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Ok but why does he actually look good in a dress tho

Is that- Is that my dress? Poseidon!

my lady, it it true that you can pick poseidon up princess style

Yes, it is very true that I could, but I just prefer to hold him since it is rare that I leave the water and land/gravitational physics apply differently in the deep of Atlantis. It’d be more of a hold anyway than a carry. But if we were both on land, however… I have been known to assert my dominance over some things…

*knowing evil smirk*

my lady, is it true that the first time you had a day to yourself after having Triton, when you came back you found poseidon asleep with baby Triton sleeping on his chest?

Oh, the paintings I have made of that moment... so precious.

(Would you like pictures?)

Wait, how did you get this information-

Oh, so that's what finally gets ya'll to shut up? Nice to know ;)

my lady.... Somebody gave your kids a Tumblr...

@sea-siblings

They keep arguing about who's the favorite child

…How.

Why.

Those three can’t even get along for the life of them! Not even Rhodos!

Because we were horny, dear. Eternity is a long time, you know?

my lady.... Somebody gave your kids a Tumblr...

@sea-siblings

They keep arguing about who's the favorite child

…How.

Why.

Those three can’t even get along for the life of them! Not even Rhodos!

*painfully sighs* Yes, that will always get you...

I heard you are looking for food... would you be interested in some idiot men who decided that hunting my sisters for sport was a good idea? There are far too many of them for me to eat all on my own, I'm afraid...

-@amusing-little-things

Heck yeah! Sign me up! I love eating horrible men!