Redacted Rare Pairs I Would Kill For:

Redacted rare pairs I would kill for:

Darlin' x Doc (platonically with a lot of things us mortals would not consider platonic)

Morgan x Geordi (romantically)

Porter x Bright Eyes ("fuck everything [and you maybe unhhh]" buddies)

Sam x Gavin (Gavin was Sam's bisexual awakening and I will fight you over this)

Vincent x Sweetheart x Lovely (romantically) (Milo optional)

Based on totally not real events

Wait Sunshine got out of the basement? When did that happen O-O

heyup losers it’s officially over halfway through the year so im gonna rank all my favorite redacted moments so far

1. hush hug - 100/10 i love you hushy

2. hush killing and reviving vega - easily the most ridiculous yet hilarious thing to happen this year for me, vega/hush/doc are the trio i didnt know i needed

3. sam biting darlin - my feelings about this cant be put into words, i wanna go back to when that was released so bad

4. the new hbs graphics - AAAEEERRRRHHEHEEEEEh

5. vincent and sam leaving the clan - never expected, keeping their story interesting, great plot move erik i hope ur pillow is always cold

6. avior getting slightly mentally fondled by our boy hush - the fuck? also erik did u forget abt this plot I NEED AN UPDATE SO BAD

7. fooliverse - such a creative anthology and even tho david didnt get the ba its so so so so amazing, one of his best anthologies imo

8. morgan return - iconic, but boring, living up to his name

9. the pack wedding - im just waiting for the afterparty tbh, im not a massive shaw pack girlie as well so

10. anton ba - crazy tbh i never expected one

11. john comeback - sigh

12. blake getting literally fisted by a drove - erik how does your brain even come up with this shit

13. redacted 101 - im still yet to sit through a single one but such a good addition to the channel

14. sunshine being let out the basement - nice, idrc yet

He ended up staying awake to binge one of the five seasons and told Freelancer to tell his professor he was sick so he could sleep the whole day (which, as you might have already assumed, did not work out very well because, yk, demon and all that, but it was worth a try).

Got new plushie today. Meet Pjotr.

Ah fuck I read this as in he's building a cabin or something I forgot vampire houses exist

wait.. Vincent is making his own house?