Anenbyraccoon - AnEnbyRaccoon

Fun story:

So one of my preschoolers hasn't developed a lot of communication skills. Because of that, she can't say my name. So she refers to me as

"Ayy aro!"

... to be fair, she's not wrong

"Shut up. You don't have periods, you don't know what it's like:

"Yeah. But sometimes when I get kicked in the balls I pee a little blood."

"Look, I'm dead. I'm not going to wear my glasses. I should NOT have bad vision in hell!"

Probably any glasses wearer in the hellverse

Random question:

If Charlie and Vaggie had to leave the hotel for a long period of time, who would they trust to be in charge?

My obsession of hazbin hotel is getting so strong that it's showing up at my work.

You can't tell me Lucifer wouldn't like this.

I got an army! >:3