Elphaba: You Cant Make Everyone Like You! Youre Not Glinda.

Elphaba: You can’t make everyone like you! You’re not Glinda.

Nessa: Not everyone likes Glinda.

Elphaba: Who doesn’t like Glinda?

Nessa: Well..

Elphaba pulling out her broom from thin air: Names. Now. Give me their names. Now.

Of course! It’s in both characters to accidentally say it (knowing their luck), but either way whoever says it, they’re both going to become flustered, nervous, awkwardly silent, and gay messes. They are so intensely in love but cluelessly have a crush on one another. I’m also all up for breaking Glinda’s perfect facade, our poor girl (and of course Elphaba) needs break.

Yall know the song What is this feeling in the wicked st, right? What if instead of loathing, one of them accurately says "loving". The music cues and they're doing their thing but one of them goes "loving" and the record scratches and the other goes "what??" Idk I find it funny-

You know what’s wonderful? I could get myself a therapist, but oh no that’s not fun. I instead manifest all my emotions into two little gay witches and sob into my pillows about them because they didn’t get their happy ending. The best part of all is that I am content with this fate. What better way to deal with mental illness than write fan fiction about your favorite lesbian witches crying about their not so happy ending or breaking canon and getting a good ending? I am doing very well thanks for asking. 🥲

So anyone else dealing with mental illness? We can cry about Gelphie together if you’d like!

Me talking about Glinda to a friend: But just think about it, if Glinda had no expectations on her I bet she’d just be a gay bubbly ball of energy, full of a anxiety that accidentally blows up a house trying to paint it pink as a prank.

My friend: ;-;

Elphaba: Who else here thought Glinda and I were dating?

[Everyone raises their hands]

Elphaba: . . .

Elphaba: Glinda put your hand down.

So I know it’s basically a crime in the Gelphie fandom, but I have yet to acutely find a bootleg with KRC as Glinda. So if someone could, if you have a bootleg with KRC as Glinda could you please DM it to me? I want to see more of KRC than just her popular performance.. 🥲