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Aaaaaa I love your writing sm!!! Can I perhaps request Atsushi and Dazai with a shy s/o who is normally always soft spoken and is troubled by it because people constantly asks them to repeat what they said all the time since they’re.. so quiet and they get pretty embarrassed about it. And the s/o hating the fact that they’re shy and can’t help it, thank you! Please don’t push yourself and stay healthy. ∑d(°∀°d)

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Dazai, Atsushi X Gn!reader

Genre:Humor,Fluff,SFW

Format:Headcanons

Warnings:None

Word Count:0.6K

A/n:awww you're so sweet! Tysm baby T^T my heart literally melts when I receive compliments like this

Tbh I try to be soft spoken cause I speak kinda fast and sometimes even pronounce the words wrong and get embarrassed about it, so I hear ya (in the opposite way lol)

Sorry this took soooooo long, and not proofread

↬Osamu Dazai

ok.we all know that this man is a huge tease

But I would be too cruel to tease you over something like this. I mean c'mon!

He knows how insecure you are about it, so he'll be extra patient with you. Never interrupts you, and always waits for you to finish your sentence.

If he fails to hear you, he'll ask you to repeat your words but in his own way.

"I'm sorry darling, can you repeat yourself? I was too fascinated by your gorgeous, flawless face that I couldn't pay attention to your words"

Still embarrasses you but at least for a different reason lol

When he sees you saying how lame and embarrassing your tune is he simply chuckles and pulls you into a tight hug

"You're over thinking it baby" "Really? So you don't hate it when you always have to come near me just to be able to hear what I'm saying?" "Um...No?"

I mean, how can he hate it when he gets an excuse to be close to his beloved s/o all the time, especially in public?

He finds your tune so calming that he asks you to sing for him

He thinks you'll be a popular singer like Billie Eilish lol

↬Atsushi Nakajima

This sweet baby

Its kinda funny embarrassing with him

He almost never hears you correctly, but he hates to embarrase you so he just answers you by luck

And we all know how unlucky this poor boy is

One time after having the dinner made by you, you were both sitting on the couch when you suddenly remembered something

"Babe, did you take out the trash?" "Yes, it was really delicious honey, thank you"

Damn lmao

You were frightened, but then you thought that maybe It's an animal thing lol

After that night, once Atsushi told you that he felt hungry. You smiled, planted a small kiss on his cheeks and told him "Dont worry baby, theres some trash in the trashcan"

He was like "Wha- "

When you finally find out that he couldnt hear you clearly because of how soft spoken you were, you had an emotional break down I mean, its not his fault, but you were kinda hoping for him to hear you well cuz you know... animal's ears are sharp,right...?

Anyway it was embarrassing

Atsushi was comforting you, hugging you and telling you its ok and its not your fault and theres nothing to worry about

You'll get it tho, I mean how can you not when you have someone as caring and sweet as him by yourside?

He hates it when other people interrupt you. Wants to tell them to shut up and let you finish what you were saying, but he wont cause he knows being in the spotlight nakes you uncomfortable Hes to thoughtful omg T^T

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When you bite their cheek Ft. BSD

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings: Dazai, Chuuya, Atsushi X Fem!Reader

Genre: Fluff, Humor, Suggestive

Format: Headcanons

Warnings: Very suggestive content on Atsushis part but not actual smut :)

Word Count: 0.8K

A/n: Who else loves biting? hehe~

↬Dazai

Would be the most satisfying to bite out of them since hes a huge tease, using every opportunity to get you flustered. He seriously deserves a lesson.

And beside all of that, be honest with me, who wouldn't wanna bite this handsome jerk? T^T

So oneday, hes sitting on the couch, carefully reading his suicide book as he whispers his suicide song; when you come to him, casually getting on his lap and look at him like a tiger whos watching his prey before starting a feast Lmao.

He notices this and wonders what's on your mind "Hey Bella! What's u-"

And that's when he feels your teeth on his cheek, biting him out of the blue, and definitely not in a gentle way.

