Superbat Be Fucking Normal About Each Other Challenge: Failed.

Superbat be fucking normal about each other challenge: Failed.

Plot twist: The real reason Bruce takes in every orphan on the street is because it gives him an excuse to skip patrol and watch the Gray Ghost for the 100th time.

Dick: Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Damian: I would obliterate you. It would be a mercy kill—you would not be happy as a worm, Richard, and I would not allow you to dishonor your own memory.

Fighting the urge not to write a fic where Bruce is there when Jason claws his dead ass out of the grave.

Or alternatively, Jason waddles to the manor and it’s this whole ordeal of trying to get Jason out of that little half-conscious thing he had going on yk?

My only problem is that I have no clue how to post on Ao3 because I send all my works to my friends lmao (but I will learn for the sake of it….)

Hmm. Looks mighty familiar….

Real footage of me crashing out whenever I see the ‘Bad Parent Bruce Wayne’ tag on a good fic