Brother: "Why Are You Listening To Music While Staring Into Space?"

Brother: "Why are you listening to music while staring into space?"

Me: "It's called vibing"

Brother: "I think you mean being depressed..."

...

Me: "eh, same thing"

🎶🎶🎶

Quote from me and my friend

Me: "It's called bonding..."

Him: "The only bond thing I know is bondage!'

I'm friends with horny idiots :I

I'm surrounded by morons while running on five hours of sleep, half a bag of chocolate chips, a water bottle filled with ice, and I want to fight Satan.

Does anyone want to come with me?

I trusted you!

*dramatic turn to walk away*

*proceeds to trip over nothing leaving the room*

I had a dream where how you acted in life defines how you die

Examples:

Those who refused to listen to what others had to say and only cared about their opinions were subjected to a variety of loud noises until they kill themselves

Those who bullied others were put into a gas chamber and had to compete for a faulty gas mask that killed them anyway

Those who only cared about theirs and others appearance were injected with a serum that melted them from the inside

There were more, these are just the ones I remember

A friendly frog has entered our garage!

And puppy might be a scared