Things That Bsd Men Would Cheat On You With!

things that bsd men would cheat on you with!

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Various Characters X reader

Genre:Angst (i mean it this time)

Warnings:Cursing(all done be me😌),Suggetive content,spoilers from the manga

A/n:im pissed as fuck right now😐ive been trying to write this post for three times,and the page suddenly goes blank in the middle of my writing. I'm angry bro.i also dont accept any type of criticism on Dazai's and Fyodors's part🚶🏻‍♀️have fun reading this! (if you can)

no offence to anyone btw

Haikyuu Edition

↬Atsushi Nakajima ⇝ i cannot believe you! are you seriously looking for something here? 😶

↬Ryuuosuke Akutagawa ⇝ His death (why god why)

↬Osamu Dazai ⇝ anything made with crab (crab cans, crab sticks, seafood boils that contain crab, noodles with crab, etc etc), whats that alcoholic shit he drinks at night?saki?, Oooo almost forgot:bandages, that waitress from the coffee house, all women tbh?, Chuuya😏(Dazai is my fav now btw lmao)

↬Chuuya Nakahara ⇝ Wine (he wont cheat, but he has a lot of shit going on, let him drink)

↬Doppo Kunikida ⇝ cheating is againts his ideals (little does he know he already is cheating on you,and with his ideals)

↬Michizo Tachihara ⇝ wont cheat (my ass)

↬Ougai Mori ⇝ do i really have to say it? i dont want to🚶🏻‍♀️ (and theres no shit you can do about it cuz its his fucking ability)

↬Yukichi Fukuzawa ⇝ bold of you to assume he'll cheat =\

↬Motojiro Kaji ⇝ Lemon, Lemon shaped bombs, Science

↬Junichiro Tanizaki ⇝ His sister (Bingo🚶🏻‍♀️)

↬Ranpo Adogawa ⇝ Pffft sweets🤭

↬Fyodor Dostoevski ⇝ has been manipulating you from the very beginning, and has literally no feelings for you. youre just a tool for him to achieve is goals (what? fight me🚶🏻‍♀️)

↬Sigma ⇝ his casino (just realised that we dont know his last name lmao)

↬Kenji Miazawa ⇝ Cows (why did i get him into this🤧)

was this supposed to be funny? yup. is it? oh hell no. do I give a fuck? nope. am I satisfied with the results? you bet. am I going to ask you to reblog after the pain I put you through? yes please…?🥴 but seriously,be realistic and please reblog :') (also im not on my period,but my tooth hurts as fuck so yeah)

Hi there Ash! How have you been? Hope you have a great summer too! Can you do prompt #7 under the SFW section with Atsushi Nakajima please? It would be hilarious having a flirty reader say that to him too! Much thanks if you do love! 🐯 💕

Wanna make out? (Ft.Atsushi)

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Atsushi X reader

Genre:Humor,Fluff,SFW

Format:One Shot

Warnings:None,the reader is flirty and is also Nineteen years old

Word Count:0.6K

A/n:bro theres so many Atsushi stans on my blog lmao.i mean i thought he was an underrated character and not really popular! guess i was wrong hehe

My 100 follower event!

"Did you see their faces when the robbery happened?"

You nodded your head to the side,while observing the white-haired boy in front of you who was interrogating you about the incident that happened in the bank you were working at. you could tell that he was really nervous,because of the way he held the papers in his hand so carefully as he knitted his eyebrows.He was trying to be professional,or maybe he really was; but today did not seem to be his day and you seemed to be fully aware of that.

"do you remember the time,then?" he asked politely,holding his pen in his right hand so tenaciously like his life depended on it. you smiled at him.

How Cute

"I think it was around 8-9pm.i dont remember clearly tho...how old are you by the way?" "huh!? oh...im eighteen,why do you ask?"

you sure were enjoying yourself,watching the charming guy losing his cool just by this simple question of yours,as a hint of blush spreaded on his face. "oh,really? youre a year younger than me!"

