HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARO AND LUGI

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARO AND LUGI

here's what I imagine a birthday cake from Bowser to look like

- Vaika

holyshitholyshit how do y'all print out heart locket sized pictures PLEASEE IT'S URGENT HE LOVES GOLD

mean hyperfem lesbians >>>

They’re gay; yes I make the rules

Star Children Theory

Every Koopaling is based on the stars in some capacity. Named after famous music stars, Morton's habit of painting on a star on his face, Larry's star shaped mole, Lemmy's crescent moons marks.

They were here before Bowser Jr, without Bowser having any hints of a relationship. Without a reasonable way to get an heir.

Seven koopalings

Seven stars

what else has seven stars in the Mario universe?

(actually a lot of things, but let's focus on something relevant to the theory)

a literal game about granting wishes!

My theory is this: Koopalings are a result of Bowser's wish to prolong the koopa kingdom when he's gone.

Without any heirs (yet), without anyone worthy in Bowser's eyes to run this place when he's gone, with Mario's shenanigans being a proper threat. What's Bowser going to do if he suddenly disappears? He won't give the throne to a nobody who will ruin the kingdom Bowser takes such pride in!

So, calling Koopalings his children and his commanders is both correct. They're the kingdom's future support, a group of koopas without whom Junior would've been driven into oblivion. Technically, they come from Bowser's wish, so you can interpret it both as biological children, and unrelated successors.

Look, even the colors of the star piece match up!

(before you start bothering me about Ludwig, there's his super mario world appearance)

TL;DR

Bowser's Koopalings are a direct result from a fulfilled Star Road wish to prolong the prosperity of the Koopa Kingdom. This explains the star themed design on the Koopalings, and is another motivation for Bowser to help in Super Mario RPG - he tried wishing and it had worked! almost too well! (seven kids is a lot)

OC Entry - Vaika Na Koopa

Age: 19

MBTI: INTP-T

Birthday: March 2nd

Position: Koopa Army's Piper Division - Secretary

Nationality: Polish

Good day! Good afternoon! This entry is a bit different, because I'm the person running this information centre! It's an honor to meet you, my name is Vaika!

I'm Piper Division's irratio caster, and a secretary eager to deliver knowledge and questions to anyone within the Koopa Kingdom. My posts have been a mixed bag, however from this point forward I will stop posting ooc content. (Ludwig isn't really fond of making the information centre my "girl blog" or something..)

For my OOC blog, check @vaika-na-koopa! While asks to the Koopaling Clan aren't officially open, feel free to stay here for a while. <3

What is the most interesting thing ludwig could do or have been through??

Ludwig, early on in Bowser's castle, had a struggle relating to magic- magical residue. He was struggling to control his magic, and it was manifesting as magic dust.

Which most commonly is white. It's very sparkly, and makes your hair next to impossible to tame. It's a sign of either a very weak spell caster, or a prodigy. Ludwig just so happens to be the latter. Think someone who is too good for their level, magic literally oozing out of them.

He grew out of it as he gained proficiency to match up to his potential, but for a long while he was a walking disco ball, sabotaging early Koopaling missions because he was visible from miles away.

Other Koopalings also had magic dust in some capacity, however Ludwig's hair got straight up white. Bowser only discovered his true hair color after he started to take care of himself