Yep you deserve it Dazai! And you have no right to be this tasty you bastard! -_-

Anyway, hes super duper shocked and confused; like, what the hell? This has literally never happened to him! How should he even react!?

When you finally let go of his cheek, he looks at you with his eyes widened and places his hand on the spot you've bitten.

"…What was that for?"

"Just wanted to have a taste…hehe"

Dazai: 0-0

Y/n: :D

Still oblivious but says "Ok…"

That's literally the first time that he looks this innocent to you.

↬Chuuya

He looks so tasty I swear to god.

I'm really curious about his reaction when he finds out that so many people want to lick and bite all over him.

Yup, not just his cheek but lets start with that :)

Anyway…

This guy is the most adorable when he blushes, so you just cant help but want to have a bite.

You haven't seen him all day, so when you see him walking and chatting with Kouyou, you ran toward him.

He notices you but before he can say anything, you suddenly cup his cheek and bite him off.

Poor guy lol

Chuuya. exe has stopped working.

Literally freezes, and not just because of how unexpected your action was; but because C'mon! You did it in front of Kouyou!

When you slowly break contact to look at your masterpiece, and see his surprised reaction, you just cant help but to smile evilly.

"Delicious, hehe"

The guy turns into a tomato as he watches you running away while winking at him; and that's when he hears Kouyou giggling.

"Your girlfriend is a rather naughty one, I see"

Tries to cover up his blush as he thinks about how youre going to be the death of him <3

↬Atsushi

Do I even need to give a reason?

This guy is gold! Hes kind, lovable, respectful, loyal,…

Its really natural want to have a taste of his pretty squishy cheeks <:

But don't you dare leave a mark :') I can never do that to this innocent boy.

Youre both sitting next to each other, scrolling through your phones as your head is on his shoulder; when you come across a tik tok video where boyfriend holds his girls face and bites his cheek and the girl screams and laughs.

Well, youre a grown person and have a lot of needs, so, like, why not? :(

"Um…babe?"

"Yes honey?"

you give him the puppy eyes while slowly getting a hold of his hand, gently rubbing your thumb on his skin.

"Can you… let me… um… like… bite you?"

Ok. He was not ready for that.

You know there are a couple of things you shouldn't say to guys when you don't actually mean it, and "I wanna bite you" is definitely one of them.

Now Atsushi is pure, but when you told him that, he cannot help but to think that you wanna give him a blowjob 🚶🏻‍♀️

Lmao I'm sorry kids but hes a grown man too and he can have dirty thoughts.

So you become very happy when you see his face heat up as he smiles at you "O-oh! Really? O-ok! I mean! If you- Um- Want to!"

He closes his eyes, ready to feel your mouth on his junk, but instead, hes met with your brutal teeth on his cheek.

Lmao why god why.

When he looks at you with pure confusion and a big question mark above his head, you look back at him in the exact same way.

"What? Did it hurt too much?"

And that's when he realizes what going on. "Oooooooooh! you meant real biting…"

And that's when you realize what he was thinking about and your face heats up too.

Yup. He shouldn't have said that out loud.

Both of you are sitting in an awkward silence when you mumble something quietly.

"…What?"

"I said… I can do that too… if… you want me too…"

The rest is not suitable for children so I'm gonna stop right here :D

Reblogs and comments are wildly appreciated! :>

Hi! Can I request Atsushi, higuchi and Dazai hugging female reader because she was upset? Can be platonic or romantic, your choice :)

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings: Atsushi, Dazai, Higuchi X Fem!Reader

Genre: Fluff, Hurt/Comfort

Format: Drabble

Warnings: None

Word Count: 1.1K

A/n: My Choice will always be romantic! :)

⇝Higuchi

Is she even on my writing list? Anyway my first time writing about her so sorry if its not really "her"

Mornings, were the same as always,

"Boring"

Higuchi looked around carefully as she was walking through the mafias hallway, and yawned when she made sure that nobody was around. She had no idea what she was doing and why the heck was she still here, where she knew that she didn't belong to, but she was; even after Akutagawa straightforwardly rejected her and made it clear that he was not romantically interested in her. Her affection for him was the only thing that kept her coming back to this brutal job everyday, and now that it was gone, she didn't know what she was doing.

