SHDUSBSKXHABSHAB MOSHANG MEET CUTE VIA ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS IM LOSING MY MIND Please. Please Tell Me

SHDUSBSKXHABSHAB MOSHANG MEET CUTE VIA ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS IM LOSING MY MIND please. please 🙏🥺 tell me more

OKAY SO at first?? when mbj is asked to get rid of the an ding peak lord, he’s like pfft, i’ve seen that dude, anyone can assassinate him, i’ll just send a random demon. 

two days later, random demon #1 comes back, crying, asking mbj to forgive him, but he really can’t harm a hair on peak lord shang’s head, because his mother has been ill for months, and peak lord shang told him how to cure her ailment! he even packed the necessary herbs for him!! peak lord shang is his benefactor now, it would be dishonourable to kill him!!!

mbj is baffled by the whole thing, but he understands honour, and again, anyone can do this task. he won’t deliberately make life difficult for random demon #1; he sends random demon #2 to finish the job. 

another two days later, random demon #2 comes back, and asks mbj to release her from his service with mbj because peak lord shang has showed her that she can do more than to just fight in mbj’s service! she likes music!! peak lord shang has gifted her a qin! she’s actually pretty good at it!! peak lord shang says he’ll give her some lessons to start, before they find her someone more suited for the job! isn’t peak lord shang wonderful?

and okay, mbj is Really Annoyed now. he sends random demon #3. this time, the assassination will be successful. random demon #3 is known for not just his coldblooded kills but also his aloofness. he’s been in mbj’s service for 10+ years now, and mbj has never heard him say a word. 

random demon #3 comes back within the day, and declares that he is in love with peak lord shang. peak lord shang took one look at him, and sat him down on his bed, and bandaged that wound on random demon #3′s forehead, chiding him about how he needs to be more careful and take better care of himself, with such tender care. what was random demon #3 supposed to do? not fall in love with him???? impossible. 

mbj has Had Enough. he decides that he will go forth to an ding peak himself to take care of this peak lord shang himself. he steps out of sqh’s room an hour later, and goes on a hunt for some books - he urgently needs to learn how to court a human.

from twitter (@/cerbykerby's idea)

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