No. You Know That You Must Suffer With Me. If I Suffer, You Suffer.

No. You know that you must suffer with me. If I suffer, you suffer.

*rolls eyes at her daughters*

my lady.... Somebody gave your kids a Tumblr...

@sea-siblings

They keep arguing about who's the favorite child

…How.

Why.

Those three can’t even get along for the life of them! Not even Rhodos!

We benefit as much from them as they do us, Calliope.

Open starter:Fish Eaters

*You turn around to see Calliope swimming towards you she looks horrified*

Did you know humans eat fish!? Like regularly!?

Tags: @that-little-fucking-shit @amusing-little-things @young-telemachus

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Nom!

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Oops :).

my lady.... Somebody gave your kids a Tumblr...

@sea-siblings

They keep arguing about who's the favorite child

…How.

Why.

Those three can’t even get along for the life of them! Not even Rhodos!

Good :). Any recent encounters lately?

I heard you are looking for food... would you be interested in some idiot men who decided that hunting my sisters for sport was a good idea? There are far too many of them for me to eat all on my own, I'm afraid...

-@amusing-little-things

Heck yeah! Sign me up! I love eating horrible men!

a small child keeps insulting poseidon while simultaneously trying to teach him how to paint

Ah, I see, dearest one <3. My husband certainly is an interesting one, but I promise he is good once you figure out all his... quirks <3. Anyway, would you like me to come, too? So I can paint, supervise, and provide correct insults because I am his wife? <3