Happy Date Of Birth Piffany. May The Next Year Of Your Life Be Blessed With Baked Goods And May Your

Happy date of birth Piffany. May the next year of your life be blessed with baked goods and may your soda not give you diabetes u-u

Tis my birthday eve

F*k yeah

When you don't want to chew your gum anymore and can't find a trashcan Darlin' is the type to look you dead in the eyes and demand that you give your gum to them. They then proceed to chew on that shit for ten more minutes before swallowing it.

Asher can't even make inappropriate jokes about this with how dead inside they look every single time they do this.

Darlin'/Angel/Honey are the type to leave the house in a blizzard while sick just to get their favorite drink from a nearby Starbucks/cafe.

YES. THIS. I WANT MORE CREEPY SHIT TOO AND I WANT IT TO CAUSE ME PHYSICAL ANGUISH AND MAKE ME RECOIL IN A "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK" KIND OF WAY WHILE ALSO FEEDING MY MORBID CURIOSITY ABOUT MESSED UP STUFF

CREEPY DOGGIES CREEPY DOGGIES AROOO I LOVE GOTHIC WEREWOLVESSSSSS I WANT MORE SPOOKY SCARY WOLVES I WANT CUNNING AND SAVAGE HUNTERS IN THE MOONLIGHT AARRGH IF THERE AREN'T ENOUGH GOTHIC WEREWOLVES I WILL MAKE MORE MYSELF GOD DAMNIT

Things went horribly wrong.

I have half a pack of macarons and two cans of sparkling chupa chups strawberry and cream flavor soda I have never been more prepared to write fluff in my life this can't possibly go wrong.

Growing up with siblings means not questioning where the creepy ass piano music is coming from at one in the morning and proceeding to take a shower despite knowing how that would end for you if your life was a horror movie.