Real Footage Of Me Crashing Out Whenever I See The Bad Parent Bruce Wayne Tag On A Good Fic

Real footage of me crashing out whenever I see the ‘Bad Parent Bruce Wayne’ tag on a good fic

I can’t keep defending him when he pulls shit like this

Oh nah, gang, you seeing this shit too?

I don’t know how to explain it but I associate him with every Frank Sinatra song in existence. Bruce Wayne will always be very 30’s coded to me, he most definitely has the Transatlantic/Mid-Atlantic accent.

Very demure, very mindful.

Controversial Opinion: When I think of the public Bruce Wayne persona, I don't think flamboyant and spoiled billionaire.

I think of a charming, polite, and well-spoken gentleman who can convince you of the greatness of Gotham's future with a few words. He loves talking about his family, his children more specifically. Seems to be knowledgeable about all sorts of things due to his travels around the globe. Speaks any language you could imagine and his velvety, old-money-accented voice is sure to capture your full interest. Never one to flaunt his wealth shamelessly but also never caught dressed in anything that isn't a tastefully fashionable and carefully curated outfit to bring out his features with matching scents for the occasion. With a few glasses of alcohol, he can get very flirty, but never inappropriately so. If you ask him about his opinion of the Bat, you will find that he does respect the man for all that he's done for Gotham but deeply detests his methods. In general, he seems to be against violence and crime of any kind, including vigilantism. Always one to ramble on and on about all of the future programs he wants to start for the city. His employees never stop praising him for his politeness and generosity, his public appearances at local schools, events, and festivals are always an absolute delight. He exudes elegance and authority you would expect of a Wayne and Gotham loves their prince for it.

To better visualize my vision, here is a short and sweet moodboard:

Imagine if comic book characters could see the readers and they just see me reading the bs looking like

Fighting the urge not to write a fic where Bruce is there when Jason claws his dead ass out of the grave.

Or alternatively, Jason waddles to the manor and it’s this whole ordeal of trying to get Jason out of that little half-conscious thing he had going on yk?

My only problem is that I have no clue how to post on Ao3 because I send all my works to my friends lmao (but I will learn for the sake of it….)