You,, Attack My Heart(?)

You,, attack my heart(?) 🍎🍏

The robes are hanging on for dear life

That’s a reference to the episode of Doctor Who “Madame de Pompadour”.

Sleep well Hob, Dream will be always there to protect you.

(Btw I also did small follow up, bc I can’t live without comedy)

2HA NATION WAKE UP HAVE YOU SEEN THE COVER OF VOL 2 HAVE U SEEN IT!!!!?!?????

Thinking about lwj teasing wwx! We know hgj can be petty sometimes and he also loves wwx, so why not combine both to occasionally surprise his husband in the middle of the street with a: wei ying, you are great, i like you immensely

Wwx goes bright red every time, no matter how long they've been together, he'll still cover his face and whine about the unfairness of this absolutely merciless attack on his heart in broad daylight!!

One time lwj kisses his temple outside a inn and renders wwx silent for 5 mins

mxtx guys be really living their wattpad girlie dreams

lwj literally wrote a song about the hot dude in the class, named it after their ship name and got to marry the said hot dude from the class.

hua cheng created multiple fan art of his idol, sent him thousands of fan mails (lanterns), fought xie lian antis, and married his idol who was also an emperor by the end of the story.

and in scum villian i can't even decide who was the wattpad girlie in the story. shen yuan who married the supposed player, bingbing who banged his milf teacher or shang qinghua who married the rich sugar daddy who was also his literal dream guy?