Oh, So That's What Finally Gets Ya'll To Shut Up? Nice To Know ;)

Oh, so that's what finally gets ya'll to shut up? Nice to know ;)

my lady.... Somebody gave your kids a Tumblr...

@sea-siblings

They keep arguing about who's the favorite child

…How.

Why.

Those three can’t even get along for the life of them! Not even Rhodos!

*painfully sighs* Yes, that will always get you...

I heard you are looking for food... would you be interested in some idiot men who decided that hunting my sisters for sport was a good idea? There are far too many of them for me to eat all on my own, I'm afraid...

-@amusing-little-things

Heck yeah! Sign me up! I love eating horrible men!

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8RmwtTK/

I used to wonder why u and 'penelope' ( I forgot her @) were attracted to him... now I get it

True... though I will certainly say his voice has gotten better over the years...

@totally-penelope-and-not-a-siren <3

I mean, it has quite helped the fish populations around here...

Open starter:Fish Eaters

*You turn around to see Calliope swimming towards you she looks horrified*

Did you know humans eat fish!? Like regularly!?

Tags: @that-little-fucking-shit @amusing-little-things @young-telemachus

my lady, it it true that you can pick poseidon up princess style

Yes, it is very true that I could, but I just prefer to hold him since it is rare that I leave the water and land/gravitational physics apply differently in the deep of Atlantis. It’d be more of a hold anyway than a carry. But if we were both on land, however… I have been known to assert my dominance over some things…

*knowing evil smirk*

if we're mutuals please don't hesitate to

• kill me with a big rock • throw me in the ocean • fling me into the sun