Things That Bsd Men Would Cheat On You With!

things that bsd men would cheat on you with!

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Various Characters X reader

Genre:Angst (i mean it this time)

Warnings:Cursing(all done be me😌),Suggetive content,spoilers from the manga

A/n:im pissed as fuck right now😐ive been trying to write this post for three times,and the page suddenly goes blank in the middle of my writing. I'm angry bro.i also dont accept any type of criticism on Dazai's and Fyodors's part🚶🏻‍♀️have fun reading this! (if you can)

no offence to anyone btw

Haikyuu Edition

↬Atsushi Nakajima ⇝ i cannot believe you! are you seriously looking for something here? 😶

↬Ryuuosuke Akutagawa ⇝ His death (why god why)

↬Osamu Dazai ⇝ anything made with crab (crab cans, crab sticks, seafood boils that contain crab, noodles with crab, etc etc), whats that alcoholic shit he drinks at night?saki?, Oooo almost forgot:bandages, that waitress from the coffee house, all women tbh?, Chuuya😏(Dazai is my fav now btw lmao)

↬Chuuya Nakahara ⇝ Wine (he wont cheat, but he has a lot of shit going on, let him drink)

↬Doppo Kunikida ⇝ cheating is againts his ideals (little does he know he already is cheating on you,and with his ideals)

↬Michizo Tachihara ⇝ wont cheat (my ass)

↬Ougai Mori ⇝ do i really have to say it? i dont want to🚶🏻‍♀️ (and theres no shit you can do about it cuz its his fucking ability)

↬Yukichi Fukuzawa ⇝ bold of you to assume he'll cheat =\

↬Motojiro Kaji ⇝ Lemon, Lemon shaped bombs, Science

↬Junichiro Tanizaki ⇝ His sister (Bingo🚶🏻‍♀️)

↬Ranpo Adogawa ⇝ Pffft sweets🤭

↬Fyodor Dostoevski ⇝ has been manipulating you from the very beginning, and has literally no feelings for you. youre just a tool for him to achieve is goals (what? fight me🚶🏻‍♀️)

↬Sigma ⇝ his casino (just realised that we dont know his last name lmao)

↬Kenji Miazawa ⇝ Cows (why did i get him into this🤧)

was this supposed to be funny? yup. is it? oh hell no. do I give a fuck? nope. am I satisfied with the results? you bet. am I going to ask you to reblog after the pain I put you through? yes please…?🥴 but seriously,be realistic and please reblog :') (also im not on my period,but my tooth hurts as fuck so yeah)

Akutagawa, Trying to comfort y/n who got bad grades:it's OK, it's not your fault that you're so stupid Y/n: Cries even harder*

Hi there Ash! How have you been? Hope you have a great summer too! Can you do prompt #7 under the SFW section with Atsushi Nakajima please? It would be hilarious having a flirty reader say that to him too! Much thanks if you do love! 🐯 💕

Wanna make out? (Ft.Atsushi)

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Atsushi X reader

Genre:Humor,Fluff,SFW

Format:One Shot

Warnings:None,the reader is flirty and is also Nineteen years old

Word Count:0.6K

A/n:bro theres so many Atsushi stans on my blog lmao.i mean i thought he was an underrated character and not really popular! guess i was wrong hehe

My 100 follower event!

"Did you see their faces when the robbery happened?"

You nodded your head to the side,while observing the white-haired boy in front of you who was interrogating you about the incident that happened in the bank you were working at. you could tell that he was really nervous,because of the way he held the papers in his hand so carefully as he knitted his eyebrows.He was trying to be professional,or maybe he really was; but today did not seem to be his day and you seemed to be fully aware of that.

"do you remember the time,then?" he asked politely,holding his pen in his right hand so tenaciously like his life depended on it. you smiled at him.

How Cute

"I think it was around 8-9pm.i dont remember clearly tho...how old are you by the way?" "huh!? oh...im eighteen,why do you ask?"

you sure were enjoying yourself,watching the charming guy losing his cool just by this simple question of yours,as a hint of blush spreaded on his face. "oh,really? youre a year younger than me!"

"i guess,if youre nineteen..."

the poor boy was definitely given a hard time by you,even though you werent even giving it your all.a shy guy who's only eighteen and has saved Yokohama for countless times,huh?

"so...what did the thieves steal?" Atsushi Fixated his harmonic purple-yellow eyes on you as he attempted to bring the professional mood back to the place,but how could you even focus on the robbery when you were the target of his steady gaze?

"i...im not sure.i mean the place was crowded and people were all freaking out,trying to find somewhere safe to hide; so we couldnt really do anything in the crowd.but i heard from my co-workers that some of the ingot golds went missing afterwards.the robbers really thought it all through,cause all of the cameras were down at the time of the robbery.they didnt even leave a single foot-print behind"

"yes,we figured that much out...well,thats it then.thank you for your collaboration.is there anything else you'd like to add?"

now that the work was done,it was time to have some fun.

"yup.wanna make out?" "yes! wait no-i mean- what?"

he did not put so much effort on keeping his cool so you'll say something like that and bounce him off.

