Guys I Have Just Had A Vision Passed To Me By Your Deity Of Choice

Guys I have just had a vision passed to me by your deity of choice

Gavin is a Babymetal fan.

A very dumbed down explanation of my Darlin's backstory because I'm too lazy for words

Darlin': My parents are not my parents.

Sam: I'm sorry what?

Darlin': These people found me in a box and forced me to do unpaid child labor for fifteen years of my life.

Sam: [absolutely no idea how to react to this]

Darlin': Sometimes I wish I would have just starved to death in that box.

Sam: Okay now hold on-

Darlin'/Angel/Honey are the type to leave the house in a blizzard while sick just to get their favorite drink from a nearby Starbucks/cafe.

Imagine the protagonist's boyfriend throwing stones at his window and climbing up a tree to get in because the protagonist's mom doesn't want them to be together so they have to meet up in secret.

Now imagine exactly that but with two full-grown men. All of a sudden it's a lot less cute and a lot more "Mc why tf do you care about what your mom wants you're 24 years old damn it."

"I feel sorry for you, you white bread bitch" - Angel when someone says David's food is too spicy for them.

"And your spice cabinet consists of what? Salt, pepper, and paprika powder?" Milo when someone makes a snarky comment about how he cooks.

"If you feel like spending an ungodly amount of money for half a fish and a spoonful of sauce, then be my guest. I'm not one to judge." Darlin' when someone gives them shit for eating fast food again.

"You insufferable fuck waffle/abominable shit popsicle" Baabe whenever someone other than they or David insults Asher's questionably good cooking skills.

Tumblr just reminded me that it's Sam and Darlin's anniversary so in honor of that I will sit down and stare at the wip that is the fourth installment in my Undying series.