"i guess,if youre nineteen..."

the poor boy was definitely given a hard time by you,even though you werent even giving it your all.a shy guy who's only eighteen and has saved Yokohama for countless times,huh?

"so...what did the thieves steal?" Atsushi Fixated his harmonic purple-yellow eyes on you as he attempted to bring the professional mood back to the place,but how could you even focus on the robbery when you were the target of his steady gaze?

"i...im not sure.i mean the place was crowded and people were all freaking out,trying to find somewhere safe to hide; so we couldnt really do anything in the crowd.but i heard from my co-workers that some of the ingot golds went missing afterwards.the robbers really thought it all through,cause all of the cameras were down at the time of the robbery.they didnt even leave a single foot-print behind"

"yes,we figured that much out...well,thats it then.thank you for your collaboration.is there anything else you'd like to add?"

now that the work was done,it was time to have some fun.

"yup.wanna make out?" "yes! wait no-i mean- what?"

he did not put so much effort on keeping his cool so you'll say something like that and bounce him off.

"Oh C'mon now pretty boy! theres no need to get shy about it! C'mere, promise ill be gentle with ya" you leaned toward him with a mischevious smile on your face as he crouched himself in the corner of the couch,literally tooking a shelter. "b-but i havent kissed anyone before! i...i dont know how to do it!"

"guess ill be your tutor then"

It was mean to say,but you were having the best time of your life,making the innocent boy flustered and all red.he looked like a huge tomato at that moment,so it was only fare to call him "Adorable"

"but we-we dont even know each other! do people always start their relationships like this?"

you blew your cover up by bursting out into laughter when you saw his frightened expression.teasing this guy was a peace of cake,but not falling for him was a tough knot to crack.Seriously! how could he be this adorable?

"Relax,i was just kidding" you said,changing your distance with him back to the way it was. "unless you want it too...then i was one hundred percent serious"

even he was expecting himself to panic like he did before,but you both found yourselves in surprise when you saw him actually considering it.you were preparing yourself for a Giant "Hell No",but this move of his got your hopes up.

"maybe...we could go on a date first?"

and was there any more satisfying response than that?

"Sounds like a plan"

ok i really like this one cause its better than all of my works on tumblr, and i hope you guys feel the same way. reblogs are appreciated as always,but please keep the tags :)

I saw your requests are open, I hope it’s okay to send something in! (˃ᆺ˂) I appreciate your writing style!

I wanted to ask if you could do some headcanons of Atsushi x petite!shy fem s/o who shares in his beast ability, only she can turn into a wolf? Just soft things between a tiger and wolf gifted if you are able too! I appreciate your time and hope you have an amazing day ahead! ✨🐺

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Atsushi X Fem!reader

Genre:Fluff

Format:Headcanons

Warnings:None

Word Count:0.7K

A/n:girl you literally broke me lol. i mean i couldnt really think of anything yet i wanted to do this request because i like you a lot :') anyway, these are all i could do,hope its ok :> i love you and ty for requesting! my inbox was pretty empty lol

@alphaofdarkness

ok lmao.

so the boy was shocked as hell when he found out about your ability.

i mean,youre kinda like him! except that you turn into a wolf instead of a tiger lol.

so the first time you guys met, he was super excited,but also super awkward. he wanted to make conversation, but didnt know where to start. and when he did think of something, it wasnt as smooth as it had to be.