Or maybe she did.

A quiet sound of crying caught her attention that was coming from the rookie girl's office. She stopped walking and got close to the door to see if what she heard was right.

Yup, someone was definitely crying in there.

Poking your nose in other people's business was not a popular, but rather dangerous thing to do in the mafia, so she was a bit doubtful on whether she should go inside or not; but there was a feeling inside her chest that made her open the door without a second thought and run to Y/n, the new girl, who was hiding her face with her hands and quietly sobbing so no one would hear her.

How the hell was she even able to notice her voice?

"Y/n? What's going on?"

The girl slowly raised her face and looked at the blonde in front of him. Her puffed eyes showed that she had been crying for a while, and no one had even bothered to check up on her.

Slowly sitting next to her, Higuchi wrapped her arms around the girl as y/n's cries got louder, and pressed her face to her chest so that she could comfort her without saying anything.

What could she even say? People don't talk about their problems in the mafia.

"It's... ok..."

Slowly caressing the girls back, she automatically placed a kiss on the girls temple, that made the girl stop crying and look at her.

The blondes brown eyes wear peaceful and calming, even though there were shades of sadness if you looked at them carefully. Her smile was one of the things that y/n liked about her since the day she met her on the mission. She was never able to confess her feelings about her, but maybe her problems at that moment were the things that encouraged her to place her lips on hers.

Higuchi was shocked. It was the first time that anyone had ever kissed her, and she was expecting it to be a bit... different.

But "different how?" was the question that was on her mind. Would she rather be with a guy who particulary didn't care about her at all? or with a guy who would just want her for one night and then never call her back? Or... she could be with a girl who was kind to her, and showed her affection toward her as soon as she got a chance?

Maybe it was her choices that made her suffer, not the people around her.

Slowly giving in, she closed her eyes as she started kissing y/n back, while running her fingers through her soft, pretty hair.

⇝Atsushi

He's not my top favorite, but idk why writing about him is so easy and calming :)

The white haired boy took a glance at the girl, who was sitting on the ground, silently looking at the wall while placing her head on her knees. She had been like this for half an hour, staring at the blank wall without saying a word.

Right after when she got back from her mission.

Atsushi experienced this too. He remembered the first time an innocent person died on his mission. He remembered her figure when her soulless body collapsed on the ground, and how other people were screaming around her. He remembered them all, and he still had trouble sleeping afterwards because of the guilty feeling he was carrying with himself, and now Y/n was going through the same thing.

A little girl died on her mission. She was too young, too pure to even understand the term "Evil", but that didn't save her from the bullet that was aiming her little heart.

Y/n couldn't forget her face. How could she, when it was the only thing in her mind?

Sighing out of tension, He got up and sat next to his s/o, slowly wrapping his arms around her as he held her head againts his chest.

"It's ok sweety... It wasn't your fault..."

"But... I..."

Her tears suddenly breaking out of her eyes didn't let her finish her sentence, and Atsushi was not expecting her to. Instead, he pressed her in his embrace even harder, letting her know that no matter what will happen, he will always be there for her, with no questions asked.

Y/n couldn't forget those horrible scenes she witnessed earlier, but with having someone like Atsushi by her side, she definitely felt better.

⇝Dazai

Hes literally my favorite, and he needs to be comforted more than anybody :')

Gently caressing the girl's hair, Dazai held her closer to himself, letting his girl cling on him like a koala so that maybe it would make her feel a bit better.

Nights with Dazai was usually not this quiet since he had trouble sleeping and y/n was not willing to sleep without him, but tonight was a bit different than usual. It was about her.

Y/n was never this quiet. She was never this hurt. He knew that his girlfriend was stupid; and he had an idea why she was like this; but he knew that it was a personal matter and she was not comfortable enough to talk about it. At least not yet.

