Yes I Want To Write My Story But My Story Doesn't Want To Be Written So What The Fuck Am I Supposed To

Yes I want to write my story but my story doesn't want to be written so what the fuck am I supposed to do about that huh?

Me: I'm sorry my darling main character but your boyfriend's ex-boyfriend/still-best-friend is so much more interesting than you and I know it's not your fault but I think the reason for that is your plot-convenient amnesia so I think you'll either have to live with that or I will have to rework your entire story to make you more of a person rather than a "Hi I'm a Quirky MC" character. Take your pick ^w^

My MC: What.

I know I'm like an infinity too late but I'm finally playing botw and I'm like two hours in and still don't have that glider because I need to collect all the things and did you see there's a rock monster and-

When your writing style doesn't fit your genre

Or your language

Or your decade

Or your century

Or your medium

Or your current emotional state

Or you