"sooo...can you howl...?"

you were like: bruh what the hell

"yeah...i guess i can" "oh? thats cool! i...i can roar!" "oh? good! good for you!"

yeah the silence is definitely better lol

but when you got to know each other a bit more, you were both comfortable. a bit too much actually.

he wasnt as on gaurded as he was around his superiors, and he liked playing pranks on you (without crossing the line tho)

you once hid in the bathroom and scared the shit out of him. you were in your wolf form, and when he was entering the bathroom, you jumped out of your hideout and rumbled at him. he screamed-a very loud one, until he realised it was you.

he ended up laughing at his own reaction, but he wanted to repay you. i mean, Atsushi is a bit naughty too, if you watch him closely hehe

so when he hid in your closet and roared, you screamed and suddenly lost your balance. thankfully he was fast, so he immediately turned back into his human form and prevented you from falling to the ground by placing his arms under you.

you were like a princess in his arms, but like a shy and surprised princess, and boy he was not a smooth prince.

you were both a blushing mess, but you also couldnt take your eyes off each other. you never really payed attention to his face, and how gorgeous his eyes were.

he was also getting lost in your gaze before you smacked his head.

"ouch!" "you like what you see?" "yes! WAIT I MEAN NO-"

Things definitely got awkward again, but good awkward. that incident was enough for both of you to realise that what you felt for each other wasnt just normal liking, it was something more.

then the romance begins.

it took him quite a long time to ask you out, and he wouldnt have been able too, without the help of Dazai, but he did it eventually.

your jokes got a bit cheesier.

"i have a talking tiger at my house,you know? i can show it to you if you come over []~(￣▽￣)~* "

and when you did came over, nothing cheesy happened, cuz its Atsushi were talking about.

you were the first one who made the move fot cuddling, and his silence was definitely a sign of satisfaction.

he has someone like him helping him during the missions now. he doesnt want you to get hurt, but hello? youre a wolf! theres nothing to worry about!

so when hes finally sure that you can take care of yourself, he's relieved, cuz he doesnt have to be afraid anymore, not without you by his side.

you both relate the pain of having your clothes ripped after transformation. its definitely a pain, but having someone whos going through the same thing is definitely better than nothing

ok ok hear me out. once you both were so tired from the mission that you fainted on he street and had others worry about you. Kunikida was really pissed, but when he find you two curled up around each other in your animal form, he got super soft.

you were in his arms, slightly snoring while rubbing yourself on his belly, and he was subconciously tightenning his embrace around you while licking your head.

everyone were taking pics and were like "Awwww! look at them!"

youre adorable :>

Atsushi is easier to open up around you. he knows that you once went through the same difficulties. he knows that some people werent exactly kind to you because of your ability, and he can relate. thats one of the reason he fell in love with you, because you understand him and dont question his fears

ok baby. i really hope you like this and thanks for reading💕

-Ash

Aaaaaa I love your writing sm!!! Can I perhaps request Atsushi and Dazai with a shy s/o who is normally always soft spoken and is troubled by it because people constantly asks them to repeat what they said all the time since they’re.. so quiet and they get pretty embarrassed about it. And the s/o hating the fact that they’re shy and can’t help it, thank you! Please don’t push yourself and stay healthy. ∑d(°∀°d)

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Dazai, Atsushi X Gn!reader

Genre:Humor,Fluff,SFW

Format:Headcanons

Warnings:None

Word Count:0.6K

A/n:awww you're so sweet! Tysm baby T^T my heart literally melts when I receive compliments like this

Tbh I try to be soft spoken cause I speak kinda fast and sometimes even pronounce the words wrong and get embarrassed about it, so I hear ya (in the opposite way lol)

Sorry this took soooooo long, and not proofread

↬Osamu Dazai

ok.we all know that this man is a huge tease

But I would be too cruel to tease you over something like this. I mean c'mon!

He knows how insecure you are about it, so he'll be extra patient with you. Never interrupts you, and always waits for you to finish your sentence.

If he fails to hear you, he'll ask you to repeat your words but in his own way.

"I'm sorry darling, can you repeat yourself? I was too fascinated by your gorgeous, flawless face that I couldn't pay attention to your words"

Still embarrasses you but at least for a different reason lol

When he sees you saying how lame and embarrassing your tune is he simply chuckles and pulls you into a tight hug

"You're over thinking it baby" "Really? So you don't hate it when you always have to come near me just to be able to hear what I'm saying?" "Um...No?"