So instead of forcing her to talk about it, he slowly leaned toward her and placed his hands on her cheeks, planting a small kiss on her forehead as she closed her eyes and a few drops of tears decorated her face. They both somehow ended up on the bed, with y/n curled up againts him, quietly sobbing until her breathing became soft and her voice was not heard anymore.

Dazai observed his lovers face as he gently caressed her cheek with his right thumb, making a commitment to himself that he would never let anyone hurt or upset his reason living, ever again.

" Sleep, my sweet Belladonna, I promise to make tomorrow a better day for you"

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Fellas grab your ladies if your lady fine!

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings: Dazai, Kunikida, Chuuya, Atsushi, Akutagawa X Fem!Reader

Genre: Fluff, Humor

Format: Headcanons

Warnings: None

Word Count: 0.8K

A/n: God I love writing about tiktok trends!

Listen to Finesse By Cardi B & Bruno Mars

This tiktok compilation on Youtube

So basically when you're scrolling through tiktok, you come across this video where the woman stands next to his partner as this part of the song starts, and waits to see whether his man would grab him or not.

Youre a bit unsure if you should try it out with your s/o too, but you made up your mind and go to them

"Babe? Can you come hear a second?"

So as you tell em that youre recording a tiktok video, and ask them to stand next to you, you play this part of the song.

"Fellas grab your ladies if your lady fine!"

⇝Dazai Osamu

Definitely didn't see it coming since he doesn't have tiktok (he just doesn't seem like a person who would be into social media and stuff...), but the way you behaved made him think that something was definitely going on.

So when the song starts playing, he carefully listens to it, and from the lyric and how youre waiting for his reaction he finds out what you want.

Instantly reaches for you and pulls you closer to himself, as he smirks and looks at your satisfied reaction.

"Hey there, fine lady!"

"Hey there, 'Samu" you chuckle while wrapping your arms around his neck, and gently kissing his lips.

Deep down, he's sighing to himself, thinking that you would have killed him if he hadn't acted on time lmao

⇝Kunikida Doppo

So what's tiktok? <3

He's not really willing to do it cause he's not into these kind of stuff, but he's also not one to refuse after you give him the puppy eyes <:

So he secretly looks at his watch while you play the song, and when you do, he's obliviously looking at you, waiting for you to tell him what to do.

He though that this was some sort of tiktok dance as usual😭

When he watches your disappointed reaction, he wonders "What's going on? Why is she staring at me like that?" And that's when he concentrates on the lyric and goes like "Ohhhh..."

He rises his hand to grab your waist, but you shake it away as you walk away from him "I Cant believe you!"

Curses the creator of tiktok while he follows you to make up for the mistake he had no idea he was making 🤧

⇝Nakajima Atsushi

You obviously don't expect him to get it right away, but you just wanna see his reaction so you decide to do the trend.

You both stand next to each as the song starts to play, and you notice him listen to the song carefully so you hope that he does it on time, but when the song stops after that single lyric, he turns at you, dumbfounded.

You laugh as you explain to him what was going on, and he gets gloomy, like "But I don't know English🥺"

Convinces you to give it a go one more time, and this time when the song has barely started playing, he grabs you as fast as he could and shoves you into his embrace.

"Is this ok?" "Yeah! It's perfect" You chuckle while planting a small kiss on his flushed cheeks, thinking how can he be this cute ಥ_ಥ

⇝Akutagawa Ryuunosuke

I think that all mafia members know English since the organization has so many deals with foreign companies, so he knows What the lyric means.

Like Kunikida, hes definitely a hater of not into these stuff, but since you begged him so much he agreed.

Lowkey curious in what trick youre about to pull this time.

So when the song starts playing, he gets Dejavu, like "Haven't I heard this song before?"

That's when it hits him that "Oh! It's from the video Gin was watching- "

Suddenly, everything made sense to him, and exactly a second before the song is over, he places his hand on your waist.

