Always Be Yourself. Unless You Can Be A Wolf. Then Be A Wolf.

always be yourself. unless you can be a wolf. then be a wolf.

guess who has a new workout plan!! and rules!! i really wanna focus on building muscle rn so here goes nothing!!

gooner mewing baby gronk skibidi rizz in ohio is just the new big chungus ugandan knuckles dogelore ligma is just the new deep fried mlg montage here come dat boy dicks out for harambe is just the new rage face forever alone trololo that feel when no gf which according to my dad is just the modern replacement for nerds incessantly quoting Monty Python at each other

tw rant/vent

im higher than ur damn grandma rn totes literally fuckin me PUP RANT chat am i perhaps otherkin? alterhuman? therian? idk ik i feel like a puppycat (get it bee nd puppycat) but like is that valid? i wanna be a puppy kitty human person being thing yk? idk how to explain it ;-; like i feel like a puppy and a kitty but also a boy hmm is it the pet regression? is it cuz im higher than someones grandma? i actually need help though like im currently questioning if im entirely a boy and i need someone who knows more things than me to help im js gonna keep this as an online thing i dont wanna tell people about this irl because ik a large amount of people dont really fuck with this and idk who to trust with this piece of information about me

september planning

rules 2 meals a day + 1200 c4l max no liquid cals (only alc is an exception) 150-200 c4ls burned daily from walking no eating past 9:30pm workouts!! cardio - sunday 300 jumping jacks core - monday 30 crunches 2x 1min plank 2x 1min stomach vaccum upper body - wednesday 2x 10-12 bicep curls 2x 10-15 shoulder raises lower body - friday 2x 15 calf raises 2x 10-15 squats (any form) 2x 10 glute bridges starting - sep 15 ending - november 1