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Oops :).

Good :). Any recent encounters lately?

I heard you are looking for food... would you be interested in some idiot men who decided that hunting my sisters for sport was a good idea? There are far too many of them for me to eat all on my own, I'm afraid...

-@amusing-little-things

Heck yeah! Sign me up! I love eating horrible men!

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8RmwtTK/

I used to wonder why u and 'penelope' ( I forgot her @) were attracted to him... now I get it

True... though I will certainly say his voice has gotten better over the years...

@totally-penelope-and-not-a-siren <3

my lady, I'm sorry for calling poseidon a piece of work and a fucking idiot

I made you something

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In my defense though he did try to brush his hair with a paintbrush

It is fine <33. I call him that hourly, my dear :). Maybe if he hears it from a different source, he shall listen...

(I. I have no words, my dear <3. You are giving Your Queen a heart attack, my dear-)

...Because ;)

my lady.... Somebody gave your kids a Tumblr...

@sea-siblings

They keep arguing about who's the favorite child

…How.

Why.

Those three can’t even get along for the life of them! Not even Rhodos!

*painfully sighs* Yes, that will always get you...

I heard you are looking for food... would you be interested in some idiot men who decided that hunting my sisters for sport was a good idea? There are far too many of them for me to eat all on my own, I'm afraid...

-@amusing-little-things

Heck yeah! Sign me up! I love eating horrible men!