Yes, And We've Used It. Quite A Few Times.

Yes, and we've used it. Quite a few times.

(Think of all the siblings you could have had without the protection)

my lady.... Somebody gave your kids a Tumblr...

@sea-siblings

They keep arguing about who's the favorite child

…How.

Why.

Those three can’t even get along for the life of them! Not even Rhodos!

Oh, so that's what finally gets ya'll to shut up? Nice to know ;)

my lady.... Somebody gave your kids a Tumblr...

@sea-siblings

They keep arguing about who's the favorite child

…How.

Why.

Those three can’t even get along for the life of them! Not even Rhodos!

if we're mutuals please don't hesitate to

• kill me with a big rock • throw me in the ocean • fling me into the sun

Because we were horny, dear. Eternity is a long time, you know?

my lady.... Somebody gave your kids a Tumblr...

@sea-siblings

They keep arguing about who's the favorite child

…How.

Why.

Those three can’t even get along for the life of them! Not even Rhodos!

I mean, it has quite helped the fish populations around here...

Open starter:Fish Eaters

*You turn around to see Calliope swimming towards you she looks horrified*

Did you know humans eat fish!? Like regularly!?

Tags: @that-little-fucking-shit @amusing-little-things @young-telemachus

my lady, it it true that you can pick poseidon up princess style

Yes, it is very true that I could, but I just prefer to hold him since it is rare that I leave the water and land/gravitational physics apply differently in the deep of Atlantis. It’d be more of a hold anyway than a carry. But if we were both on land, however… I have been known to assert my dominance over some things…

*knowing evil smirk*