You're surprised as heck cause you didn't expect him todo it😭

He tells you to get to work instead of wasting your time in this nonsense, while he's secretly satisfies with the result😏

⇝Nakahara Chuuya

He has tiktok.

And he's not dumb either.

was actually watching you when you saw this trend for the first time.

LOL I didn't mean in a scary way.

So when you ask him to participate in your video for tiktok, he tries to cover up his smile as he stands next to you.

The second the song starts playing, he suddenly raises you up and holds you princess way, while giving you a cocky smile :D

"Hmph! Testing me like that..."

You would have been on your knees if you were on the ground at that moment cause bruh! The dude looked so fucking hot holding you like you were a peace of paper

(Lets forget about the fact that it's because of his ability🚶🏻‍♀️)

You weren't sure whether to post the video or not but Chuuya made it clear that you have to by giving you a threatening gaze.

He wants other people to know how strong he is and that youre officially taken (:

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could you do vanitas and atsushi with a gender neutral soulmate who is loud around close friends but shuts down in large crowds with loud noises and whatnot? Thank you, your writing is amazing by the way! Have a great day ♡♡

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs, The Case Study Of Vanitas

Pairings: Atsushi, Vanitas X Gn!Reader

Genre: Fluff, Humor

Format: Headcanons

Warnings: None

Word Count: 0.6K

A/N: Thank you so much! I think you're the only one who requests content for Vanitas on my blog lmao, You should send requests more often! :)

⇝Atsushi

Ok. It's canon that he's a really thoughtful guy. And he kinda relates to you, except that he's not that talkative around close friends either.

At first you were a bit uncomfortable with him too, since you barely knew him, but now that you two are together? Things are different.

Atsushi notices this when he takes you to the agency for the first time. The way you nervously smile as you answer other people's questions with a word or two, or how you keep looking back at the clock to see when it's time for you to leave, he notices how uncomfortable you are and the problem is serious.

So he decides to never force you to go anywhere (he didn't force you the last time, he just asked you and you couldn't say no), and always ask you if you're really willing to go there, not because you have to.

Instead of going out, he arranges the perfect date at home, with just the two of you. He prepares your favorite meal with your favorite dessert, plays games with you that you're interested in to, and also gets a fun movie for you to watch.

To be honest he's more comfortable at home, or alone with just the two of you, so it worked out the best for you.

I'm not saying that he doesn't like going outside. He enjoys fun activities outside with his friends, but wants you to have as much fun as he does.

Will help you get over your anxiety if you want to bet over it, or else wont to talk about it at all because he respects your boundries and doesn't wanna upset you :)

⇝Vanitas

The case is different with this guy.

I'm not saying that he isn't thoughtful, he is; but in his opinion, helping you get over your problem is a part of being thoughtful.

He will convince you to get out of your comfort zone and try to be around people and get used to it, because sometimes you just have to do it and he doesn't want you to suffer when that moment comes.

I was going to say that he will tease you about it, but honestly, there's nothing he can tease you about. So, I think if you refuse to get out of your comfort zone and stuff, he will tease you a bit over things without saying the actual cause why he's doing it.

He won't tease you too much though, since he loves you and hurting you is the last thing he wants to do; but please understand that this is his way of showing you how much he actually cares about you.

He will plan fun activities that you enjoy, but outdoor. You were not really willing at first, but then you had so much fun that you forgot you were outside and didn't feel uncomfortable anymore.

Yup, he's smart and he will use his mind to make you feel better :)

Would encourage you at the end of the day for overcoming your anxiety even if it was only a little bit.

"My god Y/N! You looked so happy when you were on that roller coaster at the theme park, or when you shot all the targets and won a prize! I'm so proud of you!"

To be sincere you were a bit upset at how he was making you get out of you're comfort zone. You thought that he wanted to change you and that he didn't like your current personality, but after a while, you do see the effect that those outdoor activities had on you and how you're able to communicate to people much more comfortable than before.

