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JSchlatt: Nice work.

Fundy: Thanks, Dad.

Everyone in the cabinet stops what they’re doing and stares at Fundy: ...

Fundy: Why is everyone staring at me?

Tubbo: You just called Schlatt “Dad.” You said, “Thanks, Dad."

Fundy: What? No, I didn’t. I said, "Thanks, sir."

JSchlatt: Do ya see me as a father figure, Fundy?

Fundy: No! If anything, I see you as a bother figure, ‘cuz you're always bothering me with tasks...

Tubbo: Hey! Show your father and the president some respect!

Fundy: I didn’t call him Dad!

JSchlatt: No, no, no, no, Fundy, I take it as a compliment. I mean, it's a horrible choice from your side...but still

Quackity: And it’s not a big deal. I also called Schlatt "dad” once, and he’s my husband.

JSchlatt, sighs with disappointment: We agreed to not mention it...

Fundy: Guys, jump on that! Quackity has psycho-sexual issues!

Purpled, opening the door, listening to the conversation before: Old news. But you calling Mr President “Daddy"—

Fundy: Hey, "Daddy” is not on the table here!

Tubbo: But you did call him “Dad”, Fundy....

Fundy: You shut up. You’ve done nothing but lie since you got here.

Tubbo: All right, all right, I was lying about the pregnancy thing, but the dad thing, that happened.

Fundy: Aha! He admitted that his alibi was a lie. He just wanted to skip the meeting! It was a trap, all part of my crazy, devious plan.

JSchlatt: I believe you.

Fundy: Thank you.

JSchlatt, adding with a smirk: Son.

Fundy, just glaring at him: ...

JSchlatt: Do ya want to talk about it later over like...Coffee or what do kids drink these days?

Fundy, sighed with a weak smile: I’d like that...

Mood: Wanna see more works that would involve Grandpa Schlatt/Glatt. You know...the whole "taking care of Michael"? Might write some headcanons regarding that idea. Because I can. Who will stop me?