This Guys Why Im Not Cis

this guys why i’m not cis

I’m pretty sure this is the plot of Crowfeather’s Trial or something idk

The dynamic between Jay and Tim is so fucking funny. Like. they're just some guys from Alabama being terrorized by a hellishly tall eldritch monster. One dresses like a farmer half the time and is just generally So Done with all of this shit and then in comes this skinny Tim Burton-looking dumbass with a camera and just fucks up all of his shit

The funniest thing that Will Not leave my brain is Entry #77 when Jay goes to Tim's OWN HOME with his tiny little pocket knife like "I just wanna talk" and Tim's just. so tired. He's so tired of this man and his mentally ill bullshit (granted, every single person in this series is mentally ill) that he just unlocks the door and is like "I'm not opening that door myself because I know for a Fact this dipshit is gonna try to pull something on me" and of course it Does Not Work Out for Jay and he gets tied up with zip ties and Tim takes his camera privileges

And they're also in love 💕

ive been to a lot of protests in my life and a thing that a lot of people dont understand is that a protest is a threat. its a large group of people saying “we are being nice now, but you must understand that if we stop being nice we have the power to cause you Problems”.

so everyone saying that protests have to be more polite or follow accepted rules is missing the entire point. the point of a protest is not to say “we disagree with you”, they already know that. the point of a protest is to make it clear that if they continue to do things you disagree with, you will burn down their house.

now this wont stop them because theyre stupid and arrogant and believe themselves to be beyond consequence. so here’s the really important thing and that’s that after they do it anyway, you have to burn down their house

man, i can’t believe tim managed to get jay to the hospital on time to save his life

and then helped him get to all his physical therapy appointments (and all their therapy therapy appointments)

and over the weeks and months and years that followed, they slowly fell in love and bought a house and settled down together and the rest of their lives were peaceful and operator-free

Underrated Firestar moments:

Sitting with Yellowfang while she dies and talks to her about every good moment they've had long after she's taken her last breath

Going to tell Runningnose that Yellowfang died out of his own volition because he felt like he should know

Purposefully springing apprentice ceremonies out of nowhere because he likes to surprise the kits (and he enjoys being a lil shit)

Telling StarClan to piss off because they kicked a Clan out because there wasnt enough trees

Constantly having prophetic dreams and NEVER THINKING TO MENTION IT TO HIS MEDICINE CAT CAUSE YKNOW WHY WOULD THAT BE IMPORTANT

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