"Oh C'mon now pretty boy! theres no need to get shy about it! C'mere, promise ill be gentle with ya" you leaned toward him with a mischevious smile on your face as he crouched himself in the corner of the couch,literally tooking a shelter. "b-but i havent kissed anyone before! i...i dont know how to do it!"

"guess ill be your tutor then"

It was mean to say,but you were having the best time of your life,making the innocent boy flustered and all red.he looked like a huge tomato at that moment,so it was only fare to call him "Adorable"

"but we-we dont even know each other! do people always start their relationships like this?"

you blew your cover up by bursting out into laughter when you saw his frightened expression.teasing this guy was a peace of cake,but not falling for him was a tough knot to crack.Seriously! how could he be this adorable?

"Relax,i was just kidding" you said,changing your distance with him back to the way it was. "unless you want it too...then i was one hundred percent serious"

even he was expecting himself to panic like he did before,but you both found yourselves in surprise when you saw him actually considering it.you were preparing yourself for a Giant "Hell No",but this move of his got your hopes up.

"maybe...we could go on a date first?"

and was there any more satisfying response than that?

"Sounds like a plan"

ok i really like this one cause its better than all of my works on tumblr, and i hope you guys feel the same way. reblogs are appreciated as always,but please keep the tags :)

could you write akutagawa x atsushi's twin sister reader, being caught making out by atsushi?

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Akutagawa X Fem!reader

Genre:Fluff, Humour, Suggestive

Format:One Shot

Warnings:NSFW content, Suggestive Content but not actual smut, heavy make out session

Word Count:0.8K

A/n:well this series is definitely popular lol. here you go baby

not proofread hehe

Dating Headcanons | Pregnancy One Shot

"Pour the tea on the mixture of rice and shredded chicken breast, and mix it together...like this"

You turned your head at your boyfriend who was observing your bowl of Chazuke closely, as he reached for his own and tried to do as you told him to.

"Like this?"

"Yup! And thats it! Ready to be served"

Date nights in your relationship were always simple, yet so enjoyable. What more could you ask for, other than staying at home, and enjoying the presence of your boyfriend who was too caught up with work these days to have some time for himself?

He needed a break, and you knew that better than anybody, because the signs of tiredness were super obvious on his face, no matter how hard he was trying to hide it.

Akutagawa prefered staying at home, and you didn't want to make him uncomfortable, so you asked him to come over and forget about the reservation you had for your anniversary at a fancy restaurant.

"Hey! How come yours taste better even though you barely cook? And it's literally your first time making this!" You whined with a small pout on your face, before gently punching him in the arm. It was amazing how skilled he was at cooking despite rarely doing it.

" I dont know... I just did what you'd told me to" He mumbled, slowly reaching the spoon to have a taste of his little masterpiece.

It really is delicious.

"Well damn, Ryuunosuke! Cant believe you've been hiding your cooking skills from me! gotta teach you a lesson"

"Shut up, and I told you to stop mimicing Chuuya-San's tune. Its annoying"

"I know. Why do you think im still doing it?"

From the first moment he laid eyes on you, Akutagawa knew that you were a tease. Bickering over the simplest stuff like books with you turned into bickering about which side of the bed to take. Neither of you really cared, but he was competetive and unfortunately you were aware of that.

"So... What else have you been hiding up your sleeves from me?"

At this moment, Akutagawa had trouble choosing which was more attractive, your playful tune or the cocky smile you had on.

"I dont have anything hidden up my sleeves, but i do have something in my pants that might catch your interest"

"Wha- "

Your smile was immediately replaced with a widened mouth which was not exactly enough to show how surprised and taken aback you were, but he could work with that.

And now it was his turn to be smiling.

"How- You learned that from Dazai didn't you?"

"...I might have"

"Damn!"

"Shut up!"

"Make me"

Akutagawa simply roled his eyes at your words, acting like he wasn't dying to hear these words from your mouth from the moment he arrived at your house.

"Fine, if you insist"

it was only a matter of time before his lips crashed into yours, starting a furious battle between the two of you to take authority. Where was this urge coming from? He didnt know, but he did know how to satisfy it.

The sweet taste of the strawberry flavoured candy he brought you earlier appeared really magestic to him. He wanted more, so he focused on the soft, sensitive base of your lips as his tongue slipped inside your mouth; and fortunately that didn't stop him from placing his hand on your clothed sex.

Akutagawa was a fast learner, and he knew just the perfect way to fluster you due to past "experiences".

You suddenly lost track of time, too lost in a fog of euphoria to notice what was happening around you; so when you found yourself almost naked, having nothing but a claret set of lingerie on as he was giving you goosebumps by burning the sensitive skin on your neck, you were surprised.

Only if you had the opportunity to tell him how unpredictable and charming he actually was.

Akutagawa's hand went down on your body, landing on your laced panties to take them off, when you suddenly heard the door getting opened.

"Y/n! I bought us dinn- "

Atsushi was frozen in the spot the second he laid eyes on you, and where Akutagawa's hand was of course.

The sound that was filling the room changed from your heavy breathing and silented moans, to a deadly silence.

You were comfortable around your brother, but your flushed cheeks and embarrassed expression showed that this case was a bit different than usual.

