YOU.

YOU.

YOU GET IT.

cats: meow

dogs: woof

mammon obey me: hey hey hey ore-sama sanjou

I love sending mammon content to my bestie and bullying her thank you for providing the funny <3

also nearly blocked you because of the bots but that’s to be expected on this hellsite

OMG MY FIRST ASK HI !!!1!!1!!

giggling nd kicking my feet u think I’m funny (I’m not actually giggling and kicking my feet I am instead foaming at the mouth with glee like a wild animal with rabies)

but yeah ofc tell ur friend that I have a 5k fic in the works for our shared blorbo and that she shld look forward to it a bunch 😼

IS IT BC OF THE HOE IN ECHOE :((( IS THAT WHY I LOOKED LIKE A BOT </3

also sneak peak at the fic ! (this paragraph is in Lucifer’s POV)

cats: meow

dogs: woof

mammon obey me: hey hey hey ore-sama sanjou

riddle: shut up i do not show favoritism name one time i showed favoritism towards [name]

ace: bro not even going to point out the fact that i have a wholeass list of times you did just that but on top of that we never mentioned [name] you were the one that brought them up

riddle:

riddle: oh.

bros THE rizzmaster69 irl ⁉️⁉️⁉️ (just like us frfr)

Diavolorino unconsciously calling MC out

mammon: mc?? they’re nothing special just a human i hang out with sometimes?? i dont even like them that much??

mammon as soon as mc walks in the room: omg???? mc???? 🥺🥺 its been so long since i last saw you??? 🥺🥺🥺 i missed u so much????? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 (it has been less than three minutes since they last saw each other)