I mean, how can he hate it when he gets an excuse to be close to his beloved s/o all the time, especially in public?

He finds your tune so calming that he asks you to sing for him

He thinks you'll be a popular singer like Billie Eilish lol

↬Atsushi Nakajima

This sweet baby

Its kinda funny embarrassing with him

He almost never hears you correctly, but he hates to embarrase you so he just answers you by luck

And we all know how unlucky this poor boy is

One time after having the dinner made by you, you were both sitting on the couch when you suddenly remembered something

"Babe, did you take out the trash?" "Yes, it was really delicious honey, thank you"

Damn lmao

You were frightened, but then you thought that maybe It's an animal thing lol

After that night, once Atsushi told you that he felt hungry. You smiled, planted a small kiss on his cheeks and told him "Dont worry baby, theres some trash in the trashcan"

He was like "Wha- "

When you finally find out that he couldnt hear you clearly because of how soft spoken you were, you had an emotional break down I mean, its not his fault, but you were kinda hoping for him to hear you well cuz you know... animal's ears are sharp,right...?

Anyway it was embarrassing

Atsushi was comforting you, hugging you and telling you its ok and its not your fault and theres nothing to worry about

You'll get it tho, I mean how can you not when you have someone as caring and sweet as him by yourside?

He hates it when other people interrupt you. Wants to tell them to shut up and let you finish what you were saying, but he wont cause he knows being in the spotlight nakes you uncomfortable Hes to thoughtful omg T^T

Reblogs are appreciated! :D

Hi Ash! On a side note I’d like to say this before I make my request. Good luck with your finals Ash! You got this! 💯 🔥🔥🔥

Would you mind doing headcanons of Atsushi in a relationship with a really affectionate and somewhat clingy fem s/o? But the reason why she’s this way is due to past abandonment and trauma issues in relationships. So she’s scared/insecure of pushing him away by being too affectionate at times. I’m not sure if it makes sense but I’d absolutely love it if you wrote something out. I hope you have a great summer too! 🙌 💕💞💓💗💖💘💝

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Atsushi X Fem!Reader

Genre:Fluff,Hurt/Comfort,SFW

Format:Headcanons

Warnings:Not ProofRead,insecurities…?

Word Count:0.7K

A/n: awww youre so sweet! tysm and have a great summer too 🤧💕 and don't worry honey,it was understandable lol. also,im not sure if these really count as headcanons,but that all ive got :> Gomen hehe

◆ok first of all,let me just tell you that I hear you.i mean,its Atsushi were talking about! hes such a sweetheart and he deserves the world (not to mention hes a cat,so its hard to get your hands off him lol)

◆youre all over him.showering him with kisses and cuddles the minute you see him,well,anywhere,and boy he loves it.hes never been loved before,and never received any kind of physical affection.sure,Dazai cares about him in his own special way,or at least that's what he thinks,but youre different.

◆you feel warm,you feel safe,and he just wants to melt in your touch

◆you were afraid that he might reject you or think of you as clingy,but when you didn't see any sign of discomfort on his face while you hugged him,you were definitely relieved.tho something happened at work one day that made you a bit insecure

◆you were sitting on the couch, waiting for your boyfriend to arrive from his mission to go on a date.when he got into the room he was walking along side Dazai.you ran toward him a hugged him tightly while planting a small kiss on his lips like you usually did,but when you part the kiss to welcome him with your words,you were met with his embarrassed gaze and flushed cheeks.

◆"hey y/n…um,could you not do that? youre embarrassing me"

◆y/n is having a mental break down*

◆a hint of Dejavu filled your mind from the past. the same thing happened with your ex too.it was the reason why you two broke up,actually.one day he called you clingy and the next thing you knew,he broke up with you over text.

◆it was hurtful to you,and now it was happening all over again.

◆therefore,you nodded without saying anything,slowly got far from him and got back to your seat,but with a upset and embarrassed expression

◆Dazai is upset too lmao.i mean hello? he was enjoying the view! and he expected more from his subordinate than that! you don't refuse a ladys touch!