He does feel bad about it sometimes, so he tries to make it up to you at night, by hugging you tight and slowly caressing you hair, showering you in affection and kisses :>

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Could I maybe request Atsushi overhearing his female s/o say she has a crush on someone, only to find out later that he is the one she has a crush on?

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings: Atsushi X Fem!Reader

Genre: Fluff, Humor

Format: Headcanons

Warnings: None

Word Count: 0.4K

A/n: Awwww this is so cute! T^T

To make things easier (For me lol), let's consider you as an agency member.

Atsushi likes you, not as a friend, and he's aware of that; but as we all know, it takes a lot of courage for this boy to confess.

You're kind, strong, confident, beautiful and independent; and he somehow thinks that he's not good enough for you and you deserve a lot better.

So one day, when he overhears you and Naomi giggling while trying not to be loud, he gets curious.

"You should tell him that!" Naomi chuckled and winked at you, and you shook you head and smiled. "You're thinking too highly of me; I can never tell him that his beautiful eyes are the only thing I think about before going to sleep"

Oh shit.

You... You're interested in someone? But who?

Is lowkey filled up with despair cause he was kinda hoping for you not to get together with anyone until he confesses 😭

Don't ask why he doesn't know that either lmao

But then he goes like "I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up. I mean She's far better than me, of course I never had a chance with her"

So he tries to get over you, by telling himself all these kind of stuff, but it all goes to waste when you ask for his advice about it.

"Um, Atsushi-san? Can you help me with something here?"

"Sure, Y/n-chan, what is it?"

"Well- um- You see- I have a crush on this guy and- how do you think the boys like to be confessed?"

The boy is totally broken now.

Why aren't you asking Dazai instead of him? You know that he has literally zero experience with this. Are you trying to add more to his pain? 🤧

"Well... I think that... you should... um... like, make him his favorite meal? Because, like, I would be head over hills for you if you would... I'M NOT SAYING THAT I AM BUT- It's just a nice gesture, I guess..."

"Oh? Ok! Thank you for your help! 🤭"

That night he went to bed sighing to himself, thinking your crush is enjoying the food you made him with love and care right now.

What he was not expecting was a bowl of Chazuke in front of his house, with a small note on it.

And he was definitely not believing the letters on the note.

"Go out with me? :)"

His joy and surprise at that moment is unbelievable, and he just can't believe that he was actually the guy you liked.

He might even thing that you're just messing with him until Kyouka assures him that you're definitely into him.

So on that day when you went to the agency, you were met the bowl you gave him this morning, only filled with strawberry candies this time and with a small "I like you too!" note on top of them :)

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Atsushi, concerned, carefully looking at Ranpo, thinking to himself: Ranpo-san seems so tense, I bet something important is on his mind. Ranpo, concentrating: Thinking about which one of his sweets he should eat first*

Is this canon or what...?🚶🏻‍♀️

When you kneel against them but for a different reason

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings: Dazai, Chuuya, Atsushi X Fem!Reader

Genre: Crack, Humor

Format: Headcanons

Warnings: Suggestive content, mentions of giving head but only mentions, implied throat fucking

Word Count: 0.8K

A/n: Saw a Haikyuu version of this and said why not? :) 

↳Osamu Dazai

This bitch

He's so full of himself, always teasing you whenever he gets a chance

It's time for the tables to turn :D

You were looking for a chance to give him a taste of his own medicine, and when you see him standing up to get himself a bottle of soda from the agency's fridge, You follow him trying to act all oblivious and innocent.

So when he takes the soda out and turns around, he's faced with your sweet but perhaps naughty smile, as you slowly kneel in front of him while your eyes are locked with each other.

A grin appears on his face, and he puts the soda back in the fridge without even turning his back to you.

"My my belladonna! I didn't know you were this greedy for my attention. But shouldn't we wait till we're in private?"

He bends a little just to gently rub his thumb on your bottom lip, and that's when you tilt your head to the side, and look at him pretending to be dumbfounded.

"What are you talking about Osamu? I'm just hiding from Kunikida because I accidentally spilled coffee on his paper!"

