Yall Are Sleeping On Alexei And Melina, Just THINK About It, They Were Two Assholes Who Were Paired Up

y’all are sleeping on alexei and melina, just THINK about it, they were two assholes who were paired up to play pretend and take care of two innocent little girls THE EXCELLENCY of this plot. I-

OMG I NEED TO YELL AT SOMEONE FOR THOR4 SCRIPT????

Spoilers ahead of you haven’t seen it yet

WHY TF COULDNT GORR ASK TO HIS DAUGHTER TO COMEBACK SO THOR AND JANE COULD LOOK AFTER HER?????? LIKE I GET IS A ONE WISH THING BUT TECHNICALLY HED BE BRINGING SOMEONE BACK AND ALSO NOT LETTING JANE GO ALL AT ONCE? STUPID ASS SCRIPT.

CAN YOU IMAGINE THOR, LOVE (i call her that btw) AND JANE AS A FAMILY? I HATE YOU TAIKA WAITITI I HATE YOU

I don’t like where phase 4 is heading so far…

“free Palestine” and “don’t use what’s happening to Palestinians as an excuse to spread anti-Semitism” can and should co-exist

I like to think that Dreyvok put Alexei in jail because he tried to break Natasha and Yelena out of the Red Room. And I’ll die on that hill.

Natasha, banging on the door: Alexei! Open up!


Alexei: Well, it all started when I first met my archenemy Captain America...


Yelena: That’s not what she meant-


Melina, looking fascinated: Let him finish

In my head, Melina would make pb&j sandwiches to the girls all the time, not only because cooking wasn’t really her thing when they first moved to Ohio but also ‘cuz she wanted Nat and Yelena to get used to american food. So peanut butter & jelly sandwiches became Natasha’s comfort food.