◆but Atsushi was just a shy person and he wasn't really into PDA,that was all.he didn't mean to upset you or made you insecure.

◆so when you two got home he was expecting his usual cuddle session,but all you did was quietly changing your clothes (in a different room lmao) and went to bed all by yourself

◆he was shocked.i mean he wasn't dumb,he knew that the comment he made earlier didn't exactly make you happy,but it wasn't that bad,to him at least.he didn't know about your insecurities after all

◆so he slowly laid on the bed,trying to spoon you,but surprisingly! you shied away and rejected his hand,while moving to the other side of the bed

◆"babe! what did I do!" "seriously? =| " lmao don't do this to him

◆he was worried now,so he sat on the bed,and rolled your face back to him by cupping your cheeks,and met with your beautiful eyes that were filled with tears

◆"baby? whats wrong?" he said while delicately caressing your squishy cheeks,and that made you even cry harder

◆"babe…do you think im clingy?" "what?no! why would you think like that!?" "but you said that im…sob*…im embarrassing you!"

◆oh,so this was all it was about

◆ Atsushi thought that he was dumb too,saying something like that to you

◆"baby you got it all wrong…I didn't mean it like that" he held you in his arms tightly,while placing a small kiss on your forehead and gently wiping your tears off

◆"I was just…not comfortable doing this in front of others.i didn't mean it like that! actually,i don't think I can survive a day without your kisses and hugs"

◆"really?so…im not clingy?" "no baby! youre all I can ask for! im really sorry if I made you think like that.im just…new to dating,and being cared for,so…"

◆he was upset with himself too.he loved you,so much,and he made you feel like that.

◆its your turn to comfort him now :)

◆you smile while leaning into his touch,staring into his beautiful eyes which made you fall for him even harder everytime you looked into them.

◆"I guess…we can figure it out together,hm…?"

◆"yeah…I guess" he smiled back at you, while pressing you in his arms harder.

◆"so…can I have my cuddles now?"

◆sure he can :)

Their reaction when you say your pregnant on the phone and then leave the car

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Atsushi,Chuuya X Fem!reader

Genre:Humor,Fluff

Format:Scenario

Warnings:a bit suggestive

Word Count:278

A/n:I kinda missed writing for bsd so...

This TikTok Compilation on youtube

↬Atsushi

He's sitting next to you in the car,smiling at you and waiting for you to finish your call with your best friend,when you open the door to get out of the car,while peeking at your Boyfriend to see his reaction.

"Oh yeah,BTW I forgot to tell you,I'm definitely pregnant"

The boy freezes and turns his face at you,but you had already left the car.

"W...what?b-babe?baby what's going on?"

You could hear him obviously, but pretended like you're too busy talking to your phone.

He cupped his mouth with his right hand,nervously looking at you while thinking of his terrible childhood.

"I'm...going to be a dad?but...we can't afford having a baby!we-were not even married yet!im still young!I'm not ready to be a dad! I-i-babe?"

Just tell him it's a prank before he passes out lmao

↬Chuuya

He just hears the word "pregnancy" from you and his mind goes blank, but before he can say anything you close the door behind you.

"What?what the fuck?bitch what do you mean you're pregnant?we used protection everytime we had sex! Hey!I'm talking to you!"

"Shshhhh Chuuya I'm on the phone!"

"Get off you're fucking phone then! Who the fuck got you pregnant?and why are you telling others before telling me?get your ass back in here!"

And that's when he remembers that condoms only work 98% of time.

"Wait...so it's really mine?"

He feels a bit of excitement in his stomach, and the his mind starts working.

"Wait...what if she'll be short like me!? What if its a boy and he'll look like me?oh god no!w-what should I do?"

Nothing obviously, cuz it's just a prank,though he'll be disappointed when he finds out.

Reblogs are appreciated! :)