Yeah, sure; for fucks sake.

Dazai stares at you for a few seconds with a shocked impression, then his smirk becomes slyer. "Oh? Is that so?" "Yeah! Why? What were you thinking?" "Ha!"

Lmao

His hand reaches out for you again, but landing on your hair this time, caressing it softly.

"Well played Bella, well played; now let's go somewhere more private so you can hide from Kunikida properly; perhaps the storage room? I mean, Kunikida will be even more displeased if he catches us like this and we don't want that, do we?"

Congratulations! You have got yourself a Throat fucking session🚶🏻‍♀️

↳Atsushi Nakajima

You played this prank on him at the mall cause you know his not into sex in public and even the idea will make him a blushing mess.

So when you take a look at yourself in the mirror wearing the jeans Atsushi suggested you to try on, you though of this as the perfect opportunity and call out to him.

"Honey? Will you come here for a sec?" "Inside? ok..."

The next thing you hear is A Small rap on the door and him asking if he can come in, and after getting your approval he slowly walks in, shutting the door behind him as he smiles at how much that jean looks good on you.

"So? What do you think?" You spin around just to give him a proper view of your hips that were even more explicit now that you were wearing that tight pants, and it made him wonder what would you do if he'd unintentionally rip those gorgeous pants apart?

Since Atsushi is a pure man, he decided to keep his dirty thoughts for when you too become alone, but the poor guy has no idea that you have other plans for him.

When you notice how worked up he was from that one move you made, you knew it was the perfect time. So you slowly take a steps toward him, and finally kneel againts him while forming your lips into a sly smirk.

Oh boy he's shocked🚶🏻‍♀️

"y-y/n? right now? I- " He looks so flustered while uttering these words that you cant help but to feel bad for him; but as you all know, pranksters don't back down.

But the thing is that he didn't straightforwardly say no🚶🏻‍♀️

"Right now what? I'm just trying to see how stretchable the jeans can be!"

Congratulations you have successfully broke the man :D

He's so embarrassed. Sooooo sooooo much embarrassed.

Literally just avoids your gaze as he mumbles "O-ok, then I'll be outside w-wating for you to finish" and leaves immediately, covering his face from the blush that was starting to spread out on his skin.

Please give him the head he deserves when you get home (^人^)

↳Chuuya Nakahara

He's dangerous I personally don't recommend this🚶🏻‍♀️

But for the sake of our evil minds let's go.

You see this park on tiktok when you see him going straight to the shower after coming home from a really long day at work, you kinda feel bad about doing it but not enough to let you back down 🚶🏻‍♀️

So when he comes out of the shower and goes to the kitchen to pour himself a glass of wine; you slowly approach him; and when he looks at you curiously, you suddenly fall on your knees wearing that dirty, familiar smile.

Oh boy

His lips curls up into a smirk as he take a sip of his wine, and bits his bottom lip.

"You always know what I need, don't you doll? You're so g-" "Found it!"

You excitedly show him the ring he bought you for your birthday and chuckle. "I was so worried Chuu! I thought I lost it! You know how much I love- Why are you looking at me like that?!"

The dude is stunned help.

His face heats up from humiliation as he gives you a death stare and avoids your gaze.

"What?" "Nothing" "Omg Chuuya did you think-" "I said nothing y/n!"

You know what to do if you wanna wipe that pout off his face ;)

Reblogs are appreciated :>

Texting them "He's gone, you can come over"

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings: Dazai, Chuuya, Atsushi, Sigma, Fyodor X Fem!Reader

Genre: Crack, Humor

Format: Headcanons

Warnings: None

Word Count: 0.7K

A/n: Have you noticed how much I love to write about tiktok trends?🚶🏻‍♀️

ok so this prank is hilarious XD

your bf was here since last night and now that it was 8 am, he had to leave for work

I MEAN, this is the perfect opportunity for pranks, right?

so as you give him a goodbye kiss, you wait for him to close the door and approach his car, and that's when you send the text "He's gone baby; you can come over"

↳Sigma

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

so he literally freezes when he sees the message. He takes a dumbstruck look at your house, and then at the phone, and this goes on for a while until he believes what he's seeing is not a hallucination lmfao.

