My Lady, It It True That You Can Pick Poseidon Up Princess Style

my lady, it it true that you can pick poseidon up princess style

Yes, it is very true that I could, but I just prefer to hold him since it is rare that I leave the water and land/gravitational physics apply differently in the deep of Atlantis. It’d be more of a hold anyway than a carry. But if we were both on land, however… I have been known to assert my dominance over some things…

*knowing evil smirk*

my lady, is it true that poseidon is a bottom

🎤

Oh please, do you really think we have all lived this long without a little experimentation?

(Yes, dear, although we like to… what’s the mortal word? Ah, switch, frequently depending on our desires ;)

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I used to wonder why u and 'penelope' ( I forgot her @) were attracted to him... now I get it

True... though I will certainly say his voice has gotten better over the years...

@totally-penelope-and-not-a-siren <3

I mean, it has quite helped the fish populations around here...

Open starter:Fish Eaters

*You turn around to see Calliope swimming towards you she looks horrified*

Did you know humans eat fish!? Like regularly!?

Tags: @that-little-fucking-shit @amusing-little-things @young-telemachus

No. You know that you must suffer with me. If I suffer, you suffer.

*rolls eyes at her daughters*

my lady.... Somebody gave your kids a Tumblr...

@sea-siblings

They keep arguing about who's the favorite child

…How.

Why.

Those three can’t even get along for the life of them! Not even Rhodos!

Because we were horny, dear. Eternity is a long time, you know?

my lady.... Somebody gave your kids a Tumblr...

@sea-siblings

They keep arguing about who's the favorite child

…How.

Why.

Those three can’t even get along for the life of them! Not even Rhodos!