My Lady, Is It True That Poseidon Is A Bottom

my lady, is it true that poseidon is a bottom

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Oh please, do you really think we have all lived this long without a little experimentation?

(Yes, dear, although we like to… what’s the mortal word? Ah, switch, frequently depending on our desires ;)

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Ok but why does he actually look good in a dress tho

Is that- Is that my dress? Poseidon!

Deaths have significantly decreased for me and my friends🥳

~ @totally-penelope-and-not-a-siren

Oh, yay!!!! I adore that for you, my dearest!! We shall throw a celebration for this achievement!

Perhaps you could get my husband to scare him? Poseidon would certainly agree if it meant he could also scare Odysseus too :)

I heard you are looking for food... would you be interested in some idiot men who decided that hunting my sisters for sport was a good idea? There are far too many of them for me to eat all on my own, I'm afraid...

-@amusing-little-things

Heck yeah! Sign me up! I love eating horrible men!

Good :). Any recent encounters lately?

I heard you are looking for food... would you be interested in some idiot men who decided that hunting my sisters for sport was a good idea? There are far too many of them for me to eat all on my own, I'm afraid...

-@amusing-little-things

Heck yeah! Sign me up! I love eating horrible men!

my lady, it it true that you can pick poseidon up princess style

Yes, it is very true that I could, but I just prefer to hold him since it is rare that I leave the water and land/gravitational physics apply differently in the deep of Atlantis. It’d be more of a hold anyway than a carry. But if we were both on land, however… I have been known to assert my dominance over some things…

*knowing evil smirk*