Slowly shoves and the phone back into his pocket, and slinkily hides behind a tree near your house.

youre like "BRO WHAT THE FU- "

Help the dudes acting like a fucking Stalker-

remains like that for a while, carefully analysing every man that passes by your house, but then he slowly comes out, and Starts doing something with his phone.

that when your phone rings.

"O-oh Hey baby, what's up?" "Um, y/n? you sent me a message a while ago… what was that about?"

You try to act dumbfounded as guilt feels you up.

"Oh? that? Oh I accidentally sent it to you! that wasn't for you baby!" "Oh thank god then! ok! bye honey!" "bye!"

lets out a relieved sigh And starts walking to work; and that's when it hits him.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE SENT FOR HIM-

lmao just tell him it's a prank already

↳Chuuya Nakahara

APEOIH;SHR['HWGA'HGWNE'WG

God I love this guy XDDDDD

Ok this guy is a FREAK when it comes to cheating. Like he will literally SNAP OUT.

so when he reads the message, he will immediately approach his car and opens the car boot.

You look at him, surprised and curious, wondering what the fuck is he doing; when he takes out something and you freak out.

BRO IS THAT A FUCKING CHAINSAW-

WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO BIG HELP-

LMAO LMAO SUDDEN REGRET*

not a second passes that the door literally blows up and Mr. Mafioso breaks inside.

"Y/N YOU FUCKING BITCH IM GOING TO FUCKING MURDER YOU-"

Y/n: panics* lmao

BRO WTF CHILL OUT ARE YOU A FUCKING GANGSTER

oh wait yeah he is a fucking gangster🚶🏻‍♀️

explain to him before he tears you up lmfao

↳Fyodor Dostoevsky

Pffft

You think you're so smart huh

Bro the dude doesn't even make an expression😭

like, literally continues walking after taking a glance at your message.

YOU ARE STUNNED.

I mean you weren't even expecting something cheesy, but at least a bit of discomfort on his face WOULD HAVE BEEN SATISFYING-

now youre hurt lmao

You watch his figure getting farther, when you see a notification on your phone.

Fedya, 08:17 AM:

Yeah, sure.

Y/n: breaks down*

YOU RAT BASTARD-

↳Atsushi Nakajima

lmao

PURE BABY

DOESN'T EVEN THINK OF THE POSSIBLITY OF YOU CHEATING

an excited smile appears on his face when he reads your message, which makes you confused.

Like wtf? This isn't right, right? lol

he starts knocking on your door which gets you a bit excited, but the second you open the door, you sank into his warm embrace.

"Y/N BABY ARE YOU PLANNING A SURPRISE PARTY FOR ME? I LOVE YOU SO MUCH-"

bitch wtf lmao

Y/n.exe has stopped working

NOW YOU HAVE TO THROW HIM A PARTY CAUSE HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL HIM THAT IT WAS JUST A PRANK-

lol you never play a prank on him again.

↳Osamu Dazai

HE WILL LITERALLY COME BACK INSIDE AND WAIT FOR "THE GUY" YOU MEANT IN YOUR TEXT TO JOIN YOU.

I mean he sees right through your little prank, but it wouldn't be fun if he ruins it like that, right?

So he walks back inside and starts nagging with A VERY DRAMATIC TUNE.

"Y/N Baby are you having people over?"

"I- um- "

"Youre so mean! trying to have fun without me! I CANT BELIEVE YOU-"

Sobs as he wipes his invisible tears*

"Ah… sorry…" ⚆_⚆

Sits on the couch next to you, waiting for your friend to arrive.

"Um… aren't you late for work?"

"Nah who cares. I don't do anything there anyway" "Right"

You remain still, thinking which one of your friends are available at this moment so you could ask them to come over lmao

Embarrassing failure*

Reblogs are sooooo much appreciated! :)