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Can you believe that these two are paragraphs from the same one shot?

"The back of their head made contact with a steel-toed boot. [...] It hurt, but it wasn't unkindly."

" “One time I met an incubus in [the seven-eleven], and he was getting way too confused with the slushie machine–his friends had to come over and help him- Oh, and then, guess what? He started giving me shit for laughing at him. Why? Because I was also currently in the process of destroying a slushie machine. And then- and then he had the audacity to try and help me all patronizing and shit, so I told him he couldn’t, and he asked why, and I said because the machine’s broken, and he said no it’s not, and I said yes it is, and I straight up punched the damn thing like see? It’s broken, dumbass. Anyway-” "

Yea neither can I

Anyway if anyone wants to beta-read this mess please tell me!