anexistingexistence - A living, breathing existential crisis
A living, breathing existential crisis

They / It // This originally was just a fandom blog, but now you have to deal with my bullshit. // Assume me to be dead if I don't post for a day, thanks.

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Can You Believe That These Two Are Paragraphs From The Same One Shot?

Can you believe that these two are paragraphs from the same one shot?

"The back of their head made contact with a steel-toed boot. [...] It hurt, but it wasn't unkindly."

" “One time I met an incubus in [the seven-eleven], and he was getting way too confused with the slushie machine–his friends had to come over and help him- Oh, and then, guess what? He started giving me shit for laughing at him. Why? Because I was also currently in the process of destroying a slushie machine. And then- and then he had the audacity to try and help me all patronizing and shit, so I told him he couldn’t, and he asked why, and I said because the machine’s broken, and he said no it’s not, and I said yes it is, and I straight up punched the damn thing like see? It’s broken, dumbass. Anyway-” "

Yea neither can I

Anyway if anyone wants to beta-read this mess please tell me!

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1 year ago

Your writing, my dude, is… AMAZING!

Huh. What. Wow- ohmygah where did that come from thank you so much! (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)

I'm sick rn after pulling an all-nighter writing and slept like absolute garbage you have no idea how much this has just made my day better ^-^


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1 year ago

Yk I do love characters going literally insane so

Okay so Sam audio am I right?

Honestly the worst part about it for me wasn't even all the angst that was happening but how very ooc it has rendered my depiction of Sam in my WIP where he turns Darlin' against their will. Like I can only exaggerate his desperation and fear of losing them so much yk?


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1 year ago

Headcannon that vampires in the redacted universe have pointy ears- normally, they point up, but Bright’s point down. and they’re super self conscious about it. So they wear really chunky headbands that make their hair fluff up so their ears get hidden :(

Darlin and Fredrick are the only two people who’ve seen them without their headband.


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1 year ago
Sure Let Me Help With That Boss ( Starts Putting On Ur Employer's Tie With An Erotic Tenderness He Doesn't

sure let me help with that boss ( starts putting on ur employer's tie with an erotic tenderness he doesn't have with his wife)


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