Jonathan. He Spent His Life Escaping From Spinning Knife Tortures And Immediately Tripping And Falling

jonathan. he spent his life escaping from spinning knife tortures and immediately tripping and falling into new spinning knife tortures. he was forcibly moisturized for a month. he hated his coworkers. his coworkers were his only friends. the only person he knew who didn't make a threat or attempt on his life was his ex girlfriend. my dearest chew toy, jonathan. my pile of wet laundry, jonathan. my darling collection of trauma symptoms in sweater vest from the year 1982, jonathan. my most miserable little addict, jonathan. voted "london's most hated man" every year of his life, including when he lived in bournemouth and was a child, jonathan. most realistic bi ace rep I've ever seen.

"Trust the process" darling my process looks like it was strangled, drained, drowned and buried at the same time. I don't even know how it ends up not being a mess... But it isn't!

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Hello everyone I was searching info for stolas and I found this amazing pic here 😀⬇️

Isn't ma pookie gorgeous 🥰🥰🥰

That's all for now I just wanted to remind you🥰

WHY THE FUCK DID LIAM MAIRI DIE-

My baby deserved so much more...

percy calling poseidon "sir" instead of dad but calling kronos "grandpa" is the most percy jackson thing ever

Teenage life is getting used to waking up at 3:30 in the morning to read smut about your current fixation.

Teenage life is listening to horror podcasts secretly and vibing in the sound of murders so your parents don't find out what you're listening.

Teenage life is mentioning you're pansexual but all your friends have forgotten about it (my straight bestie reminds me how much she wants to fuck me every day)

Teenage life is talking about your crushes gf WITH your crush because they need relationship advice

Teenage life is your teacher being like a BFF and a father to you at the same time

Teenage life is creating fake passwords and fake profiles and fake admins because yourparentsareparanoidandtheythinkyourewatchingpornwhenyourebasicallyreadingitbutthatsjustadetail

Teenage life is reading smut every day but you still cringe in biology class.

Given to you by me, it's currently 6:40 am and I can't sleep