Or:

Or:

-A mother wondering why her son's bracelet is still a cold color, unchanged from the day of his birth, only to receive a phone call from the hospital later that day, informing her of a car accident involving her son.

-The bracelet being somewhere in between a cold color and a warm color when (s)he dies, but the color still changes after death.

-A child is born with a clear bracelet.

-One day the bracelet stops changing color before it reaches white.

-A bracelet stops changing to warmer colors, and it starts reverting back to colder colors.

-A bracelet turns black before it reaches white.

-The bracelet actually changes color as the individual's feelings for his/her soulmate grows. A young woman who struggles to show her true feelings sees that her bracelet is a warm color and tries to hide it.

Soulmate AU

A Soulmate AU where everyone is given a bracelet at birth that expands with growth, but you can never take off. It changes colors, starting at cold ones. But, the closer you are/ get to your Soulmate, the brighter and warmer the colors it changes to. And then, when you reach/ find your Soulmate, the bracelet turns completely white. But once your Soulmate dies, the bracelet turns completely black.

Writing Prompt (Inspired by This):

"You said that I would always be your thunder and you would always be my lightning.”

“And I meant it.”

“Then why are you leaving me?”

“Because the speed of light travels faster than the speed of sound.”

The wise words of Sam Raegan, to be honest.

True love is when your desire for the object of your affection to be happy is greater than your desire to bone them.

It was even funny to him.

Funny that the man who married her was also the man to put her in her grave. Funny that the perpetrator was also the inheritor. Funny that more water leaked from the pores of his forehead than his eyes.

That’s the way life is.

He was the type of person who, after burying his wife, would shrug and say, “That’s the way life is.”

Sam’s Advice #1

Alright, so apparently there are people in the world whom need some advice, and decided that it’d be a good idea to come to me. But I suppose that I’ll grace you all with my wisdom. First letter I’ve got here is from Anonymous:

Dear advice columnist (that is really just fucking Sam),

I've known this guy for quite a while now and I really like him, I just feel like we never have the right time or moment for me to make a move of some sort. Also sometimes he acts strangely, as if he doesn't know me all that well. What can I do to become closer to him and see if he likes me?

Well, Ro- I mean “Anonymous,” I’m going to take a guess and say that you both know each other pretty well already. So really, you just need to tell Ze- the guy how you feel and figure out how he feels, you need to wait for that right moment.

Just like a writer waiting for THE RIGHT words to write something (breaking down the fourth wall and calling out the blogger), or a photographer needs THE RIGHT scenery to take a picture.

I totally get it. I mean, waiting for wind to blow the trees leaves just right, or for every strand of my model’s hair to be just right, or when I’m taking pictures at the zoo then for the animals to get in the right positions-

If I wanted for the right time to take a picture, I would be living in a box on the side of the road while other photographers, real photographers, seized all of the opportunities that I passed up in sake of waiting for perfection.

Take charge of the situation and make it the right moment, before someone else does. As much as I hate having to type out this cheesy shit, if you keep waiting for the right moment, you will become an old woman or man living alone while children are throwing eggs at your house. And making the moment right would make your confession much more memorable. For all you know, this mystery man may be acting strangely because he likes you back and is also waiting for the right moment that neither of you are willing to create.

So in short, get your head out of your ass and do something about your feelings.

This has been a session of Sam’s Advice with your favorite asshole, Samuel Raegan.

// Ask Sam for advice! But not for legitimate advice. Sam is a bit of an ass and this is solely for comedic purposes.

“What do you mean ‘If I get arrested’?”

“Right, sorry. When. When you get arrested, I don’t know you.”

“If you get arrested, I don’t know you.”