When You Read Art Heist Baby! And Dont See The Major Character Death Tag.

When you read ‘Art Heist Baby!’ And don’t see the major character death’ tag.

corrective action

Prompt 5

“If I had known you would have been this difficult to work with I wouldn’t have chosen to tutor you.” The retired Hero groaned staring down at the 15 year old standing before the.

“Sorry Boomer.” Said the sidekick. “Blame my parents, their the ones making me go through with this shit.” They were flicking their phone so fast that the hero doubted they were taking in any of the information that was being shown in front of them.

“What the fuck in a Boomer?” The Hero asked.

The young Super looked up from their phone since the first time they had entered the house.

“Oh I have so much to teach you.” They smirked shaking their head.

Wasn’t the Hero suppose to teach them. 

I can’t be the only person who thinks Eli looked better before his alien makeover .

Prompt 7

This being must have been at least 9ft tall, a body like a jaguar but scales like a snake and looked like neither. The scientist was starting to deeply regret choosing the one experimental journey that meant leaving their planet, leaving their solar system.

The being was prowling closer yet the scientist couldn’t seem to make their feet move beneath them. As what could only be described as a snout began to push against their sides shoving itself into the scientists coat pocket. With trembling hands they pulled out the contents of their pocket. Three skittles. One red and two yellow to be precise.

The being delighted in poking out its green tongue? And liking all of the skittles off of the scientist’s hand before swallowing them whole.

The scientist chuckled to themselves. “Gotta sweet tooth huh?” Th being let out something that could be described as a horses neigh before bolting off into the dense jungle like atmosphere.

The scientist stood there staring at where the being had run leaving trampled bushes and snapped twigs in its wake. “Yea,” the said to themselves. “Definitely a sweet tooth… never though I’d have something in common with an extra terrestrial.”  

people are being awful so here is an inexhaustive list of 50ish of my favourite fanfictions ever in no particular order. most of them have changed my life in some way shape or form and i am eternally grateful and in awe: <3 xo

Wolfstar:

All The Young Dudes mskingbean89

Blends rvltn909

Sweater Weather lumosinlove

Dear Your Holiness mollymarymarie

The Cadence of Part Time Poets Motswolo

Honey if I'm not BrigidFaye

There's your trouble xxxnoimsiriusxxx

If You're Gonna BrigidFaye

Currents lunchbucket

Liebestrum lunchbucket

The Road Not Taken mollymarymarie

Bird Set Free mollymarymarie

Ever Thus WrappedUp

Just What the Doctor Ordered WrappedUp

wading in waist-high water colgatebluemintygel

Disarm You With A Smile five_ht

10 Reasons to Go to Michigan greyeyedmonster18

Nothing Sweeter than my baby DamageControl

Not another band AU thelovelyzee

A Black Mass Over Highway Ninety Greenvlvetcouch

Solntse lumosinlove

We Can Be Heroes youblitheringidiot

Like Real People Do Third_Crow

Beneath A Big Blue Sky Eyra

A Brief History of Dragons Eyra

The Birthday Boy greenvlvetcouch

The Killing Time (unwillingly mine) epicblueblanket

Till We Have Arrived Home Again prouvairing

The Players Secret WrappedUp

Let's Play Pretend msalexwp

Jegulus

Only The Brave Solmussa

You Signed Up For This Solmussa

Kill Your Darlings Messermoon (this counts for wolfstar and rosekiller too!)

Blue and Yellow Skies Alarainai

Drarry

What We Pretend We Can't See gyzym

Everybody Hates A Tourist wolfpants

Running on Air eleventy7

Terrible People wolfpants

Way Down We Go xiaq

Draco Malfoy and The Mirror of Ecidyrue starbrigid

Dramione

Measure of A Man inadaze22

Remain Nameless heyjude19

selfxconclusion spicyxpisces

Beginning and End mightbewriting

How to Win Friends and Influence People OlivieBlake

Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love isthisselfcare

Jily

Shelf Awareness ghostofbambi

Room Service ClaudiaWrites

MISC

A Dress With Pockets PacificRimbaud

The Audacity of Lavender Brown malpal132

Devil's Snare All The Way Down malpal132