Riddle: Shut Up I Do Not Show Favoritism Name One Time I Showed Favoritism Towards [name]

riddle: shut up i do not show favoritism name one time i showed favoritism towards [name]

ace: bro not even going to point out the fact that i have a wholeass list of times you did just that but on top of that we never mentioned [name] you were the one that brought them up

riddle:

riddle: oh.

cats: meow

dogs: woof

mammon obey me: hey hey hey ore-sama sanjou

I’m pissing myself they have fucking clown music in NIGHTBRINGER

spoilers ahead but it’s out of context and really funny with no actual important plot being leaked (the whole premise is beel being mad about apples I’m deadass)

mc: im having a great day! :)

mc, who walks in on mammon making out with goldie [the fucking credit card]:

mc: when is it my turn to be happy.

mammon: mc?? they’re nothing special just a human i hang out with sometimes?? i dont even like them that much??

mammon as soon as mc walks in the room: omg???? mc???? 🥺🥺 its been so long since i last saw you??? 🥺🥺🥺 i missed u so much????? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 (it has been less than three minutes since they last saw each other)

I love sending mammon content to my bestie and bullying her thank you for providing the funny <3

also nearly blocked you because of the bots but that’s to be expected on this hellsite

OMG MY FIRST ASK HI !!!1!!1!!

giggling nd kicking my feet u think I’m funny (I’m not actually giggling and kicking my feet I am instead foaming at the mouth with glee like a wild animal with rabies)

but yeah ofc tell ur friend that I have a 5k fic in the works for our shared blorbo and that she shld look forward to it a bunch 😼

IS IT BC OF THE HOE IN ECHOE :((( IS THAT WHY I LOOKED LIKE A BOT </3

also sneak peak at the fic ! (this paragraph is in Lucifer’s POV)