He also was handed a "first aid kit", just in case. •One time, Michael wanted to leave the cave to play outside and tried to drag Glatt along, this was when the ghost had to explain that he couldn't get out. He decided that it's better to "show, not tell" and just took his arm out in the sunlight for a few seconds to show that it burns. Michael clearly got worried and got to the kit, tripping over his own little hooves, taking some plasters and placing them on Glatts arm, even when the ghost tried to explain that the burns will disappear by themselves. •At some point, Glatt would ask Connor to get some....better toys from another server, because this one sucks and doesn't even have a suitable place to buy such things.


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3 years ago

Okay...guys, consider this idea. Like...if Glatt and Schlatt are literally different persons (or different versions of the same person) like Wilbur and Ghostbur...we can assume that they view things differently. And like...imagine that Schlatt really doesn't want to go back to the server. He is okay with his eternal tournament in the Limbo and he doesn't think that the server is a place where he can go back. In the sense that he believes that nobody there would even want him back. He was surrounded by traitors and enemies at the end of his third life. And then there is Glatt, who is all about "Well, gonna cause some troubles lmao". He doesn't remember the bad stuff that happened, he doesn't remember all the paranoia, the fear, the anger and the lost trust in everyone that followed Schlatt at the end. All he remembers are the good times, his lovely husband, who is acting strange and different, Tubbo and Fundy, not remembering that they were spies and traitors. He wants to come back because he thinks that he has a reason to come back.


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3 years ago

I am still working on chapter four, I had some personal things happen which is why it's taking longer....and honestly....I already know which moment will be my favorite in a chapter that is far far away...I am so hyper for that moment. I think about it and get some emotional satisfaction from that. But I still have a long way to write to get there.... (and I am getting attached to those characters...)


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3 years ago

Briefly about how stubborn Schlatt can be:

Quackity: Mi amor...please, you clearly need help...

JSchlatt: Oh, is this OUR stab wound, Quackity? No? Well then stay out of it!

Fundy: So...ahem...what is it like to be married to Schlatt?...

Quackity: Once I asked him to bring me a glass of water when he was pissed at me....he brought me a glass of ice and said "wait".

Quackity: Sometimes I wish you could just admit when you make a mistake...

JSchlatt stirring his coffee: I prefer it with salt.


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