I Swear To God - Tumblr Posts
imagine reporting someone who shares paid content for those specifically not able to afford it because you don’t think it’s ethical even tho there is no great loss of revenue here and bts does not care one bit and would even encourage it if they could...rich armys open ur purse
No because honestly, people can't seem to grasp that people 14-18 can look way older?? Like not all of us look our ages.
How do I tell people that Hobie is in fact labeled as “badmouthed teenager” since 2014 and is 16-17 in the comics and that just because he doesn’t have a confirmed/canonical age in ATSV, he’s still in the age range of a teenager (16-18) and that he is most definitely not 28 like people are saying (They’re getting things mixed up with Prowler Hobie, who is an adult, and assuming his age of his facial features in his current redesign while saying micro aggressions and I don’t know how to say it without getting jumped…again)
How do I tell them Punkflower has been a thing since 2018 or 2019 and they have interacted in the comics (they are close in age)
How do I tell people that if they’re against Punkflower and calling it a proship then it’s the same thing when people say Hobie and Gwen did ykyk. (They don’t want to accept that fact because they’re just homophobic and would rather focus on Hobie’s age until there’s a girl in the mix ‼️)
I swear on my LIFE if y’all sleep on the rise movie
BRUH WHAT?????
so apparently cody was at a table read for tua so i’m scared
as a non native english speaker one of my favorite "memes" (can it me called a meme?idk correct me) currently is "she ___ on my ___ til i ___" and it physically hurts not being able to say it in my daily life
Outside of the stickers Gummigoo’s the only NPC with merch, so maybe that means we’ll see him again?
Trying lineless
I’m slowly making my way through Psychonauts and I swear to gosh if anyone hurts this little Raz-berry I will do my best to murder their face off
why are people arguing this? just say that you like the pretty outfits and aesthetics and go; no one is judging you for that. we are judging you for excusing genocide and slavery. the jedi order was flawed to the Outer Rim and back, but they will always be better than the Sith.
This is the equivalent of saying, 'well, i got burned by organized religion, i guess a death cult that practices fascism is better!' do you realize how stupid you sound? the dark side is just misery, and depression and sadness. not to get western all of a sudden, but the dark side is Sin; it is the Devil. you are essentially saying that being a horrible person is preferable to leading a just life.
Idk how to explain this, but regardless of your feelings on the Jedi Order, the Dark Side is objectively evil
YES. FINALLY! AFTER SO LONG I HAVE FINALLY FOUND IT!
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
WHO made fun of that darling man’s treasure of a voice?! >: c
you bastards all made fun of charlie’s voice, and now you see what you’ve done to him? he’s written his own show and cast himself as someone who can’t even speak. you’ve broken him. i hope you’re happy with yourselves.
😭 Mara was ALMOST done cooking the grand meal for thanksgiving when she passed out on the floor, and like, fine, she can finish it after her little nappy nap, but then fucking Vlad walks through!! and takes it out of the oven!! and throws it away!!!! in the garbage!!!!!!!!! the whole ham!!!!!!!!!!!!! why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
watch beyond evil !!
The bats catching on to what's happening and constantly have a hidden camera or smt on danny to know what's happening and where lmfao
Also them pulling their hair out to try and find out how the fuck is it possible, probably end up adopting him as he is quite literally a batdoption bait
Ghosts Tell Me
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Ghosts gather near the place where something bad is going to happen,
Danny with his ghost sense tends to notice before anyone else and tends to react outwardly before the danger even happens, gaining a reputation of seeing the future,
Ghosts also tell Danny things, causing Danny to know more about situations and the people around him, it comes of as suspicious.
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Danny pulling away a snack from his coworker: "Careful your allergic to these ingredients!"
Coworker: "How the hell...I've never mentioned that to anyone."
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Danny on a phone call with his friends while doing his nightly walks in Gotham: "Yeah so apparently the second Robin who is now Red Hood has very personal beef with the clown here cuz he got killed by him after being sold out by his bio mom, which really sucks for the poor guy."
Oracle who has been keeping an Eye on Danny cuz he's very suspicious from an outsiders pov: "Hey B, I think we have a problem."
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Danny notices that the ghost in Gotham tends to gather where something bad is going to happen, the more they are the worse the situation will be: *glowing smoke leaves from his mouth* "Yikes! Very bad vibes here, nope!"
Gothamites who at this point recognize him and know the drill and quickly pack up their things to leave:
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Just an Idea
I BEG YOU DONT EMBARRASS ME MOTHERFUCKER!!!! (I say through gritted teeth)
Y'all why do I feel as though I need to scream about Hyrule-bound again?!
Aoife to tyrant
Aoife: And if you call me a bitch make sure baddest in front of it,Wack ass hoe!
Tyrant:
Aoife:My way,My way or the highway!
@themisadventurescrew is it accurate?
I Hate This
But I love him
OMG I NEED TO YELL AT SOMEONE FOR THOR4 SCRIPT????
Spoilers ahead of you haven’t seen it yet
WHY TF COULDNT GORR ASK TO HIS DAUGHTER TO COMEBACK SO THOR AND JANE COULD LOOK AFTER HER?????? LIKE I GET IS A ONE WISH THING BUT TECHNICALLY HED BE BRINGING SOMEONE BACK AND ALSO NOT LETTING JANE GO ALL AT ONCE? STUPID ASS SCRIPT.
CAN YOU IMAGINE THOR, LOVE (i call her that btw) AND JANE AS A FAMILY? I HATE YOU TAIKA WAITITI I HATE YOU
I don’t like where phase 4 is heading so far…
Me as a mom
My Child: Hey mom, I found this box labeled "Laika", what is it?
Me:....
Me: Eggs, go get your siblings Coraline, Norman, and Kubo.
Me: I have something I need to tell you.