Atsushi shared the same expression as you, of course.

"You...you...lock the damn door!"

Atsushi barely cursed, but you knew that things were serious when he did.

Akutagawa however, seemed more irritated than embarrassed; and Atsushi could clearly see that.

"And you...I hope someone does this to your sister!"

Atsushi slammed the door behind him and ran toward the stairs as he was trying to get out of Rashumoun's approach, wishing to forget the scene he'd just witnessed.

He didnt even let you remind him that locking the door was pointless, since he also lived there and happened to have a key.

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Things that Haikyuu men would cheat on you with!

Fandom:Haikyuu Pairings:Various Characters X reader Genre:Angst (Lmao sure) Warnings:Heart breaking content ahead! A/n:this came to my mind while i was in the shower lmao.also,this post is just for fun,nothing serious or offending.i love all these boys!

Bungou Stray Dogs Edition

↬Tobio Kageyama ⇝ Milk

↬Osamu Miya ⇝ Food,specially Onigiri

↬Rintarou Suna ⇝ His bed

↬Kenma Kozume ⇝ Video Games

↬Ryuunosuke Tanaka ⇝ Kyoko Shimizu (i mean...)

↬Kei Tsukishima ⇝ Dinosaurs (lol nooooo)

↬Koutaro Bokuto ⇝ VolleyBall

↬Atsumu Miya ⇝ VolleyBall

↬Keiji Akaashi ⇝ Hentai Mangas

↬Tooru Oikawa ⇝ Himself (Narcissist lol)

↬Hajime Iwaizumi ⇝ He wont cheat Hes a loyal man

↬Shinsuke Kita ⇝ Farms

↬Shoyo Hinata ⇝ Also VolleyBall

↬Wakatishi Ushijima ⇝ The idea wouldn't even cross his mind

Yeah...just wanted to give ya all a heads up lmao goodbye

Reblogs are appreciated :>

Their reaction when you wipe their kisses off

Fandom:Haikyuu Pairings:Kenma,Tsukishima,Suna X reader Genre:Humor,Fluff,SFW Format:Scenario Warnings:Some Cursing in Tsukishima's part Word Count:0.6K A/n:Saw this trend on tiktok and wanted to give it a try,and whos better than m'Haikyuu boys? :D

not proofread,and sorry if theres any mistakes

This Tiktok trend compilation on Youtube

↬Kenma Kozume

you were sitting on his bed,waiting for him to get out of the shower,to record his reaction to what you were about to do.you turned your head at him as you heard his steps comming closer to you,and greeted him with a gentle smile. "awww look at you baby! just come here and kiss me already!"

he slowly came toward you as he smiled back at you,and placed a delicate kiss on your cheek.

Kenma knew you were obsessed with him and his kisses,so he was very surprised when he saw you awkwardly turning around and wiping his kiss off,and you did noticed this.

he kissed you on your cheek again and when you kept wiping his kisses off,he saw a dim sign of laughter on you face.

you were doing it on purpose.

you were looking at your phone,trying to hide your smirk as you waited for him to try and kiss you again,

and that was when a big pillow landed on your face out of the blue.

"Ouch! Kenma?" you looked up at your boyfriend with your eyes widened and laughing as he walked out of the room,ignoring you,acting like a big petty kitty, "Ken Ken! Come back here!"

Nope!Hes not coming back!

well.not unless you shower him in kisses and cuddles as payback.

↬Kei Tsukishima

you were driving him to the gym and had your phone in front of you,ready to record.he was about to get off the car,but you stopped him by placing your hand on his shoulder.

"babe?can i get a kiss?" you gave him the puppy eyes and puckered your lips.he sighed,leaning toward you as he pressed his lips on yours,giving you a gentle kiss.you broke the kiss apart,smiled at him,

and then you wiped your fucking lips.

"what the fuck?" you nearly jumped in your seat because of his loud tune,looking at him with shock as you tried to hold back your laugh.

"what?what happened?" "dont with me bitch! did you just wiped my kiss off?" the big pout on his face nearly made you burst out into laughter.

"what?no i didnt!what are you talking about?" "dont play dumb with me !what is wrong with you?" "i didnt babe youre imagining things! here give me another one and ill prove it to ya" "no! people dont wipe my kisses off"

he grabbed his bag and slammed the door behind him,walking away from you as he heard your laughter. "baby? im sorry! come back honey it was a prank!"

you put your your hand on your mouth and continue laughing at your boyfriend as you saw him giving you "the middle finger"

↬Rintarou Suna

you quickly adjusted your phone on the table when your boyfriend went to the bathroom.it was your date night and since you were hanging out at his house you decided to play a prank on him that you saw in Tiktok.

you smiled at him cheekily when he pulled you closer to himself gave you a passionate kiss on your lips the minute he walked back into the living room.it was more believable this way that you didnt have to ask him for a kiss yourself.

when he let go of you,you winked at him and were about to reach your lips and wipe them,then you saw him wiping his own before you could even make a move.you looked at him with a confused expression,

and that was when the camera on the couch-that didnt belong to you' catched your attention.

"Rin you little shi-"

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